Jake Bjorke @JakeBjorke
Engineer building things, then I try to break them. Very good at the second part. bjorke.dev Minneapolis, MN Joined April 2012-
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By the way, the scientists that were able to predict the time of a solar eclipse years in the future down to the exact minute? Same scientists that are saying climate change is real and caused by humans. Just an FYI.
Airlines successfully lobbied against high speed rail so that they could do this knowing you have no other choice.
Airlines successfully lobbied against high speed rail so that they could do this knowing you have no other choice.
Why are things expensive? 4 companies control 55% to 85% of the meat market. 4 airlines control 80% of air travel. 3 companies control 92% of the soda market. 3 companies control 73% of the cereal market. Why don't I hear about it? 6 companies control 90% of the news.
The writers of the hit show @Ridiculousness create 336 episodes of television a year, making MTV and their bosses millions. But many of them can’t afford rent in the city they live in. Now they're fighting for a fair contract with the @WGAWest. And they need your support. THREAD:
The writers of the hit show @Ridiculousness create 336 episodes of television a year, making MTV and their bosses millions. But many of them can’t afford rent in the city they live in. Now they're fighting for a fair contract with the @WGAWest. And they need your support. THREAD:
UPDATE: Rule be damned, Marc-Andre Fleury is wearing his Native American Heritage mask in warmups. I’m told it’s very unlikely he or the #mnwild will be fined, but he’s risking it His mask is up to $5,600 in the auction—vastly more than any other item e.givesmart.com/events/zs4/i/
UPDATE: Rule be damned, Marc-Andre Fleury is wearing his Native American Heritage mask in warmups. I’m told it’s very unlikely he or the #mnwild will be fined, but he’s risking it His mask is up to $5,600 in the auction—vastly more than any other item e.givesmart.com/events/zs4/i/
Nikola Jokic caught everyone sleeping and threw an insane alley-oop to Aaron Gordon for the dunk 🔥
A line of pride flags have formed outside Little Roos in Chaska after the Proudboys of Minnesota showed up protesting in masks and holding signs. The children’s boutique is holding its first drag story time Saturday. @FOX9
If they are going to keep fucking up Twitter, I have a few BlueSky codes if anyone is looking to make the switch.
Dorka Juhász was the steal of the draft and I’ll keep saying it.
On Eid, an ethical, caring City Council would have figured out a way to delay this until their Muslim colleagues could be at the vote. Ridiculous.
On Eid, an ethical, caring City Council would have figured out a way to delay this until their Muslim colleagues could be at the vote. Ridiculous.
Don’t use Amazon Clinic. Waiving your privacy rights to engage with services shouldn’t be something that’s ever allowed. Amazon Clinic requires patients to waive HIPAA protections in exchange for care iapp.org/news/a/analysi…
Gun deaths among U.S. children and teens rose 50% in two years pewrsr.ch/413hy18
You'd think every computer should be able to divide two numbers, but early microprocessors didn't have division instructions. The Intel 8086 (1978) was one of the first with division. Let's look at how it implemented division and why division is so hard.
🚨 TOMORROW MORNING 7AM! 🚨 Calling all community who cares about George Floyd Square! Minneapolis Public Works has helpfully provided these dumpsters strategically placed around GFS. We're calling for a community potluck breakfast & spring cleaning to celebrate! Come out!! 💛
I just fell prey to a scam that I now know is making the rounds (apparently someone shared ~exact same experience on TikTok). Got a call from my sister’s legit phone #, heard muffled crying in the background and a guy threatening to kill her if I didn’t send him $$$ immediately.
if this abomination gets ONE CENT from Minneapolis taxpayers while minneapolis public schools are “consolidating” (CLOSING!!) i will personally make sure every person in Minneapolis knows who made that happen 😤😤
if this abomination gets ONE CENT from Minneapolis taxpayers while minneapolis public schools are “consolidating” (CLOSING!!) i will personally make sure every person in Minneapolis knows who made that happen 😤😤
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Warning: you will not understand why I am telling this story until the end, but I'm begging you to stick around until then... The other day, I began jotting down a few items I needed to pick up from the store on a pad in my kitchen. I added 2 or 3 things & went about my day. 1/
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@netw3rk @SheaSerrano A lot of shit talk on the #MagicTogether last week on Six Trophies!!
Completing work to high standards is quite quitting now!? 🙃 I guess people have to work till burnout to be considered working
Olive Keogh: Quiet quitters are hard to handle because they continue to complete their assigned workload to the same (often high) standard, giving their managers an uneasy feeling but nothing specific to complain about. irishtimes.com/business/work/…
Perfect clip because it’s never a gracious transition into a new era. You wake up one day and the new kids take over the block in humiliating fashion.
LeBron down 3-0 KD down 3-0 Steph in Cancun
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
Peak Minneapolis: Two group rides cross paths on the Greenway on a chilly Sat morning: -one group w/ speedy road cyclists in full kits -the other going 8mph with a live guitarist on a cargo trailer + a ton of kids …& both groups give high fives as we pass each other. 🚲 ❤️
@joshvetter @Grady I know…we feel the same. I will work with Alan Horton on all the games and Grady will continue to travel with the team until end doing interviews.
next up, training camp.
97 96 83 89 Point totals for the Cavaliers in this series. The Magic defense is something scary. This isn't just a hideous Cavs offense. Orlando was #3 in defensive rating all season, and #1 after the break. Loaded with long, versatile, smart defenders across positions.
Run me an P clips back on the Magic… CRACKIN 🤝🏾💯
Disappointing
3 MN Lynx players inducted today in Knoxville WBHOF. But no MN media here but @MNSpokesman.
Top 20 upside doesn’t seem so crazy now does it @ChrisVernonShow?
We watching jb bickerstaff get fired and Donovan Mitchell become a laker in real time because franz VOGneer not Wagner is German Kobe
THIS IS THE FRANZ WAGNER WE WERE PROMISED* *have been wondering what the heck happened to for like 45% of the season
Look at this idiot. He set his franchise back years because he thought he was playing 2K.
Proper basketball is back. You can't just build super teams anymore. Timberwolves and Nuggets are the model of the future.