drew @ImNotOwned
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It’s so funny to get so contrarian you become Christian
It’s so funny to get so contrarian you become Christian
Biden says "Trump won.." before mentioning "Nixon" and says "Freudian Slip."
He hit the tony soprano hahahhhaha
He hit the tony soprano hahahhhaha
All of them wearing Covid masks outside lmfao
All of them wearing Covid masks outside lmfao
This is why it needs to be legalized. America’s college students and 20s year olds should be able to enjoy this without worry of fentanyl contamination
This is why it needs to be legalized. America’s college students and 20s year olds should be able to enjoy this without worry of fentanyl contamination
Psychopath
If I were releasing my biography in anticipation of running for president I would simply not admit to executing my family dog.
If I were releasing my biography in anticipation of running for president I would simply not admit to executing my family dog.
Players are just not smart about basketball. They are too talented that it warps their perspective. Says Jokic is a horrible defender but also says he’s a good team defender. One of those is way more important in the nba lol
Players are just not smart about basketball. They are too talented that it warps their perspective. Says Jokic is a horrible defender but also says he’s a good team defender. One of those is way more important in the nba lol
Nikola Jokic on building the Nuggets' read-and-react offense: He mentions his chemistry with Gary Harris, Jameer Nelson, Wilson Chandler and then Jamal Murray. "First, you need to learn how to play." "You need 2-3 years together to learn how to play with each other.
This is one of those things I don’t believe
This is one of those things I don’t believe
Bron is probably the only one safe
He’s ahead of all 3 of them right now
I think the tipping point was circa-2021 arguments about whether vaccinated people should continue voluntarily living like hermits He was on the correct side of that argument, but let it reverse-polarize him into adopting dumb views on other issues
I think the tipping point was circa-2021 arguments about whether vaccinated people should continue voluntarily living like hermits He was on the correct side of that argument, but let it reverse-polarize him into adopting dumb views on other issues
The TV ruined the ability to be a well liked president while not being swaggy Fdr couldn’t walk and Lincoln was ugly (worse sin)
The TV ruined the ability to be a well liked president while not being swaggy Fdr couldn’t walk and Lincoln was ugly (worse sin)
@mattyglesias Biden breaking his foot during the transition probably cost him 3-4 approval points permanently. Every other RNC rapid response vid is “Biden shuffles away and ignores questions” amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/02/06…
You don’t even use it’s name
Joe @JoePostingg
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock
102K Followers 2K Following Tax enthusiast. Hyperinflation doubter. Soc dem in the streets, market socialist in the sheets. 🧦🏗️
Senior PowerPoint Eng.. @ryxcommar
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vo @vanillaopinions
35K Followers 936 Following prominent leftist chaos agent, member of the nonprofit industrial complex, and largely a satire account
sam @sam_d_1995
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William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver
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Special Puppy 🧦�.. @SpecialPuppy1
7K Followers 573 Following I’m not afraid of RUFFhousing.Bernie Sanders-Bill Clinton Democrat. Intriguing, Infuriating, and Completely Baffling. CEO,influencer, anti-masturbation activist
Nikolaj🍦🇺🇦 @nikicaga
29K Followers 3K Following 24, from 🇷🇸, studying Biophysics in 🇫🇷 Progressive, tankie/lib if you're mad at me bi, he/him ↙↙↙ 🧦 🌐🌹🌋 🥑 🐵🔰🔆🍉 🇷🇸🤝🇽🇰 alt: @nikolajsalt
Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin
56K Followers 3K Following correspondent @heatmap_news matthew at heatmap dot news
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knife-wielding hemoph.. @NickTagliaferro
8K Followers 2K Following Nick Tagliaferro is a pseudonym. DMs open. world’s #1 McDonnell v. US hater. usspcrichardandson on bsky. 3L for hire. [email protected] he/him
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77K Followers 3K Following Managing editor @TheProspect. Cohost & producer of @LeftAnchor podcast: https://t.co/CD022VuwNF https://t.co/Darm54JyeO
TheOmniZaddy 🌹🔰.. @TheOmniZaddy
11K Followers 832 Following Social democrat in the streets, liberal Georgist in the sheets. Mariah Carey stan & Marie Kondo enthusiast. YIMBY/NUMTOT/aspiring DILF. Zillennial (26) | 🏳️🌈
Reconstructionist @un_a_valeable
11K Followers 479 Following he/him | my brain is just charts and typos | uphold Harry Hopkins-Frederick Douglass Thought
Bread Fixer (American.. @bread_fixer
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Paul E Williams @PEWilliams_
17K Followers 2K Following Executive director, Center for Public Enterprise (@PubEnterprise) Alum of @jjayecon @chicagodoh
bob's burgers urbanis.. @yhdistyminen
14K Followers 5K Following 🎲 land tax 🔰 weightlifting 🏋️ dadposting 👶 black metal ⚔️
Ryan Radia @RyanRadia
20K Followers 1K Following FRED & IPUMS enjoyer. Lawyer (DC). 🌐 Economics, charts, tech policy, urbanism, regulation, housing, transit. Growth: very good. RTs=demand letters. Likes: RNG
J. Stiviano @thejayman86
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Jacob, who sucks @DonJacoboSI
