Halo 🌱Ⓥ @EatMyHalo
Popped a rad lude and woke up here. she/her. #VeganForTheAnimals 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ same name on Bluesky and Threads eatmyhaloquitecontrary.wordpress.com Asgard 🇪🇺 Joined June 2009-
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I hope Mark is tucked up all cosy in his bed, tissues strewn about the floor, dreaming of unicorns and throat queens x
There's a computer pop challenge just starting on b3ta and I'm already showing my age
Me trying to fit in at a fancy wine tasting:
Watching one of the all time greats, because Monday.
Just started Feud Season 2, and already blown away by Tom Hollander as Truman Capote. Brilliance.
Don’t watch the Steve Martin clip I just rt’d if you don’t feel like crying right now
Aw man. Stop. I’m only getting over the Ade Edmondson stuff about Rik Mayall
Aw man. Stop. I’m only getting over the Ade Edmondson stuff about Rik Mayall
#OnThisDay in 1983- Dustin Hoffman visited the set of Coronation Street,while in the UK promoting his latest film Tootsie. #Corrie #ClassicCorrie #CoronationStreet #DustinHoffman
One of the funniest Prince stories is the time he met Matt Damon in 2007 at the London premiere for The Bourne Ultimatum.
@EatMyHalo I'm more of clean shaven Delon stealing Mick Jagger's girl typa man, but a reasonable shout.
Calling all cat lovers! More than 15 cats were left abandoned in a property on my street. Their previous owner is not coming back, and they're in need of homes. The neighbours (who are super nice!) has temporarily taken them in, but obviously that can't last forever. One of the…
Can’t stop looking at this. His huge superimposed head next to the small (obviously not his) hands. Did Kate Middleton edit it?
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There's a computer pop challenge just starting on b3ta and I'm already showing my age
Going to see Robocop on the big screen at @ThePCCLondon on Tuesday
A lot of people have been scoffing at my claim that Liverpool can still win the title. So, once again, I must share my theory. We can finish on 86 points. In order to ensure City and Arsenal drop enough points to finish below us, we must simply release a group of rabid bears into
@davidclewis @EatMyHalo @timjonze @unklerupert @davidcorway @Nick_Pettigrew @martin_carr @TallulahMiggins @danwaddell @TheSueDenym @anneliese_midge @ChrisHewittLFC @hrcastor @BibiLynch @kirstofcomms @twoexfortyfive We should all decamp to Bluesky for the new season. No boobs unless you explicitly allow it.
@EatMyHalo @davidclewis @timjonze @davidcorway @Nick_Pettigrew @martin_carr @TallulahMiggins @danwaddell @TheSueDenym @anneliese_midge @ChrisHewittLFC @hrcastor @BibiLynch @kirstofcomms @sarah_deaves @twoexfortyfive Yup. I wonder what their attempt v score ratio is...
Me trying to fit in at a fancy wine tasting:
*first day of filming Microwave Meal, starring Pierce Brosnan* Director: ok, film Pierce in several places
Watched this again last night with pals who hadn’t seen it. They loved it and I loved it even more second time around. Such a brilliant film. It’s got *everything* Treat Yourself. ♥️ 🎥 #americanfiction
Maybe Man U have had enough historic documentaries now? Maybe try winning something instead of looking backwards? 💅
NEW: Manchester United in multi-million dollar negotiations with @Disney over a deal to make documentaries. Initially with a view to create content about Sir Alex Ferguson’s era of success, including fresh extensive interview access to club’s former coach. theathletic.com/5436374/2024/0…
imagine it turned out Richard Gadd had made the whole thing up
Deeply unhappy man.
Trigger Warning. If you are a Guardian reading, advacado eating, Palestinian flag waving, Eddie Izzard supporting Vegan then this clip is probably not for your consumption. Happy St George's Day!
@EatMyHalo I wore out my VHS copy
labeling yourself a jew in huge letters with a yellow star of david to highlight your own persecution while no one bothers you at all… the zionist mind is an impenetrable enigma
Aw man. Stop. I’m only getting over the Ade Edmondson stuff about Rik Mayall
This moment from the new Steve Martin documentary where he’s remembering John Candy…damn man.
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