Jake @JakeCCoulter
I do stand-up because sit-up’s were too hard Joined April 2019-
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Y’all don’t know how excited I am to do my first hour!!! Come out if you can!! Won’t promise anything about the comedy but the drinks are always fire!!
I got a feeling imma somehow trick people into letting me become president just to get impeached within my first year for doing some ignorant shit like trying to solve societal issues with team building/bonding exercises like we’re at a summer camp 😅
That’s it I’m getting a hippo
That’s it I’m getting a hippo
No matter how many times I promise myself imma quit staying in toxic relationships I always wind up tricking myself with stupid shit like “those ain’t red flags those flags are more of a crimson color like her lips”
Fun fact elephants are the only species on the planet to go their whole life using only a bidet
Fun fact elephants are the only species on the planet to go their whole life using only a bidet
Happy 85th birthday to my best friend can’t believe it’s going to be 6 years since you’ve been gone but I know you’re in heaven raising hell! Love you grandma ❤️❤️
All I want in life is for the @twisted_twins to bring back Hellevator 😫 this was the best gameshow ever
Knowing I’ll never get to be on Punk’d or Silent Library really makes me sad
I’d like to make them all my friends but the alligator is gonna be the easiest to survive just throw some marshmallows to keep it distracted
I’d like to make them all my friends but the alligator is gonna be the easiest to survive just throw some marshmallows to keep it distracted
My vet said my dog needs to loose 4 lbs so I set our scale back 5lbs so she isn’t self conscious
Will someone please tell me how I can get my Great Dane to quit chest bumping me 😭
I am the type of person to do something like learn a new language to try impressing someone then get a head injury and forget English
I spent 3 hours yesterday and another hour today trying to organize this 4-way magazine rack and ITS STILL NOT RIGHT 😭 there’s 3 shelves on each side with 3 rows inside each shelf with 5 magazines in each row that only fits 4 magazines side by side my adhd hurts 😭😭
If Matt Rife is the only comedian you watch please give the ugly comedians a try too!! I’m just now starting out so pretty people can’t take over
I’ve been struggling with my words so bad lately I started saying English isn’t my first language so it’s less embarrassing 😭
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My mother told me I look like a prostitute in my author photos. I am afraid to ask, but ... yes or no? No wonder I have so many issues as an adult. Guess it makes me a better writer though.
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@bertkreischer Am I sitting in my car or at the table?
@jshhspn @bertkreischer Car would definitely be a let’s see if I can eat this on a 30 minute lunch break. Table would be an hour because only my husband would be judging me.
@AMAZlNGNATURE Did the seal hate the octopus or the person? Or the octopus all "Let me at him!!!"
thanks to everyone who came out to @creekandcave in Austin!!! This weekend im in Albany at the funny bone
I’m in Austin this weekend and my ticket sales could improve. Here’s my fat ass another time I was in Austin. See u this weekend at the creek
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having to beg someone to do something with you and then seeing them do it with others willingly is a different kind of hurt
Pictured below is Ella Harper. This photograph was taken around 1885 to 1886. Harper suffered from a highly uncommon medical condition called congenital genu recurvatum, which caused her knees to bend in the opposite direction. As a result, she found it more comfortable to move…
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