Dave Mclean 🏴🇪🇺 @DaveMcleanComms
Inventor of the wheel and winner of the Nobel Prize for Lying. Some serious tweets, some silly ones. Personal assistant to @HamillHimself Pronouns: I / Me. Newport, Wales Joined September 2013-
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If I've done the maths correctly... The average monthly wage for a highly skilled employee in Rwanda is 538,400 Rwandan Francs (RFW). £3,000 from the UK government = 4,865,649 RFW, which is approximately 9 months salary of a highly skilled employee. This is an FYI.
Who knew that being incredibly dull, boring and miserable was anti-woke? Thanks for that Mark Lawrenson.
Who knew that being incredibly dull, boring and miserable was anti-woke? Thanks for that Mark Lawrenson.
I'm not getting the Tory strategy of demonising the disabled when so many of their target voters are older and likely to have far more health issues than younger voters. Who exactly are they trying to impress here?
Do we know much the Tories spend on bots to get #LondonVoterFraud on X / Twitter?
#LondonVoterFraud unelected #PintSizedLoser
While Rhondda is trending I'll take this opportunity to confess that every Sunday I drive 25 miles to Rhondda and spend a couple of hours driving around shouting "HELP ME!" out of the car window. So far, nobody has got it. I think I'm wasting my time.
Has Liz Truss blamed VAR yet for her failure as PM? Surely she's not overlooked that?
I'm starting to think Liverpool players are trying to get Klopp sacked ahead of the next season.
Number of additional Tory votes this performance will trigger - 0 [the people who like this stuff are already going to vote Tory]. Number of potential Tory votes it will turn away - 502,710 civil servants, plus their families, dependents, friends etc.
Number of additional Tory votes this performance will trigger - 0 [the people who like this stuff are already going to vote Tory]. Number of potential Tory votes it will turn away - 502,710 civil servants, plus their families, dependents, friends etc.
While Gary Glitter is trending... In the early 80s he used to do a Christmas 'gang show' gig every year at the local concert venue (I guess as part of a tour). Tickets would sell out almost instantly. It was the hottest ticket of the year. I never saw the attraction.
Just to say, I never liked Gary Glitter in the 70s. But to be fair, I thought all that glam rock scene was silly nonsense.
People of the West Midlands, when casting your vote in the Mayoral Election, consider the spiralling cost of your mortgage / rent thanks to people like Andy Street...
@SkyNews Tories have failed to Secure Borders Total costs expected to reach around £290 million for Rwanda. So far, the UK government has paid Rwanda an additional £1 million (€1.17 million) for the deal and is pledging to pay another £50 million (€58.4 million) over the next 12…
People who say dropping the bombs on Japan was justified as it saved more lives than it cost must logically concede that, if Hitler had developed the bomb first and dropped it on the US triggering a truce, then that would also have been justified for the same reason.
2024: Rishi Sunak, "We're going to test shifting the responsibility for sick note assessment from GPs and giving it to private companies" 2014: BBC News report "ATOS was not up to running assessments of whether people were fit to work" and MPs blamed "poor decision making by…
“NHS waiting lists had reached nearly 8 million so I stopped GPs from deciding who was sick. Then I let people without any medical training decide and only paid them if they said people weren’t ill.”
David Davies is STILL trending. The guy's appearance on BBCQT must have been a particularly spectacular car crash.
I'm absolutely certain that somebody at the heart of govt is advising Rishi Sunak that 'We're still tanking in the polls. We need to be even bigger bastards and look down our noses at the British people with even more scorn." I think that person is doing it for the fun of it.
I'm absolutely certain that somebody at the heart of govt is advising Rishi Sunak that 'We're still tanking in the polls. We need to be even bigger bastards and look down our noses at the British people with even more scorn." I think that person is doing it for the fun of it.
dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod
103K Followers 45K Following Internet stuff for @PrivateEyeNews ⚡️ Indie landfill at https://t.co/gIRRhzr6Cq 🎧 All views my nans
Jon Jones @JonJonesSnr
86K Followers 46K Following If we can find the money to kill people, we can find the money to help people. Tony Benn. Political Enthusiast.
Skew Spew Barmy Haird.. @SkewSmug
22K Followers 15K Following It is unreasonable for reasonable people to be reasonable with unreasonable people.
Brexit Buster @BrexitBuster
35K Followers 20K Following We are the Rejoin Resistance, popping Brexit bubbles. Mostly satire, sometimes deadly serious. Love the UK & the EU. With Ukraine 🇺🇦. Detest Nazis & racists.
