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Turns out that stripping naked & banging your willy off pringles boxes in an overly aggressive manner is not socially acceptable behaviour !! Blyth, England Joined July 2012-
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It’s a bit pathetic that the club have not said a word heading towards 8 hours, even if it was just a holding “we are aware and will respond” type statement #nufc
@talkSPORT got to be praised for their willingness to send their work experience kids live on air on the 7 to 10 show. No facts and lots of “things they’ve head” roll on the normal schedule
Not going for Trafford surely can’t be based on £50m being too much when we have spent around £45m on a 20 year old unproven Toure !! A young, English, experienced, international would always have a premium ! #nufc
Where is the stadium sponsor, the training ground and kit sponsors? Where is the communication? Does this man even exist?
@TUIUK Sorry, one last thing..can I ask how much the seat booking (ancillary product) is please ? Thanks
@TUIUK explain to me how I couldn’t book seats on your plane when I booked a holiday 6 months ago and had to wait until 9:30 tonight to book them, and when I go on at 9:30:02 the first 19 rows are already booked !!! Daft question as tui historically never respond to complaints!
@TUIUK Ok great…thanks for the clarification. Just wanted to know for future bookings how to go about booking seats at the time. Appreciate the prompt help
@TUIUK Ok thanks…so to be absolutely clear….are you saying that for this holiday & the previous 4….when booking with our travel agents in person in the shop that we should have been able to pre-book our seats at the time of booking the holiday?
@TUIUK Explain the pre-selecting process to me please. And how when booking the holiday how and when this could be done during the booking process with the travel agents (not done online)
@TUIUK I have the seats booked…I’m not after anything other than an explanation, so in future I understand the rules !! Surely Emma, Deborah or Kevin could quickly tell me !
@TUIUK Lies !!!! 8th cruise with your shambles and never been an option
@TUIUK It lets you do that months after booking once your little Timer on your site ticks down to 9:30 and then 20 Rows are already booked !!!
@itvracing did that little fella you send out to look at the fences really just say the horse had one ear listing to the crowd and the other ear listing to the horse next to it ??
@BarclaysUK my Barclays app on Thursday reset itself and I had to redo everything ..passport photo and video message…this morning finally got in and now 8 hours later the app again is reset and asking me to register again !!!
@RealBobMortimer have you ever thought of writing a Mills and Boon type romantic novel in your style ???
@BTCare switched from analogue to digital (router) today but keep getting automated call from BT about it every 5 mins. How to I stop these calls ?
@andygoldstein05 Would be great if every club in the league broke the PSR rules and we all get deducted 10 points !! #nufc
Great result that boys….. When Shar and Botman are back and somebody tells Pope to take his oven gloves off his feet we will be flying 🥳#nufc
Must admit that i did imagine deadline day being dead for us, but only because i thought we would get all our work done early in the window, before or during the training camps. What with us having top people in key roles. i.e. not Charnley. #NUFC
Lewis Hall proper splits opinion, I don’t know why I honestly think he’s so class. Not his fault he gets pulled and never gets a consistent run
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