184 Followers 2K Following Geriatric college student. Reply guy, I guess?
Samingo @Samingo_real
84 Followers 135 Following PhDs in: urbanism | physics | economics | sports | parenting
insane spaceman @insane_spaceman
136 Followers 924 Following Moons can be planets and the IAU are a bunch of astrologists Leftish Liberal He/Him 🇺🇸
Hunter📈🌈 @StatisticUrban
15K Followers 4K Following Data scientist │ MS in CS, stats, biochemistry │ Current Econ MS student │ 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇬🇧 Policy-centered tweets about tech, bio, urbanism, economics, & politics
pogue @PogueU242
77 Followers 102 Following
Chandler Eby @eby_PA
289 Followers 3K Following American University ‘24 Lancaster County politics @bradforpa | Mastery 7 Seraphine one trick
PageWoolley @t67i44E5TF1445q
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Lillianna Swarey @l_sware
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Renee Kilmon @ren_kilm
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Dave Waters @alluvialcapital
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Israel Delenda Est @Dong_Juan_
10 Followers 446 Following I'm here because I got a little heated elsewhere. Piss tape truther
blessed_harambae @blessedharambae
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Inocencia Guijarro @InocenciaG32219
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Candice Lanfranco @CandiceLan61266
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Adnan Barazi @adnan_barazi
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RANDOM BOSTON CLAM CH.. @BostonChowdah
2K Followers 3K Following Sup. A Patriots, Revolution, Celtics, Bruins, and Red Sox fan #BOSTONSTRONG
Kathey Munnell @KathMunnel
21 Followers 2K Following
Aaron Gordon’s Bigg.. @Dokule
528 Followers 1K Following he/him | Una mattina mi son svegliato 🌹| Techno 🖤| anti-nationalist (all nations not any in particular) | BLM | Uber Driver
WayofDade @WayofDade
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D. T. Walker @TristramSchande
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Temple of the Blog @templeoftheblog
537 Followers 638 Following Queen Village dweller, music aficionado, sports fan, obstacles to progress eliminator. Temple made.
osw @sh_bldw
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Scott Strand @scottiestrand
144 Followers 455 Following
incredible hulk(e/acc.. @e_acc21
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Gazelle @Gazelle48548638
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Christopher Cappuccin.. @ChrissyCap42069
32 Followers 90 Following I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist, and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.
Wrenbird 🇺🇸 �.. @Wrenbird___
437 Followers 3K Following Computer Science 💾 student | Amateur Aerospace🚀 and History 📗 Nerd | General inept but likes to Learn, also Music and Politics He/Him
iwantedorange @iwantedorange1
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mac the squirrel(trea.. @macsquirelera
1K Followers 473 Following riding transit and posting my silly little thoughts (he/him)
