Chicago’s Chief of the Sweet Treat Trade @Jazelner
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This was easily the best pick announcement of the draft. - Signed Jack "The Neck" Sanborn jersey - Taunting with the accent🤣 - Top tier "DAAA BEAARRSSS" - Generational Punter as the selection The Bears are BACK lolol
I think it's okay to lose your mind and waste six months of your life doing nothing. And then go back to normal like it never happened..... I lived it actually
Call me Anakin the way I'm slaying Yuenglings at 9am
"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone
Describe your aesthetic in 4 photos.
Nobody: Peter Griffin on a random Thursday:
wait.. he cooked with this 😭
Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor's house that no one likes.
All I know right now is that Chicago is back
Chicagoans when the sun comes out
Perfect clip because it’s never a gracious transition into a new era. You wake up one day and the new kids take over the block in humiliating fashion.
Perfect clip because it’s never a gracious transition into a new era. You wake up one day and the new kids take over the block in humiliating fashion.
I am in the arena (Costco food court) trying things
Okay, this genuinely made me tear up. Kirans family absolutely EXPLODES when they find out he’s going to the Bears 🥹😭 This is the coolest shit in the world man…. Seeing life long DREAMS come true
Okay, this genuinely made me tear up. Kirans family absolutely EXPLODES when they find out he’s going to the Bears 🥹😭 This is the coolest shit in the world man…. Seeing life long DREAMS come true https://t.co/pBCkdCb2YH
He been a freak for so long that his argument is that some laws weren’t around when he was being a freak. Wild
He been a freak for so long that his argument is that some laws weren’t around when he was being a freak. Wild
On arrival in Japan: "I don't really want a toilet to spray me in the butt." Upon returning from Japan: "What, am I just supposed to wipe my own ass like some kind of caveman?" One week after returning from Japan:
Me destroying the family computer with Limewire…
4L that’s on Uncle Ben
4L that’s on Uncle Ben https://t.co/mbl008sfXO
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miss mustard @theSASHAfierce_
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A career-high 12 strikeouts for George Kirby!
so caleb williams definitely made the “bear claw” a symbol in the chicago bears fandom y’all
Got an extra ticket to Devo if anyone wants to come. And also attend the show with me
National tv ignored them all year LOL!
his big head made my whole night
Meanwhile in alaska it’s spring sport season 😆
Clearest image ever taken of Venus
OoOoh, Chicago is such a scary hellhole, don’t ever go there
Jordan Hicks has been lights out as a starter for the Giants
Successful Seder
This was easily the best pick announcement of the draft. - Signed Jack "The Neck" Sanborn jersey - Taunting with the accent🤣 - Top tier "DAAA BEAARRSSS" - Generational Punter as the selection The Bears are BACK lolol
I think it's okay to lose your mind and waste six months of your life doing nothing. And then go back to normal like it never happened..... I lived it actually
Call me Anakin the way I'm slaying Yuenglings at 9am
"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone
Describe your aesthetic in 4 photos.
FINAL Chicago Bears 2024 Draft Class: 1.1 Caleb Williams, QB 1.9 Rome Odunze, WR 2.39 Montez Sweat, EDGE 3.75 Kiran Amegadjie, OT 4.109 Keenan Allen, WR 4.122 Tory Taylor, Punter 5.144 Ryan Bates ARE THE BEARS BACK?!? 🐻⬇️
Nobody: Peter Griffin on a random Thursday:
Caleb Williams said on ESPN Last night that during the group workout in LA a few weeks ago, Keenan Allen saw Rome Odunze catch the ball and said: “Well, Coach has his Deep Ball Guy” 2 weeks ago lol
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