Reg Monkey🐵 @monkey_reg
I memed pedocon theory into existence Joined September 2018-
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Trump is a NIMBY
Prager, tomorrow: there is no secular argument against child molestation Stay alert folks
They are setting the stages for being pedocons “Oh it wasn’t a puppy it was a juvenile dog” “Oh it wasn’t a child it was a teenager” Stay alert folks. It always ties back
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I am hear reports noem has gotten her hands on another puppy 😭
Pedocons
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One would think he would have learned to keep his opinions to himself by now.
One would think he would have learned to keep his opinions to himself by now. https://t.co/LUmI4C9gtw
It’s real. All of it
wake up babe we are doing college enrollment discourse
He’s dead
Pedocons
He’s dead
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I wish I could bottle and sell the feeling I get an hour after drinking a liter of Diet Coke
He’s dead
>The age of consent was 9-years-old Bernie is dog whistling he knows about pedocons. The noose tightness on them
>The age of consent was 9-years-old Bernie is dog whistling he knows about pedocons. The noose tightness on them
The thin blue line is being scaled back I hope you’re happy libs
The thin blue line is being scaled back I hope you’re happy libs
This account is not a safe space for science. Please do not post your moon rock science here Ty
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an earthquake preceding an eclipse it's over
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Because modern conservatism is a party for losers. You have no time to produce culture or develop taste when your entire personality is feeling aggrieved.
Yes the menswear guy is a guy is a lib who makes fun of conservatives a lot, but it’s very funny how mad this makes online conservatives, like shouldn’t the expert on traditional tailoring be a conservative? Why can’t the online conservative ecosystem produce its own menswear guy
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