Waffle House needs to be nationalized and turned into the fourth, and most crucial, branch of the U.S. military
Waffle House needs to be nationalized and turned into the fourth, and most crucial, branch of the U.S. military
@IwriteOK It’s where our special forces can learn hand to hand combat.
@IwriteOK The Department of Waffles has a nice ring to it 🤔
@IwriteOK Roll it into FEMA. Make them a disaster recovery center. FEMA uses them anyways
@IwriteOK @KaiserBeamz it should be their culinary division
@IwriteOK Coast Guard mudded. (Space Force isn’t real).
@IwriteOK you forgot Space Force but Waffle House is more strategically important anyways
@IwriteOK @robdelaney If waffle house employees stormed the capital, Jan. 6th style, they would actually succeed.
@IwriteOK “They may take our lives but they’ll never take our hashbrowns done 7 different ways!” - William Waffles