vanessa @Iknow_Iwasthere
The American dream is a pyramid scheme ✨ Orlando, FL Joined December 2009-
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I wish I had some peanut butter trail mix from Buccees rn
I might be wrong, but doesn’t hosting “Ancient Aliens” on the “History” channel admit to conspiracy theorist that Aliens definitely built the pyramids? Like it happened, that’s history.
Remember Niall Horan from 1D? He’s 30 now. Feel old yet??? Wait wait wait I’m 30 too.
Remember Niall Horan from 1D? He’s 30 now. Feel old yet??? Wait wait wait I’m 30 too.
I was scrolling on Disney+ and I thought I clicked on Ahsoka to continue watching. I saw Samuel L Jackson, and I was like “oh, Nick Fury?” Then I remembered “oh, no Samuel L Jackson is in Star Wars. My b.” But then it turns out I was watching Secret Invasion and it was Nick Fury.
Am I wrong to think #gardiansofthegalaxy3 is a great movie? Would like to know.
I’m gonna buy a plush walrus from SeaWorld but tell everyone it’s Teefs from Guardians of the Galaxy 3
When was the last time you had to wait to play a video because it was buffering?
Could you imagine going back in time to stop the red scare and the Vietnam war and being asked to dj at a party then realized all the 🔥 songs you were gonna play don’t exist yet. Like one direction doesn’t exist yet. But you literally don’t know a single song from 1955. Wyd?
god I can’t believe that this app is actually called X. I went to search for “Twitter” in my phone and nothing came up then I had to fucking search “x” like a lunatic
I just saw a TikTok of this 22 year old girl taking care of her three kids. She had to wake up at 5:30am to get them ready. She shows a clip of her turning on the lights at 5:30am and my body actually convulsed.
Can’t believe I called “liquid death” death water.
I’ll have a definite answer to the question “am I epileptic?” after this show.
I almost spiraled because I thought my smoke detector chirped.
Is the new movie Oppenheimer supposed to be the prequel to Dr. Strangelove?
I really want to know what gordon ramsay thinks of guy fieri.
Magic Ears @MagicEarsTweets
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Ben Carr @BenHistoryOf
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Jessica Wilson @JamWilson3594
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miranda @themirandajayne
442 Followers 660 Following she/her | 📸🎥 | @newnoisemags, @ftpunks, @ascribemagazine | florida band: https://t.co/KZbYz0aLWq
AEG Presents SE @AEGPresentsSE
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982 Followers 151 Following Clearwater's newest outdoor, waterfront boutique concert venue featuring covered seating for 4,000 with room for 5,000 more in the lawn. #TheBayCareSound
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1.3M Followers 31 Following i know a spot where they make the food right in front of u
Shows I Go To Magazin.. @ShowsIGoTo
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UF Alumni @ufalumni
33K Followers 641 Following The official Twitter account for the University of Florida Alumni Association. Keeping the #GatorNation connected 280 characters at a time.
CNN @CNN
62.3M Followers 1K Following It’s our job to #GoThere & tell the most difficult stories. For breaking news, follow @CNNBRK and download our app https://t.co/ceNBoNi8y6
Jarrod Alonge @JarrodAlonge
26K Followers 188 Following I literally make Warped Tour memes for a living. Owner of @BoketoMedia, guitarist of @crazy88official, brains behind @ChodezillaMusic. Find my Twitch/TikTok 👇
ben barlow crying @benbarlowcrying
28 Followers 16 Following let's just appreciate the pic of ben barlow crying
thank you for this @dril
1.8M Followers 424 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dream
God @TheTweetOfGod
6.0M Followers 1 Following Come join Me at @[email protected]. Still can't help plugging My book "The Book of Pslams" out now: https://t.co/3h3qRbmo7c
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President Obama @POTUS44
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AC @aac11h
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Mandi @manditheballer
222 Followers 838 Following sun. sand. surf. love. rihanna. 1D. love. pitbull. dancing. ice cream. love. sandals.
miranda @themirandajayne
442 Followers 660 Following she/her | 📸🎥 | @newnoisemags, @ftpunks, @ascribemagazine | florida band: https://t.co/KZbYz0aLWq
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Izzy🎶 @heyitsizzy13
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2.2M Followers 3K Following 4x Emmy nom for Billy on the Street. Bros, American Crime Story, American Horror Story, The Lion King, Difficult People, Parks and Rec. Bros is now on Amazon.
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258 Followers 1K Following And she said love it all, love it all, love it all
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josh dun @joshuadun
1.8M Followers 233 Following I was never cut out for the boy scouts when I was younger, so I joined the man scouts when I was 7. @twentyonepilots
Ok. Here’s the truth. Biden is old. But he is a decent moral person who is incredibly effective at governing. Trump is old. But he’s a pathologically lying criminal who is incapable of governing and will destroy American Democracy.
@UF Interesting that this happens very soon after the approval of Sasse. This is not interesting this is division. Plain and simple.
@UF Pick an unqualified President, whose disdain for academia is well documented and watch the #5 ranking that people have worked for decades to achieve go down the drain - “interesting”.
Horrific decision. @UF would rather bow to DeSantis than run like a decent university.
The University of Florida Board of Trustees voted unanimously today to select U.S. Sen. Dr. Ben Sasse as UF’s president-elect.
Peanut before and after we told him that @tomdelonge is back in @blink182.
Scout has environmental and food allergies that affect her skin. Her adopter is doing a wonderful job of helping her manage. Look at this transformation!
#PAGOalumni Scout is absolutely thriving in her forever home!
The Three Amigas are reuniting next week and I am SO STOKED!!! #latchsquad @Iknow_Iwasthere @themirandajayne
Orlando last night was amazing! Thank you all for coming out and making it another great show!
I don't think I've ever been in love but I've most certainly been in debt
“@ChiIIVlbes: Just one of the reasons why I can't wait for October: 🎃👻🍪 ” @Iknow_Iwasthere YAAAASSSSS
@aac11h This is not a bad thing. In fact, someone should give you a #granolabar trophy.
Are u not reading what I'm saying its a SNAKE HABITAT TURN AROUND
GOING TO THE FAIR WITH MY PSYCHOS THIS WEEKEND! Just to get yogurt.
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