Foam of flowers rocke.. @foam_boat
14 Followers 375 Following lurking, mostly-- politics, climate change (doom?)
MARTA Stan Account @Eli_403
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Socorro Darty @DartSocor
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Chris @chore_leo
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Like Van Halen @savvy5114
196 Followers 780 Following IOP/former PA House/loudly Jewish/ PHL➡️PGH/Pitt ‘17
Steve Lebbossiere @SteveLebbo63
67 Followers 684 Following
🔆democratic republ.. @anitamaxxing
25 Followers 161 Following 🎀anitaposting in exile🎀 we should build some housing and redistribute some wealth tbh
Joe @JoePostingg
13K Followers 619 Following Infosec, politics, and fast food. Subscribe to my newsletter https://t.co/OUpl9s9C0i
James Medlock @jdcmedlock
102K Followers 2K Following Tax enthusiast. Hyperinflation doubter. Soc dem in the streets, market socialist in the sheets. 🧦🏗️
Senior PowerPoint Eng.. @ryxcommar
42K Followers 3K Following Risk manager @AlamedaResearch. | Prev: QA engineer at Knight Capital Group | he/him | https://t.co/Z2YNAksZLO
Common Task Pursuer @revhowardarson
15K Followers 719 Following god created him and then demanded that he die
vo @vanillaopinions
35K Followers 936 Following prominent leftist chaos agent, member of the nonprofit industrial complex, and largely a satire account
sam @sam_d_1995
45K Followers 998 Following Better cities and transit are possible 🚇🚞 congestion pricing enjoyer https://t.co/GOsB5tUAYg
William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver
17K Followers 858 Following Endowed chair of the Tocqueville-Rand Freedom Enterprise Markets Innovation Center. Bound but not protected, I lie but I do not pretend. 🚰 🏗
Special Puppy 🧦�.. @SpecialPuppy1
7K Followers 573 Following I’m not afraid of RUFFhousing.Bernie Sanders-Bill Clinton Democrat. Intriguing, Infuriating, and Completely Baffling. CEO,influencer, anti-masturbation activist
Nikolaj🍦🇺🇦 @nikicaga
29K Followers 3K Following 24, from 🇷🇸, studying Biophysics in 🇫🇷 Progressive, tankie/lib if you're mad at me bi, he/him ↙↙↙ 🧦 🌐🌹🌋 🥑 🐵🔰🔆🍉 🇷🇸🤝🇽🇰 alt: @nikolajsalt
Matt Darling 🌐🏗.. @besttrousers
47K Followers 3K Following Senior Employment Policy Analyst @niskanencenter. Chief Neoliberal Shill 2023. Labor/behavioral economics and causal inference.
Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin
56K Followers 3K Following correspondent @heatmap_news matthew at heatmap dot news
knife-wielding hemoph.. @NickTagliaferro
8K Followers 2K Following Nick Tagliaferro is a pseudonym. DMs open. world’s #1 McDonnell v. US hater. usspcrichardandson on bsky. 3L for hire. [email protected] he/him
ryan cooper @ryanlcooper
77K Followers 3K Following Managing editor @TheProspect. Cohost & producer of @LeftAnchor podcast: https://t.co/CD022VuwNF https://t.co/Darm54JyeO
TheOmniZaddy 🌹🔰.. @TheOmniZaddy
11K Followers 832 Following Social democrat in the streets, liberal Georgist in the sheets. Mariah Carey stan & Marie Kondo enthusiast. YIMBY/NUMTOT/aspiring DILF. Zillennial (26) | 🏳️🌈
Reconstructionist @un_a_valeable
11K Followers 479 Following he/him | my brain is just charts and typos | uphold Harry Hopkins-Frederick Douglass Thought
Bread Fixer (American.. @bread_fixer
5K Followers 205 Following Former Director of Revenue Management @ OceanGate Expeditions
Paul E Williams @PEWilliams_
17K Followers 2K Following Executive director, Center for Public Enterprise (@PubEnterprise) Alum of @jjayecon @chicagodoh
bob's burgers urbanis.. @yhdistyminen
14K Followers 5K Following 🎲 land tax 🔰 weightlifting 🏋️ dadposting 👶 black metal ⚔️
NotEli 🇸🇳🇲�.. @eralldisliker
420 Followers 806 Following Professional bag chaser. Long Live Qing Grindset😭😭💔🕊️
Snaxshot @thesnaxshot
11K Followers 7 Following Subsidiary of @snaxcorp 👁 curating the food and beverage space to see what’s coming next ✨🔮
Adnan Barazi @adnan_barazi
107 Followers 141 Following Third quartile poster politics/sports/transit/SE Michigan
just matt for supreme.. @questionableway
841 Followers 818 Following 3L at the university of chicago law school (derogatory)
Transit Enthusiast Re.. @StandUserLeon
905 Followers 764 Following Alhambra's strongest urbanist. Boy scout, transit advocate, cervid enjoyer, artist | @SitDealerLeon for moots | 日本語&中文 OK All posts & rts my own (He/Him) (16)
Nothing Ever Fredos @TokenFredo
617 Followers 2K Following Working on my addiction to the ✨ discourse ✨ | This is not of the Lethani | He/Him
Nolan Hicks @ndhapple
17K Followers 646 Following Write about the city. Vet of both tabs. Hook’em🤘. 🏳️🌈. Tips? DM me. On Mastadon: https://t.co/EgizLqyv1b; Bsky: @ndhapple; Threads: ByNolanHicks
Hunter📈🌈 @StatisticUrban
15K Followers 4K Following Data scientist │ MS in CS, stats, biochemistry │ Current Econ MS student │ 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇬🇧 Policy-centered tweets about tech, bio, urbanism, economics, & politics
DC311 @311DCgov
29K Followers 763 Following The official Twitter page for the DC311 Call Center, providing city services and information 24/7 365 days a year. Dial 9-1-1 for emergencies. #WeAnswerTheCall
FakeTagsDC @FakeTagsDC
2K Followers 31 Following Exposing the futility of car registration in the nation's capital and the criminality it inspires. DMs open for tips
David Alpert @alpert
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Andrew DeFrank @andrewdefrank
3K Followers 2K Following grad student @nyuwagner. Write for @730_DC, @ggwash. From Eastern Market. Views are my own.
