Sarcastic Teacher @EnglishAntics
We all love teaching, but we all need a good sense of humor to survive it. Follow for a daily laugh or a sarcastic jab; same difference. #teacherhoodishard Joined May 2015-
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Today I had 4 kids asking me questions at the same time… not one stopped to consider that they were all asking me at the same time… My response: I stared straight faced above their heads, walked away and completely ignored all of them. #TGIF
Realizing you have adhd as an adult is frustrating and a relief all at the same time… 🤪🧘♀️🤦🏻♀️
Me. Every morning. “Ug… I don’t know what to wear…” Also me: “Ope! This cardigan will do. *sighs relief” #comfortclothes #cardigans #teacheruniform
Tomorrow is Tuesday. That’s it. That’s the tweet. 😅🙃😩 #whereareyousummer #teacherstruggle #AcademicChatter
2021 really just wanted one more stab at me… #ontothethirdyearofhell
Educators, enjoy your break. No books, no emails, no lists, no compliance. There’s plenty time for that but not today. Today, reclaim your rest. Reclaim your humanity. Reclaim yourself.
This. This is everything I feel this year.
Sorry if I’m Negative Nancy lately… she’s more sane and over all things that are being neglected while ridiculous things are being micromanaged.
Current mood for EVERY👏SINGLE👏THING! (Does anyone THINK rationally anymore?) 🤦🏻♀️
👏👏👏 more of this positive common sense 🖤
Has anyone ever used @jlobeauty ? Experiences? Worth the price? I mean I want my skin to look like JLo’s sooo…
There has never been a harder year as a teacher… There has never been a year admin has been so oblivious to the hardships on their teachers… We are not punching bags for everyone else’s “inconveniences.” We have earned our years of wisdom. Show us you trust us. We are tired.
I was excited to do the thangs… until I wasn’t. Micromanaging hard-working people kills motivation. 😵💫😵💫😵💫 You reap what you sow 🤷🏻♀️
Sex is nice but have you ever organized a drawer?
The juxtaposition of being mentally motivated to start fresh with my love for my job and mentally exhausted with weighing opinion-based scientific facts for my health and the health of my students is unreal! #TheRealTwilightZoneishere
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I’m a dentist and I graduated with 68 other ones. I’ve met even more in 13 years as a dentist. None of us have been asked shit about our opinions on toothpastes.
Teaching is a creative job. Micromanaging makes teachers want to quit.
This is the kind of crap teachers get from parents daily.
A parent expects me to pay for something her kid lost. My principal directed me that he handle this bs, but still. PLEASE give me your most entitled, outrageous parent stories!
Educators are utterly exhausted. I am hearing die hards telling me they are done, looking elsewhere, and at they're breaking point. Anyone else feeling that way?
How does this lunch break seemingly get shorter every week?
It would be so much more useful for teacher prep programs to teach the neuroscience behind behavior rather than traditional classroom “management”.
Educators, enjoy your break. No books, no emails, no lists, no compliance. There’s plenty time for that but not today. Today, reclaim your rest. Reclaim your humanity. Reclaim yourself.
I miss the days when the CDC recommendations had next to nothing to do with my job teaching math to teenagers.
The CDC is literally the teacher that just gives up and shows movies the rest of the semester.
So true! I started using this tactic last year when we were teaching from home. So far during break, I only emailed back once, and it was a response to a child I had last year who emailed saying Merry Christmas
Huge teacher relief tactic: disconnect. That’s how teachers survived in the past. They weren’t connected 24/7… and students, admin, parents, everything still functioned. So… Don’t talk about your job on breaks. Don’t look at emails. Don’t make up scenarios on future events.
WHY DON'T CHILDREN WRITE THEIR NAME ON THEIR HOMEWORK BEFORE THEY TURN IT IN?????? (Please don't answer this. I already know the answer. I just needed to yell into the ether about this.)
"Schools say they care about our mental health, but as an institution, they don't want to acknowledge that they are part of the problem" - 10th grade Advisory Student
Is there a maturity loss or are students sick of the circumstances adults keep creating and reacting perfectly reasonably and with the coping skills we gave them?
I don’t know about learning loss but there’s definitely been a maturity loss with kids.
Just blocked a guy for messaging me “wyd.” You’re like 50 years old, sir, get your shit together.
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