Laura Ingalls Wilder @HalfPintIngalls
I was born in 1867 in a log cabin in the Big Woods of Wisconsin. I dictate my Twittergraphs to @Wendy_Mc. facebook.com/TheWilderLife the prairie Joined July 2008-
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Oh and from beyond the grave I’d just like to say
This is definitely worse than the grasshopper plague
I walked three miles into town to send this tweet but it seems the Twittergraph office is on fire?????
Pa barred the cabin door with a thick log, then stood at the window with his shotgun. "T'aint safe out there now that any blasted fool with a nickel can get a blue checkmark," he said. "Oh, Charles!" Ma cried.
Feeling cute, might smash the daguerreotype plate later.
Dilettantes, all of you.
Who needs bleach wipes when you can use a half potato soaked in kerosene?
You call it "carpal tunnel syndrome," I call it "butter churnin' hand."
BUT HOW WILL THE HAYING GET DONE
Wasted a whole day driving my horse and buggy to every local mercantile between here and Mankato looking for Clorox wipes until I remembered they haven't been invented yet
Mary is pretending she has NO idea who arranged dry lentils on the table to say SUCK IT LAURA in Braille
Any day it's not raining grasshoppers is a pretty good day
Lest you think I have a lack of entertainment choices here in this log cabin, I'll have you know that the shiny penny I received for Christmas has TWO sides to stare at. Two!!!
I keep hearing about watching streaming channels so I went out and stared at Plum Creek for three hours and let me tell you, IT IS BORING.
Happy Ma's Day, Ma! Take a day off from milking the cow and mending shirtwaists and hauling pails from the well and blacking the stove and making headcheese and beating out prairie fires with wet sacks and keeping a one-room sod house clean for a family of five. YOU'RE THE BEST!
Just posting this picture of Almanzo as a reminder: make sure your shanty is stocked with A SNACK!
Wash on Monday, Iron on whatever the next day after that is, Clean on... Monday? It sure feels like Monday. Mend, churn, something like that on Thursday, Maybe it's Friday? Bake every day, because you might as well. If you have no idea what day it is, it's probably Sunday.
Pa picked up one of the longest, sturdiest logs and slowly hauled it to his shoulders. "Six feet long on each side, Caroline," he told Ma. "Oh, Charles!" Ma said. "Are you really carrying that into town?" Pa nodded solemnly. "A fellow's got to social distance any way he can."
Who should I fight first, Holly Hobbie or Anne of Green Gables
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@HalfPintIngalls I've been reading the books with my nieces. Ma would definitely have celebrated Elon's purchase by tweeting the n-word.
I think she won, guys
I walked three miles into town to send this tweet but it seems the Twittergraph office is on fire?????
Well, if Twitter implodes and goes the way of the dinosaurs I will miss connecting with colleagues and the new friends I have made here. I am on mastodon but to be honest…have no clue how to make that work. I will especially miss seeing everyone’s pets! <3
@HalfPintIngalls I do hope this finds you well and you will make it back home before the snow commences.... safe travels... Mr. Edwards
@HalfPintIngalls Ah, Halfpint. Lovely to see you after so long. You should know that every time I do not feel like threshing today, I think of you.
Digging into @wendy_mc THE WILDER LIFE book. It’s fabulous. @HalfPintIngalls
@mollybackes Yes, please! But I want it to be a double feature with @varianjohnson’s PARKER INHERITANCE up next!
@mollybackes PLEASE YES IT IS LITERALLY BEGGING TO BE MADE
yes hello I would like to request a prestige miniseries version of the westing game. posthaste!
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Here's what Tucker said about Tammy Duckworth tonight that prompted her fiery response: "Most people just ignore her. But when Duckworth does speak in public, you're reminded what a deeply silly and unimpressive person she is... These people actually hate America."
@HalfPintIngalls @CHSommers You tell ‘er, Laura.
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@HalfPintIngalls *rolls eyes* I absolutely saved the profile pic, Mama Bess.
@HalfPintIngalls And your ears are showing! What will Ma say!
@HalfPintIngalls I’m at the point of just letting it all burn, like Rose did. And screw that bread plate.
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