heather kafka @HeatherKafka
I act out things. Austin Texas Joined December 2011-
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Difficult to gather my thoughts for this week’s mass shooting so I’ll probably just save them for next week’s.
If Biden insures that from here on out, I'm subjected to a quartet's jankety version of "Hail to the Chief" instead of a boom box blasting"Tiny Dancer" I'll consider this Presidency a success.
This is my December passion project
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OH SHIT!!!
Well... this is brilliant.
“We need an exciting new attraction.” “I think I’ve got it. Let’s put small children in their own little cars.” “For what purpose?” “High impact collisions.” “Goddamn, I love it!”
what exactly is happening here?
Never before have I had to mention satanic cannibals on @ABCWorldNews, but just minutes before I went on the air tonight, @realDonaldTrump praised those promoting a fringe and insane conspiracy theory that the FBI has warned poses a potential domestic terror threat --
Why didn't Emma Gonzalez make that women montage at the DNC? Did I miss her?
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Is it just me, or do we have a disturbing pattern here, folks?
Boulder: AR-15 Orlando: AR-15 Parkland: AR-15 Las Vegas: AR-15 Aurora, CO: AR-15 Sandy Hook: AR-15 Waffle House: AR-15 San Bernardino: AR-15 Midland/Odessa: AR-15 Poway synagogue: AR-15 Sutherland Springs: AR-15 Tree of Life Synagogue: AR-15
Difficult to gather my thoughts for this week’s mass shooting so I’ll probably just save them for next week’s.
I’m starting to think white men might be too emotional to own guns.
@HeatherKafka @WeAudition It IS you! I would never have recognised you. Amazing transformation.
@HeatherKafka Hi. I’m rewatching ‘Longmire’. Such a strong performance in season 2, episode 2. Really nice work.
@KUT @Screamnshout5 @AustinWater Boil water... on the electric stove?
@jmontforttx @ERCOT_ISO Looks like they took great pains to make the wording in this especially opaque when they could have just described it in plain English like you did.
@JoshuaTufts @byDavidGardner Can't or won't turn off? 🤣
@byDavidGardner I have laughed about 20 times straight watching this video. Can’t stop the tears😂
@byDavidGardner Is he gonna be charged with purrjury?
@MissQSpacecat @byDavidGardner @lemieuxdavid I think you meant to say it’s “purrrfect”... 😹
@rachelvarina Rachel I have done nothing but watch this video since I first saw it over two hours ago
@natsechobbyist No one in my house has been productive at any point in the past hour. We've done multiple frame by frame comparisons
@byDavidGardner I’m never deleting this from my phone.
This clip feels appropriate for today 🙌
@WhiteHouse The most dramatic video of taking out the trash I've ever seen