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“sha-sha-shaaa” Go Stros!!! WS Champs ‘17 & ‘22 #Ready2Reign Houston, TX Joined August 2017-
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I’ll believe it when I see it #relentless
It’s time to start DH’ing for Abreu and let the pitchers hit. #Relentless
Jose Abreu makes Adam Everett look like Jason Lane. #Astros
Is it time to consider letting the pitcher bat and DH for Abreu? #Astros
Maybe Jose Abreu’s bat will come back to life in the spirit of Easter
How's the "Do a shot every time you see Taylor Swift" game going?
Is this the first time that the founders of the S2 are claiming PUBLICLY CJ's test was flagged as invalid? If so, that's pretty shitty to just let the score sit out there for nearly a year without informing the public of that. Feels like it's more about saving their precious test…
Is this the first time that the founders of the S2 are claiming PUBLICLY CJ's test was flagged as invalid? If so, that's pretty shitty to just let the score sit out there for nearly a year without informing the public of that. Feels like it's more about saving their precious test…
Led Houston to 10-7 record and division title Won first career Playoff start Led NFL in pass YPG All as a rookie. The best is yet to come for C.J. Stroud.
Thank you Demeco and CJ for bringing football back to H-Town #WeAreTexans
If we’ve learned anything today it’s that they love the White Stripes in Baltimore. #WeAreTexans
I wish we had Noah Brown and Tank Dell. #WeAreTexans
We flicked one too many fleas. #WeAreTexans
If 4 Ks is called a Golden Sombrero, then 4 QB sacks should be called a Teabag. #WeAreTexans
There’s the teenager in me who thinks it’s funny that a QB getting taken down is called “sacked.” #Texans
Joe Buck is going to tell us all game, CJ Stroud is 22 years old. #Texans
The Cowboys playoffs were shorter than Aaron Rodgers' first game with the Jets.
I'm looking forward to the fourth quarter where the cameramen continuously zoom in on sad Cowboys fans
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There's a special place in hell for people who watch videos in public without earbuds
Sitting in my aisle seat on flight during boarding process. A gentleman steps to my row motions to my row and says: “I’m going to be inside you there” Me:
Now we’re talking, admin! Everyone is getting their mojo back!
I’m not hating on it but how is this allowed yet Luis Garcia can’t rock the baby anymore lmao
I would love to know who was the first to think of including Yainer Diaz in that trade for Myles Straw. I mean wow. #Relentless
When I became an Astros fan in September of 2017, I never imagined that I’d be called hateful names just for rooting for my team. The last 6.5 years have been a struggle. It’s a tough row to hoe, but it’s our lot in life. No one has it worse than us. #BackTheHou #ThinOrangeLine
The Astros Twitter account has blocked 4,769 fans in the last 24 hours. It is an MLB and Twitter record
Something has got to be done about Abreu. This was a Jason Jennings level type signing.
@HouCounterplot You would think Rangers fans would have bigger concerns than baseball, like the upcoming sentencing for their actions on January 6th.
Yes I will.
Led Houston to 10-7 record and division title Won first career Playoff start Led NFL in pass YPG All as a rookie. The best is yet to come for C.J. Stroud.
Craig Biggio, who was a close friend of Ken Caminiti, informed the Caminiti family this weekend that Ken had been selected for induction into the Astros Hall of Fame. Biggio was with the Caminiti family in New Orleans on Saturday for the wedding of Lindsey Caminiti. Here is Craig…
one of the most annoying developments in sports fan culture is the chanting/yelling of the iconic “seven nation army” bass line, it drives me crazy EVERY. TIME.