Regime Accountant @RegimeCPA
3K Followers 1K Following Even a crooked regime wants an honest accountant.
Jessica Sidman @jsidman
25K Followers 4K Following Food Editor, @Washingtonian. Proud member of @washguild.
A-hole Ghost @hole_ghost
352 Followers 2K Following Ghost of an A-hole who predicts things. "Being right too soon is socially unacceptable."--Robert A. Heinlein
Aimee Cho @AimeeCho4
9K Followers 2K Following Reporter/MMJ @NBCWashington | @Cornell alum | Cancer survivor | [email protected] | https://t.co/tzjWDG5aIu | https://t.co/bfoTjpTyU8 |
Aman George @AmanTGeorge
773 Followers 344 Following Progressive litigator, ex-consultant, e-biker, sci-fi fanatic, dad! Senior Counsel @DemocracyFwd. Also @ANCAman4D06, @amantgeorge.bsky.social. Views my own.
JarekFA @JarekFA
1K Followers 999 Following #Urbanism #BikeNYC #YNWA I'm not a "cyclist." I'm someone who uses a bike to get most places since it's quick and easy to do. You should too!
Mr. Smokerfied @MikeStackified
122 Followers 161 Following Social Conservative, Fiscal Liberal, Sexual Centrist (He/Him/Daddy) alt:@NeverBlockDown
DC Car Violence @DCCarViolence
1K Followers 378 Following Reporting on the continued epidemic of driver violence via automobile in Washington, D.C.
Thomas @ugathom
692 Followers 1K Following Currently taking night courses in dramatic writing, ballet, sculpture, music appreciation, radiotelegraphy, ceramics, and mapmaking
The Keystone Take @KeystoneTake
493 Followers 1K Following where policy, politics, and common sense intersect, with a dash of Philly atty-tood. I used to blog.
The okayest poster th.. @ok_post_guy
2K Followers 544 Following I try to figure it out as I go along.
World's Biggest Cross.. @schlagteslinks
4K Followers 530 Following Mr. Crosstab Hater. The Washington top-two primary is a political leading indicator. I coined 'agedep' but it's not real. Occasional political mapmaker. He/him.
daeveningglow @InlandCaGuy
887 Followers 593 Following Fun dad, cat enthusiast, hiking, cycling, sci fi, politics, history, generalist. Only mildly insufferable.
Hoi Polloi Boi Toy @HoiPolloiBoiToy
102 Followers 187 Following The media likes republicans and wants them to win 🇧🇷 🇩🇪 🇺🇸
Streetfilms (Now 1,10.. @Streetfilms
26K Followers 2K Following Prolific Streets Documentarian since the Late 1990s. All good things: biking, walking, transit, trains, open streets, green infra & watched "Xanadu" 14 times.
Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman
27K Followers 2K Following I work on behalf of the wrongfully or unfairly convicted. I also try cases. Partner at Sessions & Fleischman. https://t.co/rPwJD1R0Bb https://t.co/ZkenzMaCeb
Hater Central @TheHateCentral
99K Followers 167 Following DM for Promo/RT and Submissions💰 🔄 | Don’t get mad, if you play trash then you get posted | Not @TheHoopCentral
Ray Train @RayTrainToTrop
215 Followers 197 Following Fan of all things Tampa Bay Ray, Public Transit, and YIMBY | Officially sponsored by @Nerd4Cities
mac the squirrel(trea.. @macsquirelera
1K Followers 473 Following riding transit and posting my silly little thoughts (he/him)
Slow roads save lives @Districtaters
151 Followers 233 Following District resident who impatiently wants things to be better
◥◤Kriston Capps @kristoncapps
19K Followers 3K Following Writer and editor for @CityLab. Texan. I like housing and buildings and art and chili. 📸: @kriston_capps 💌: [email protected]
Alex Koma @AlexKomaWCP
5K Followers 776 Following Loose Lips reporter @WCP covering D.C. politics/government. Pittsburgh born and forever a Hokie. Send story ideas or spam to akoma(at)https://t.co/WLuxR8DGAK.
