not hayley williams @hmmhaleyyy
chicago’s most eligible bachelorette libra Joined July 2011-
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Imagine thinking anything is that serious
I’m single if you need a wife and step mother. Hello. My god.
I’m single if you need a wife and step mother. Hello. My god.
You’re in his DMs but I’m in his bed eating the crumbs
Just paid off the rest of my student loans and am officially debt free :’)
All Doms stores closed permanently today Screaming crying throwing up
Get to the office and immediately sit on my bag of chips im so over it
Someone get her a…….. ponytail
Happy 420 I don’t really smoke anymore but I’m gonna take a few edibles and freak out
Let him hit because…. um.. beca- uhm….. I let him hit because he…… because he..
The thing about me is that idc I’ll sit next to a stranger on the redline Fuck it sandwich me between two strangers see if I care
Turning the brightness on my computer all the way down so no one sees me looking up lyrics
Me and who
If you’re taking a meeting out in the open and I can hear you through my noise canceling headphones just know I’m blowing you up in my mind
I just pre ordered a $20 sweet green plate to my work outpost to force myself go into the office on Thursday
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Are there any men out there who have a favorite bird that is not an eagle? Every single man I have ever asked said "eagle".
how are you gona do blow every weekend and be fat? the math aint mathing
Happy 21st Birthday to Emily Carey, our young Queen Alicent Hightower
does anyone want to have a girls night where we smoke weed, make art, bake cookies and watch scary movies in big comfy tee shirts bc this night gown, churning ur own butter shit is not for me
This is what I mean when I say girls night
i’m so little and dainty and petite if the wind blew too hard i wood be swept away for good
Ya smell that ?? Smells like margarita pitchers outside
a very nice woman at the co-op took a picture of my cicada tattoo then sent it to her author and illustrator friends
Jeff Bridges confirms he’s returning for #TronAres
Embarrassed myself drinking again 👍🏼 beginning to reconsider if alcohol is really something that should be in my life 👍🏼
In 2012 French Beekeepers could not solve the mystery of the blue and green colored honey in their beehives until they discovered that the bees were visiting a local M&M factory
“It was also the night that the skeletons came to liiiife”