Lauren Jade @HereLiesLauren
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NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…
Justice Alito suggests that, if former presidents are subject to prosecution after leaving office, they'll be more likely to seek to unlawfully remain in office after they were defeated for re-election/their term has ended. JFC.
Trump is Trump and he'll say anything but his Harvard-educated lawyer should lose his damn license for making such a manifestly wrong, manifestly bad faith, and morally repugnant argument in the highest court in the land. I don't know how people like him can sleep.
Incredible stuff.
Nikki Haley did not campaign in Pennsylvania. She dropped out in early March. The entire PA GOP establishment including Dave McCormick endorsed Trump. Haley is on track to get nearly 150,000 votes. And McCormick is running -60,000 under top of the ticket GOP turnout. Yikes.
All 11 Brandeis women's basketball players will leave the team if the coach does not resign, they said in a letter. The threat of a team-wide departure marks the culmination of a years-long saga after allegations of racist and toxic behavior by the coach. trib.al/ZCLOBf5
It was a beautiful day to vote for @malcolmkenyatta ✔️
Incredible headline theshovel.com.au/2024/04/23/elo…
Men shooting their shot at Kelsey Plum after Darren Waller fumbled
The words "I made a mistake" were right there in front of him but the umpire said all of this instead (via @BryanHoch)
the future is so fucked
Nobody: Italians in conversation:
just thought that if the yankees get into any bench clearing brawls this year judge could literally pick volpe up and throw him at the opposing team like rey mysterio
just thought that if the yankees get into any bench clearing brawls this year judge could literally pick volpe up and throw him at the opposing team like rey mysterio
Someone dressed their llama up as a groomsmen in their wedding and why am I obsessed with this? 😂💀
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3K Followers 4K Following everybody quiet im postulating | @bleachersballlovebleachers @lovebleachers
561 Followers 277 Followingkendal is a modern gi.. @itskendalagain
347 Followers 615 Following chronically suffering with bleachers baddie syndromenico is right on time.. @thankyouandsrry
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Dear @gabrielledoug We don't care how well you do today. We don't care if you win, we don't care if you fall down 4x. We care that you're here, and we care that you're you. That's it. Everything else is just gymnastics. You will always be enough and we are so proud of you.
Can’t believe I’m about to defend Florida (obligatory #GoDawgs). It would be shortsighted to fire Jenny. She has made team finals 7 of her 8 seasons that weren’t cancelled due to COVID (top 3 in 4 of those seasons). Same was said about Jay. He finally broke through.
@sbregman87 It must not have been easy for UGA to fire the darling of their school. Next one to get the boot should be Jenny Rowland.
American classic during olympic year is being held in… a gym? broke ass federation
this was my first graphic design job, i think i did great!!
There's no way this one isn't true lol, this happens quite often to famous people Reminder that young Biden looked like this
Biden claims "women would send very salacious pictures" to him when he was a senator in the 1970s: "I'd just give them to the Secret Service." (Senators do not have Secret Service protection)
Would you rather own … A) Tesla cybertruck B) this car I walk my dog past in Brooklyn every day
@sotcfestival Im on a cruise ship that’s leaving soon so please drop b4 I lose service thank u
ok today?
@sotcfestival @Proplr @allycoalition @HRC line up plz
Apart from the bombshell news that the County Supervisor is being investigated for raping his own child — a rape that was only interrupted because another one of his children stabbed him to make him stop . . .
Zack Scrivner, 50, supervisor for Kern County's 2nd District, and Kevin McCarthy’s protege, was stabbed twice by his child in the upper torso( he’s stable) for the alleged sexual assault of another one of his children. kget.com/news/local-new…
The first person to ever have a sandwich with chips and a Coke must have been like … whoa.
once again asking if anyone is selling a ticket for bleachers philly and dc shows and sotc
@RightWingCope I guess we shouldn’t buy electric vehicles since they’re not gonna make a different anyways according to him.
I know it’s small potatoes with everything else, but I’m still really pissed I’m now watching 15 ads per hour on Amazon prime? Why am I paying the same for something worse?? Why is everything just worse, always?
I can’t believe me, a Ross girlie, is responsible for alerting the masses to Matty in the work out video
I promise. But if you don’t give us the dollar before going to sleep tonight you will turn into a cow slot machine in your dreams and you’ll never wake up and if you do wake up you’ll be a cow slot machine in real life.
@jeffiel I’ll give you a dollar, just please. God. Make the cow slot machines go away.