Onion Coward @FabricThief
Brilliant and cute with a regular head. She/her, white, queer. (My name is not really Onion) Vancouver, British Columbia Joined June 2018-
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Is anyone else just totally put off by lowball offers on marketplace? I make a point to be honest about the condition of the things I'm putting up there, so ofc the price reflects it...
I'm loving dresses with buttons this year and I'm excited to be irresponsible with my vintage buttonholer hehehe
It took 12 days to lock myself out of the guest room (without my mask) which is a real record
I went on one (1) dog walk yesterday with friends and I think I'm a dog person now
"wouldst thou like to live deliciously" but it's me putting a splash of banana syrup in sparkling water
Omg omg omg it’s happening. @vitacoreinc has released its CAN99 headband respirator in black shop.vitacore.ca/products/can99…
Hey idk who in my circle is in Canada and in this field but my company is hiring a senior product manager (5 years exp, software), hmu if you wanna hear about it
Obsessed with this machine now
I feel so left out by "leftovers suck" discourse because I hate cooking and I hate spending money
I feel like everyone's is gonna look very different from mine today Wordle 1,031 3/6* 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
What's the over under on this involving AI? weird business jacket, hand kinda melds to sword, billow doesn't make sense
What's the over under on this involving AI? weird business jacket, hand kinda melds to sword, billow doesn't make sense
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@DoctorPissPants There were literally like ten people in that wedding and they were all relatives or childhood friends, also it’s implied that the parents paid for everybody
Watching Anyone But You and the idea of making a bunch of people travel to Australia for a wedding is so fucked up that I can barely pay attention to the rest of what’s happening
These pictures resurfaced. This was 2017 I believe. My natural hair colour 🥹
My gf said she was making a sandwich & did I want one. I said no. Why she come like this 😂 damn I would’ve said yea if I would knew Scooby Doo & Shaggy was in the kitchen
He died doing what he loved - a $20,000 activity that used to cost $800.
me: hey I almost died 5 years ago today! family member: stop living in the past Ooooof okay yes that’s right this is why we talk to twitter not family
@FabricThief Everytime someone low balls me I say okay. Plus tax then.. and just add the remaining amount 😅
heyyy!! sorry this is the death cab for cutie. but it you wait here for like 5 minutes the death cab for ugly should be right around the corner
Burnaby City Hall is packed tonight. Let’s see how the night goes.
important lesson here is never to give away any specific fact about your personal life on here
How difficult laundry would be was also really oversold to me as a child. “Oh boy just you wait until you’re grown up and have to do your own laundry, mister!”…it’s like what 2 hrs of work twice a month to wash and dry clothes. You lied mother.
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There’s an art to distilling these to the absolute minimal necessary text. The human brain can’t comprehend how stupid these things are without practice.
NGL, this man gives me faith in humanity again (h/t @makeupartist524) 💜
40yo introduced himself at a gathering as a painter and watched an art bro wax poetic to him about creating & the need to live in the city to feed off the energy for art before he asked whether the 40yo did abstract or realism & the confused 40yo clarified he paints apartments
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Silly little pigeons. 😍 I’m really liking doing smaller patterns lately.
She told her teachers to celebrate her birthday today cause she won't be at school tomorrow 💅🏻