Terrance Gawith @FakeTerranceG
Insert motivational quote bullshit to make me seem like a better person here. Something like 'dream chasing' or 'always pushing for more'. The Internet lies... Joined May 2014-
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I laugh at fucked up shit because real life is full of it
Wait for it as I celebrate the Chiefs
You’re programmed to chase the things that means nothing and the stuff that means everything you take for granted
“No one can understand the violence it took to become this gentle”
This whole Ye thing makes me not even want to say the name of one of the Chiefs’ receivers. I just call him Mr. Smith-Schuster to avoid any miscommunication.
My first tweet nobody will give a shit about under new management.
Whoever needs to read this and feel it in their soul I still think of your momma’s tiddies
With this new peanut butter recall due to salmonella, that’s not a sexually transmitted disease, is it? Asking for myself
What the footage doesn’t show is that the dude talking to Mike Tyson was writing him a song. He just wanted Mike to finish the hook
Sometimes you have to wade through unfunny waters to find your lake of humor. Or some kinda smart, metaphorical bewlsheeit I’m trying to say
The jokes are even funnier when they involve Alec Baldwin just because his last name has Bald in it
If you laugh at jokes at other peoples expense until the jokes come to you or someone you know, I don’t fuck with you as a staff, a record label, or a motherfucking crew.
The Oscar’s were what the young folks refer to as SLAPPIN’
Honestly, parenting is mostly just figuring out you have a lot of pet peeves you didn’t know existed
If I had nice looking titties, I’d put them on every comedy flyer, too
If these gas prices keep climbing, I’ll travel about the same as I did during the pandemic. #HouseArrest
Honestly, there isn’t much I would do for a Klondike bar. It’s not like I’ve been holding this in or anything. Im just saying.
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Will better than me I would never defend someone else girl like that
WE'RE LEADING AT THE HALF ‼️ #CINvsKC | #OneTeamOneVision
Never put trust or faith in a person. They’ll always let you down. It may be a tough road ahead but we’ll be ok.
Say @BrennanClay24 no ethic codes violated. Lincoln is just taking his boys with him. Those coaches are thinking job security. Plus a new coach may clean house and fire them all. It’s ok Fam. California taxes ain’t no joke. 👀👀 they had it way better here in Norman. Believe that
So we lose .. - HC Lincoln Riley - DC Alex Grinch - WR C Dennis Simmons - Dir of Ops Clarke Stroud - ST C Bennie Wylie ALL to USC ..there has be some type of ethics code broken for this ..
@ChrisAlanComedy You ain’t Eva lie. Yo isn’t that @FakeTerranceG !!!!??
@FakeTerranceG sounds about right my guy!
Who gives a fuck about AOC and her dress, what wasted lives you all live.
Don’t ever put too much stock in what you believe to be true. Remember that your perspective is just that…there is always another take, another side. Embrace and celebrate your ignorance. Find joy in understanding other realities and in doing so you will expand your own.
141 BR | Demas escapes! Tied 1-1 with 1:45 left in the match! Winner becomes an All-American and loser is eliminated.
When trans women started playing sports against biological gals, it must be how whitey felt when they allowed black people to play. “I guess we’ll never win again.”
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