Finance Guy Parody @Guytalksfinonce
Providing FREE advice on building wealth. Right or wrong, I’m right. I should know, I’m worth over $120k and I’m 28yo. Don’t buy, Rent - Klaus Joined April 2024-
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From experience, making that first million is the hardest. Very hard. I’ll probably never get there.
Where all the crypto bashers at? Buying the dip at the start of the week has seen me close the week 30% up. Might take the fiancé out for Pizza Hut rather than dominos How profitable was your week? Dogwif woof!
SQUATTING! Buying a house with a minimal deposit doesn’t work. Renting costs money. SQUATTING! It’s free. It gives you exceptional rights. It’s the future! While my fioncé & I save to BUY a house, we will squat. Wanted: unlocked vacant house, nice area. usatoday.com/story/opinion/…
Reminds me, should I call him?
Shitposting not allowed apparently. More accuracy in my shit posts than a lot of the financial advice given by “experts” in here tbh
Here’s to another million
Treat Covid like a flu? I’m thinking more like a cold. At worst.
Treat Covid like a flu? I’m thinking more like a cold. At worst.
This is what real success looks like… Marry a woman who already has kids and let their biological father pay their way while you invest and grow your wealth and success.
In a world full of technology, with access to knowledge and quality free advice like on here, why aren’t men becoming more successful?
Turned out fine
Why the rich eat their steak medium rare: 1. Staking creates wealth 2. Shortest time invested for equal returns 3. Scarcity = value. Medium RARE Probably other reasons. Tomorrow’s advice will contradict everything. Probably say the rich are vegans. My steak is well done.
I told you I’d change my mind. I think buying a house is a great idea…again! But the truth is, I’m telling you all to rent so that as the self labeled Finance Guy, I don’t seem as incompetent at my role by not actually being financially competent enough to buy my own! 🤪
I told you I’d change my mind. I think buying a house is a great idea…again! But the truth is, I’m telling you all to rent so that as the self labeled Finance Guy, I don’t seem as incompetent at my role by not actually being financially competent enough to buy my own! 🤪
Try the beef only diet and enjoy the 36hr mark where you begin to shit uncontrollably, but then it’s fine after that. Lose weight quick, particularly the butt fat that you now wish you had to sit comfortably. Eat meat and rent your corollas
Try the beef only diet and enjoy the 36hr mark where you begin to shit uncontrollably, but then it’s fine after that. Lose weight quick, particularly the butt fat that you now wish you had to sit comfortably. Eat meat and rent your corollas
When living in rough neighborhoods like this one (prone to flooding by the looks of it), always get yourself a guard dog that snaps.
When living in rough neighborhoods like this one (prone to flooding by the looks of it), always get yourself a guard dog that snaps.
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Why aren't more people doing this??
Who bought #Bitcoin here at 16k? Raise your hand 👏
When they find out...
@Guytalksfinonce @Lifeinvestmoney Not too different from the people selling courses, especially, the unaccountable part.
UPDATE: I will be receiving 50 physical copies of my book in about 2 weeks. They will be for sale for $10. I first went with Amazon to make the books but there were too many problems. So, I ended up using another service to print the books. I’ll let y’all know when they…
People waste their time trying to hit 100x on a $1000 investment. Even if you do hit it, you only have $100k. A 2x on $500k is 5x better than the 100x. It's more profitable to start with $500k.
"Timing the market is easy" - Nancy Pelosi
A moment of silence to all of my brothers who have ever been caught out sleeveless in the rain #giletfluencer #vestlife
Liberalize yourself filter did me wrong! 🫣🤣
@soulkhan I see you’re a fellow parody account as well
@theficouple Cookie cutter advice, if you manage and actually care/research your individual stock, you woulda got out of peloton a long time ago. Most people shouldn’t, but I don’t think it’s right to tell people it’s flat out wrong.
@GuyTalksFinance Never saw someone so arrogant on their wedding. It's a celebration of gratitude after all.
Tesla Cybertruck Frunk versus my toes. I have never been so nervous to film a Tesla video in my life. After my finger getting stuck and STILL hurting, I kept going back and forth if this was a good idea or not. It definitely wasn’t a good idea but I did it anyway. The…
I heard this joke earlier and hate it: What do you call a smart person in the United States? a tourist ☠️
It's only been a few hours and I am loving this feature🔥. Thanks to X.
We’re fully booked. Like ignoring-hot-inbounds fully booked I’ve been feeling stressed and guilty about that, but I think it’s actually a great sign. We’re going to institute a waiting list and grow our capacity into it.
@GuyTalksFinance @inked_investing Depends on where your cash is located. If you are “setting aside” May’s expenses in checking then you miss out on 5.3% for that month if it were in MM account. Negligible amount really.
@GuyTalksFinance You could have invested that money instead, you are giving away money you could have earned on…
Is it just me or does this seem like overkill just clean your thumbs?
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