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To be clear, a lot of the sex scenes in Challengers are intentionally funny, and I also understand nervous laughter, but when it's CONSTANT and frankly performative giggling, that's loser behavior.
Bring back sex in movies, but also bring back audiences who don't collapse into giggles every time they see tongue. Grow up! Get laid!
Saying “Jewish students” as opposed to “student protestors” when there are literally more Jewish students at the encampment than protesting outside of it, is so infuriating.
Saying “Jewish students” as opposed to “student protestors” when there are literally more Jewish students at the encampment than protesting outside of it, is so infuriating.
Anyone who “doesn’t see” how this is anything but an extermination campaign is lying to either you or themselves and in either case their opinion is worthless
Anyone who “doesn’t see” how this is anything but an extermination campaign is lying to either you or themselves and in either case their opinion is worthless
If Trump were president right now liberals would be, at least performatively, far more concerned for the wellbeing and safety of protestors on college campuses because it would be extremely politically convenient for them.
I watched a movie years ago, a French film, about a delivery driver who gets mixed up in underworld business and has to go around the city on his moped, I remember there’s a scene where a guy puts caviar on a baguette, lots of warehouses. Any ideas what it could be called?
Democrats should read these quotes, the first one especially, and really ask themselves whether this moral blackmail strategy is going to work given what their president is doing.
they turned "stuck in a coil" into a museum
Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife
not a new thought but it is genuinely wild that spotify gets away with making music totally unprofitable for musicians. just remembering when my ex’s band got their first spotify check and decided to frame it because it was for like $23
got a lot of questions about the economics of the industry these days. people used to always describe touring as the new only way to make money in the streaming economy. so now, there isn't even that?
The larger context for the quote is even funnier.
The larger context for the quote is even funnier. https://t.co/yDuBoQMcOv
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The night that he posted this, Republicans lost the governor’s race in Kentucky by five points, the VA house of delegates flipped from red to blue, and 2/3rds of Moms For Liberty-endorsed candidates lost their school board races
The night that he posted this, Republicans lost the governor’s race in Kentucky by five points, the VA house of delegates flipped from red to blue, and 2/3rds of Moms For Liberty-endorsed candidates lost their school board races
So fucking sinister. We cannot let up.
So fucking sinister. We cannot let up. https://t.co/2m3Ts60HuQ
I can’t stop thinking about Challengers. My whole life is consumed. Just called an Uber (like in Challengers) working on my laptop (Zendaya works on a laptop in Challengers) kissing a man (wish I were doing this in front of Zendaya) etc.
I'm glad New York is taking on the kindest least problematic people to ever ride the subway. I saw one of them give a cute little kid a free lollipop the other day. This place sucks.
I'm glad New York is taking on the kindest least problematic people to ever ride the subway. I saw one of them give a cute little kid a free lollipop the other day. This place sucks.
well that's not enough times
so the NYPD cop union is suing to allow illegal drug use in the ranks?
so the NYPD cop union is suing to allow illegal drug use in the ranks?
School boards are actually kind of exactly like the NPC in that the average DSA member like the average eligible school board voter have no idea how why or when they are elected
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Nuggets playing the worst basketball you’ve ever seen them play, trailing the Lakers for 80% of every game, and winning the series 4-1
Obviously there’s no real reason but I was surprised that had never jumped out at me before.
Nextlander Watchcast episode on Fire Walk with Me brought up something that had never crossed my mind before but I’m not sure how: why does MIKE know who BOB inhabits and tries to tell Laura, but in the show, even when it’s MIKE speaking through Gerard, he doesn’t seem to know?
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If you check the qts (which i didnt do first) everyone agrees it looks just like him lol
Everyones laughing about this but when they arrest pete buttigieg it wont be so funny will it.
Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
@LouisPeitzman I got a bunch of grown people being shocked and laughing when they showed naked men in the locker room scene. Like please be mindful…
To be clear, a lot of the sex scenes in Challengers are intentionally funny, and I also understand nervous laughter, but when it's CONSTANT and frankly performative giggling, that's loser behavior.
Bring back sex in movies, but also bring back audiences who don't collapse into giggles every time they see tongue. Grow up! Get laid!
Saying “Jewish students” as opposed to “student protestors” when there are literally more Jewish students at the encampment than protesting outside of it, is so infuriating.
My number one priority is protecting the safety of all New Yorkers and students — both Jewish students and students protesting. Every student deserves to feel safe walking on their campus.
when they was eating that churro
Anyone who “doesn’t see” how this is anything but an extermination campaign is lying to either you or themselves and in either case their opinion is worthless
So fucking sinister. We cannot let up.
If Trump were president right now liberals would be, at least performatively, far more concerned for the wellbeing and safety of protestors on college campuses because it would be extremely politically convenient for them.
"You couldn't make Seinfeld today" yes you absolutely could. Seinfeld isn't that fucking edgy. it remains popular to this day. Jerry's entire comedy career is based on harmless, banal observations crafted for wide audiences. he didn't even swear. what the hell is he talking about
Jerry Seinfeld: PC culture and fear of offending people is killing funny shows. "When you write a script and it goes into four or five different hands, committee, groups—'here's our thought about this joke'—well that's the end of your comedy."
the applebees date… the wedges… the making out in the parking lot afterward.,,… that’s what romance is about
i wanna talk about this sceneeeeeee
Luca already did
Why aren’t we talking more about the sassy chair umpire in Challengers. I need to queen out with him
‘always sunny’ did an episode where homeless people are beating off everywhere so they form a guardian angels-esque gang. it opens with sweet dee kicking the shit out of a masturbating homeless guy
you could absolutely make this joke today! All the shows I mentioned have gotten away with much worse!!
At this point, if Trump does win and we get another wave of George Floyd-style protests, are Democrats even going to pretend to support them like in 2020? Or are they going to just go straight to egging on whatever wave of repression he unleashes?
New: 21 House Democrats led by Reps. Gottheimer and Goldman sent a letter to Columbia’s board of trustees telling them to “act decisively” to end the encampment or resign. It’s a major escalation of Democrats’ rhetoric. @axios axios.com/2024/04/29/hou…
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