Elizabeth Paulson @ElizabethHazel
Writer, wit, mom. BC and NUIG grad. Co-publisher of Two Shrews Press. Currently Having It All in GB, WI. twoshrewspress.com Wisconsin, USA Joined June 2009-
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No matter who you are or what your background, there are some universal truths when it comes to divorce. Check out our review of @jeannakadlec’s HERETIC, on sale now! divorcist.com/books-about-di…
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We need bodies here people. They are putting up gates. Our school gates aren’t even finished. Either our tax dollars are paying for this, or those donations are, and that is fucked. We need to flood this motherfucker.
This is HILARIOUS! Republican Jesus is the funniest thing you will see on this site ALL DAY. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Don’t Worry Darling scandal explained in football.
Lukewarm take: @xNestorio and @09sharkboy are the same person. Prove me wrong, boys. Can’t outsmart a mom who is so very over this. Or maybe you can. Just. So. Tired.
I just saw a video of governor Abbott talking about why we can’t raise the age to 21 to buy the gun that an 18 year old piece of shit killed my son with. Behind him there were parents holding up signs that said “parents matter”. But the Uvalde parents don’t matter to him.
First day of school look: @MrBeast 100 mil!
Steph and I are rewatching #CrazyExGirlfriend and finding it to be an absolute balm for these times. Also remembering the time we accidentally/kind of crashed a rehearsal dinner in GB and met the beacon of goodness that is @dhulldhulldhull 😍 You guys, he sparkled.
Steph and I are rewatching #CrazyExGirlfriend and finding it to be an absolute balm for these times. Also remembering the time we accidentally/kind of crashed a rehearsal dinner in GB and met the beacon of goodness that is @dhulldhulldhull 😍 You guys, he sparkled.
I can’t stop thinking about how the divorce rate for men leaving their really sick wives is so high that nurses are taught to warn women patients when they get diagnosed with a serious illness
The greatest trick the devil ever played was taking the yolks out of six hard boiled eggs, mixing them with mustard and paprika, and spooning the mixture back in
Happy birthday, Martin Sheen, my favorite president ever and 60% of the reason why my son’s middle name is Martin.
Don’t get it twisted, if you see me drinking this 4th of July it’s because I love drinking, not this country.
Because my Twitter is now devoted to #minecraft and #pokemon, Rors wanted to share the message he found in @09sharkboy video. Follow me for more discoveries, I guess!
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5K Followers 2K Following Writer @newyorker @mcsweeneys @electriclit @the_rumpus @madmagazine @parentsmagazine etc. Now I mostly garden. 🌈 she/her@abigaildisney Can we revisit the time Hillary called them deplorables? The cruelity is the point. And then they say they are Christian. It's so gross.
@abigaildisney @umairh The email lady was right……..Deplorables.
@abigaildisney What’s the word? Deplorable?
@abigaildisney In today’s Republican Party it’s not enough to be Conservative. You have to be cruel as well.
@RoArquette Think what he could have done with 44 billion he spent on twitter...for the homeless,the hungry ,the climate....what a waste
I’m seeing several accounts of people voting for Beto in Texas and at the end the polling machine switched it to fascist Abbott. Please triple check your ballots.
Reading Bono's autobiography has sent me back to "Achtung Baby" - bloody HELL, it sounds just as perfect and future and HUGE and drunk on it's own brains now as it did then. And I always forget "One" is on it. Imagine an album being so good you forget "One" is on it.
@danthemanred @belugasong It’s literally the exact time to post something like this, considering 151 have died. They aren’t looking for likes, they’re sharing life saving information in the hopes that an incident like this doesn’t happen again. Get over yourself.
@JuliePr89464478 @AxisBiographic1 @TheRickWilson It is the same thing with deliberately wearing a swastika in public. Many of our relatives fought to do away with the ethnic cleansing. wearing a swastika identifies you as one of them. You can expect to get some flack.
@TheRickWilson New York is getting soft. Never would of made it to the door in my old neighborhood.
@KristinLeah1815 @TheRickWilson I feel like it represents many dead children Inside schools Atleast as a foreigner that’s what I see
@KristinLeah1815 @TheRickWilson That's why right wing keeps adding colored stripes, the real one is too inclusive for them.
@TheRickWilson Can someone explain me why US allows this kind of ideology knowing that millions of people die at WWII and thousands of Americans families lost a love one there? Don't you have a minimal respect for the ones who died for your country?
@NancyBristol4 @TheRickWilson Depending on the place, will catch hands and/or be arrested. Penalty could be up to 3 years in prison or a fine.
@MrsDixsonGrimes @TheRickWilson I'm counting on black women and ALL women, for that matter. Let me extend that -- ALL intelligent, compassionate human beings to get out and vote BLUE. There is no other choice until -- and if -- we have a conservative party that no longer supports fascism, bigotry and hatred.
@TheRickWilson @SeditionHunters, care to do what you do?
@TheRickWilson I love how these people did not stand for this nonsense. They let him know straight up that he was NOT welcomed. MORE need to stand up to this hatred.
@TheRickWilson And after that, find out who funded the projected kanye message on the Jacksonville game last night.
@TheRickWilson To those saying "calm down" "relax" "chill, it's Halloween", straight up NO! Not acceptable, ever, anywhere. There is no excuse for depravity.