Tom Sherwood @tomsherwood
31K Followers 3K Following Analyst - WAMU-FM 88.5 Kojo Nnamdi Politics Hour; Contributing Writer, Washington City Paper
Justin Fenton @justin_fenton
108K Followers 2K Following Investigative reporter at the new @BaltimoreBanner. Prev: 17 years @baltimoresun. Author of WE OWN THIS CITY, which became HBO miniseries. Support local news
muad'bob (gooch) @bobgoochman
9K Followers 741 Following I’m sorry if the goddamn chicken got overcooked | @lightscamerapod | @thedozentrivia | Gooch | #WhoDey🐅 | IG: bobby.docx
Car-Free America @CarFreeAmerica
1K Followers 68 Following You don't hate cities. You hate cars. Let's build a future without them.
DCist @DCist
394K Followers 140 Following The District's (unofficial) homepage, covering D.C.-area news, culture, and curiosities. Powered by @wamu885 Newsletter? https://t.co/CwUakxZTiF…
Robbie H @Robbie2988
73 Followers 557 Following
Harry Hop @HarryTHop
500 Followers 1K Following People don't eat in the long run, they eat every dayI think the NBA’s pursuit of young viewers is a doomed endeavor. I am a young person. I know young people. These people are idiots. They’re not going to watch games no matter how easy you make it, they’re just going to follow the NBA like a soap opera broadcast on Instagram.
🚨NEWS: The NBA and Amazon Prime Video have a framework for an agreement that will make the streamer one of the homes for significant regular season and postseason games for a decade, The Athletic has learned. Full details: theathletic.com/5450064/2024/0…
can someone get me a high def screenshot of zendaya going “you’re 31, you’d have a better shot with a gun in your mouth”…
Yikes.
Jamal Murray: “Ugh- what is this? Tap water?”
@JohnGHendy Biden mentions what helped him stay from killing himself "I had two kids." Biden says of him, Beau and Hunter "We started to date Jill." He says "WE" about how the whole family dated Jill.
@JohnGHendy Howard asks "when you lost the love of your life and lose your 13-month-old daughter." Stern mentions how Biden was suicidal. Biden says "you don't have to be nuts to be suicidal."
Biden says "Trump won.." before mentioning "Nixon" and says "Freudian Slip."
Y’all letting Tepper take yalls hat off? 😂😂😂😂
'LET THE COACH AND GM PICK' 🏈: Surveillance footage captured the moment @Panthers owner David Tepper walked into a Charlotte restaurant after a sign was put up prior to the NFL Draft. Full story: bityl.co/PYrP
@MattZeitlin People without a car should be exempt from congestion charging? Yeah, I can support that 🙄
they should exempt low income people from congestion pricing, and as a quick and dirty asset test with low administrative burdens they should determine income by whether or not they have a car
What is with the massive expansion in usage of "performative?" Not everything people do that is not strictly necessary for their health and survival is "performative," you can also choose to do things because you like them and they have real benefits to you and others.
Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist trib.al/ee63uAc
Outside?
The TikTok ban is getting real, and Instagram is downranking political content... where are political content creators supposed to go now? techcrunch.com/2024/04/25/gen…
What we need is a Joe Biden appearance on The Rewatchables. x.com/irvingswisher/…
If he’s gonna go on Stern, Biden should go on Hot Ones
Inflation only seems high because the BLS isn't considering the increased quality of cocaine.
If I were releasing my biography in anticipation of running for president I would simply not admit to executing my family dog.
To be clear -- the dog was 14 months old. A puppy. theguardian.com/books/2024/apr…
obviously i think the president should sit down with america's great newspapers but this is pretty funny
Per WH: The President is doing a live interview with Howard Stern on Sirius XM radio.
@ImNotOwned You are right to doubt x.com/ryanradia/stat…
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