Grumpy Client Side Guy @GrumpySide
Client side veteran. Observations on the fuckery across the media and advertising industry. [email protected] London, England Joined February 2020-
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@mrdipeshashah @RobWeatherhead I read everything. It is a cop out but in reality I do t care if you get paid or not. Just hurry up and deliver the work on time
@NigelPClarkson I thought this documentary was an insult on my intelligence. If you have half a brain, avoid it like the plague!
@datageekguy @NigelPClarkson @media_lad @GrumpyAgencyGuy @ProgrammaticLad He can explain it first 😂
@datageekguy @NigelPClarkson @media_lad @GrumpyAgencyGuy Depends on the industry. Toilet paper marketeer is for sure a simp. Beer guy? He’s got that agency on it’s knees.
@DavidTallon Give me these stats, I’ll laugh you out the room.
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@wildonion @GrumpyAgencyGuy What... structured, logical arguments that build to a final... power... point!?
@GrumpyAgencyGuy @mediabear34 @GrumpyAgencyGuy the other explanation is that the client is overworked. Doesn’t just look after the ONE discipline you look after so needs another team to support.... you. The agency. That is paid for a service but always moans about the people paying their salaries.
@GrumpyAgencyGuy It’s simple @GrumpyAgencyGuy ... I need PowerPoint to take your work off your template and claim it as my own on my company template. And remove all the boring strat stuff you put up front so I don’t bore the boss or my audience. You’re welcome.
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@GrumpyAgencyGuy @AdMan72 I’m the Bruce Wayne of the client world. Only a lot poorer. Chinos and checked shirts are my suit and my Kia is my Grumpy Mobile. Yes it’s me Tom. Took you long enough!
Hey agency folk. How many of you have genuine relationships with your clients? If the business relationship broke down, would you still care what they did on the weekend or how little Timmy was. I’m genuinely interested in your response. (Or are clients the disingenuous c*nts!?)
Corporate lemmings jumping on the #StopHateForProfit bandwagon. Absolutely more needs to be done, but pulling spend for the month of July only to get right back to it in Aug is laughable. Pull your spend for good @benandjerrys @adidas @CocaCola @Diageo_News @LEVIS @Unilever
@GrumpyAgencyGuy Hey @GrumpyAgencyGuy I’m actually in a vice industry so I’m quiet because I’ve never been busier trying to work out how I’m going to spend all this money and lap this years performance in 2021! Any ideas to trump a pandemic?
When was the last time you sold something? I mean really sold it. For your own back pocket. Without a lead. Or without a buyer facilitating the purchase on behalf of a big company. Are you actually a salesman?
Best thing about this pandemic!? I don’t have to travel to the outer reaches of the M25 in my boring car to spend the day with my boring colleagues. When this is all over though, @GrumpyAgencyGuy I’ll get you over for an all-agency. Because I can.
@GrumpyAgencyGuy I love it!! It’s where all the agency folk I’ve scorned passive aggressively post comments about my business acumen, morals and ethics. 😂😂😂
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