Nicole @youngestwoman
free to a good home. Chicago, IL Joined August 2009-
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jokes on you I love projects
jokes on you I love projects
quit saying Margot Robbie is too old to be Barbie. She’s 33. Barbie is a doctor, a pilot, a lawyer. She’s grown.
I know he’s a troll but seriously what is wrong with this guy lol
I want to be rich enough to buy something like this
just realized people are mad at me on here lol it’s ok tho bc
if only we knew about kibbe body types back then!!
if only we knew about kibbe body types back then!!
say no more
ngl if someone was talking about unreal beings on the plane I was on I would be getting right off not taking any chances
The biggest compliment for cooking in my mind back then was that it “taste like store bought” lmao
wish I could mute the entire genre of tweets where men call women stupid for waiting until their 30s to have kids please I can’t look at one more
I frankly cant imagine anything more horrifying than tweeting to my ig followers
hahahaha
It sounds like I’m living in a war zone 🇺🇸
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I’m concerned about the kind of dude who posts a photo of a beautiful woman without makeup as if it’s some kind of own. Like has he ever seen a woman before?
EVERYONE is a mid without their make-up/first thing in the morning. Everyone. The ‘perfect’, unblemished, ageless 8-10 you desire is a sex robot.
This is her without makeup. Definitely mid.
TSA agent told me I’m really pretty and have “great vibes” it’s probably because I’m on mushrooms
@youngestwoman Cope for the fact that he knows he would fuck two couch cushions pushed together and that a woman like Margot Robbie would never even give him the time of day.
one of you (can’t remember who) tweeted a few days ago “it’s probably a good rule of thumb to never eat food that is advertised to you” and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since
Everyone who is calling her mid/not a smoke show: post face and/or BMI
She is a hard 7. You used to find a Margot Robbie in every Blockbuster Video in 1995.
The left maybe needs to engage with the realities of unionization. My current, low-key union is amazing. My last union, in a very blue state, took 10% of my pre-tax income and provided me with the very worst healthcare imaginable and literally zero other benefits.
@ProfDaveAndress Is this what historians do now? Make boring character judgements on who's "bad" or not?
No one is more obsessed with pointing out others physical flaws than deeply unattractive people. Their spiritual sickness manifests on the outside. Often times the most physically attractive individuals I’ve ever met are the least superficial. The primary thing that stops them…
I just think they're neat
.@flyanaboss' "You Wish" debuts at #1 on the US Spotify Viral 100 chart.
@youngestwoman Okay fair, but Margot Robbie is not 33.
RFH is the closest female equivalent to the type of highbrow misogyny perfected by high iq under socialized incel anons, I understand her perfectly now…
Yeah but think of the men who can’t imagine a woman as hot as Barbie being so disgustingly old and decrepit
quit saying Margot Robbie is too old to be Barbie. She’s 33. Barbie is a doctor, a pilot, a lawyer. She’s grown.
@youngestwoman there are like a dozen different reasons why casting twenty-somethings would’ve been a bad idea
I’m sorry but I don’t see how anyone has the stamina for a second day of Jonah Hill private text discourse
Eating for taste is out. Adjusting your tastebuds to crave stuff thats good for you is in
I actually hate CGI as an aesthetic. The texture & tone of it is pretty much always nasty. Some people say it’s fine if used minimally but I’m not even sure about that. At best it should be an absolute last resort when in-camera affects aren’t possible.
1992: Rage Against The Machine* FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! 2023: Rina Sawayama* Say SORRY for making that mean & offensive microagressive joke!
why is she so piss at him 😭😭😭 like what did he do to her specifically
Rina Sawayama calls out Matty Healy again during NOS Alive set: “Why don’t you apologise for once in your life without making it about your fucking self?”
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