Purple Monkey Dishwasher @HayekandHockey
Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity Pittsburgh PA Joined February 2012-
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I haven't laughed this much about OJ since they stopped making Naked Gun movies
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Now I can finally go back to staring at the sun without any bad side effects
Decided to go shopping during the eclipse. Found a pretty unique plant. Not sure what I should feed it tho
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“So we are going to make a Super Bowl commercial about Volkswagen’s history”
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sir, a third temu ad has hit the super bowl
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FRASIER IS TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO MISTAKENLY THINKS HES GAY AND EVERYTHING FRASIER IS SAYING CAN BE TAKEN TWO WAYS, DOING NOTHING TO DISPEL THAT NOTION
Chiefs should punt. No one will see it coming
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When I heard the streaker was on the field, I was happy to know @HayekandHockey finally got to go to the Super Bowl
As a 40-something year old straight white male, I am upset when one small thing in my life, like a Super Bowl halftime show that I was only casually watching, isn't specifically catered to me.
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Absolutely disgusting. Tyler Swift is DRINKING on national television and setting an awful example for today’s youth. This is why she’ll never be as good of a role model or musician as Demi Lovato, Ashlee Simpson, or Sisqo
That RFK Jr ad got some Super Bowl parties riled up
Taylor Swift's silence on senior citizen abuse is deafening
I'm just glad we can get back to hating Travis Kelce for being a giant dickbag and not for some irrational Taylor Swift hate or whatever. We're returning to normalcy
"HE WASHED FEET"
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it's bullshit they don't show Taylor swift when the chiefs fumble the ball. that's the reaction shot America craves
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This is the closest he's ever been to a championship trophy
This is the closest he's ever been to a championship trophy
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@HayekandHockey My wife and kids were at Lowe’s today and came home with 3 Venus Fly Traps. I didn’t even make the connection lol
@HayekandHockey This won't be popular and may cause division on this tremendous app, but I'm glad you're here!
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@Expittriate @HayekandHockey He went for the patriotic songs, stayed for the streaking
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