Newport City Radio @npcityradio
5K Followers 5K Following Radio: 🎵 It's just good song after good song 🎵 24hrs 🔥New website is here! Giving you even more in 2024
JoanBobby @Z8677AjTT12C4
6 Followers 158 Following
Martyna Dunzelman @martyn_dunzelm
76 Followers 5K Following
Anne Garcia @AnneGarcia0106
3K Followers 6K Following I'm Annie, a conservative woman. Don't send me porn or I'll block you. ❌
Barbara Roosevelt @BarbaraRoo94198
8 Followers 419 Following Now, therefore, why are you putting God to the test by placing a yoke on the neck of the disciples that neither our fathers nor we have been able to bear
Elon Reeve Musk @Elon_ReeveMus
240 Followers 4K Following Elon musk Tech enthusiast, visionary, and CEO of SpaceX and Tesla. Join me on this journey🚀🌍
yipeeayeaymotherchuff.. @howesmags
1K Followers 1K Following here for the toon, the animals the weird shit and a laugh - pro humans 👍🖤🤍
Marianna Oliveria @oliveria55515
33 Followers 5K Following
Kadie Pannhoff @pannhoff14511
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January Trondheim @JoMKend
232 Followers 505 Following Let’s be decent, shall we? Definitely up for treating people properly
Charming Seagull @CharmingSeagull
129 Followers 571 Following Love cats and Doctor Who. Hate Tories. Intolerant of intolerance. Pro Europe and Welsh. Interested in national and international politics, but also giggles.
Steven Brooks @StevenBroo93672
161 Followers 2K Following
Serena Wollner @WollSeren
17 Followers 3K Following
Brand Story Strategis.. @gillianography
4K Followers 3K Following Article/web copy and Brand Story 4 b2b SaaS, tech. Content writer & copywriter | books and film. ASD. https://t.co/kQr8B0cxOQ
His Excellency Lord D.. @DougBannatyne
8K Followers 8K Following #FBPE 🏴🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 #TransAlly 🇪🇦Spanish student 🇺🇦 EU 🇪🇺Help ♀️ to stay safe. #gotyourbackNHS Ex Edinburgh ex NHS GP Celtic FC #GTTO
Michelle @Michell25791878
75 Followers 536 Following
Bet-Like-A-Pro.com @BetLikeAPro
1K Followers 3K Following Available for work as a writer - or hired muscle.
Jonny Hannah & the Ca.. @youarethefolk
1K Followers 3K Following Jonny Hannah here... greetings from Darktown… and working hard on a new project in the fair town of Hartlepool
tony @flashncocky
429 Followers 657 Following British born Italian raised in SE london! only way is S E 6 pragmatic optimist I’m also not flash or cocky it was e nickname given in jest that just stuck
Paul Sandars @paul_sandars
2K Followers 5K Following I had a massive stroke at Christmas 2019,but I am making a steady recovery now. I will love Eilidh and Nikki Thomson until my dying day. Worcs, WBA and Ospreys.
Sarah S: Palliative N.. @Sarahls1986
395 Followers 1K Following Palliative nurse, parent to one child and 2 cats, also good at proscratinating 🌞❤️♋😸👊
Sharonimo @Sharonimo55
119 Followers 418 Following Mid 50s lady with CFS, ADHD and many health issues. I tweet about a smorgasbord of subjects inc politics and frivolous stuff as well. Nomadic ex Londoner.
✨Miss T✨ @MissThankyouuu
152 Followers 744 Following Zim Babe • 🇿🇼🇬🇧 • Aspiring Medihttps://currentive.io/author/tatenda-mapfaira/Qsthttps://open.spotify.com/episode/2ReoUoGhttps://medium.com/@tatemapfairacXfa
EV FUD Buster @AntiEVidiots
2K Followers 1K Following Not here to convince you to get an EV or answer whataboutery questions. Just here to call out anti-EV FUD & BS. Expect sarcasm.
Jenny Album @jennyalbum
49 Followers 372 Following Author of award winning picture book, Tell Me About Heaven, Grandpa Rabbit! (Prima Baby Gold for Best Children's Book) and Bea Gives Up Her Dummy/Pacifier
dave @sazzasiddle
1K Followers 5K Following MOTHER with a furious mind pronouns - o captain, my captain
Danny @dannyyoung35
5K Followers 5K Following Sussex based Mancunian. Lifelong City legacy fan, lover of cricket and open spaces. NHS. No quarter given. Argumentative. All views my own. Racists blocked.
Luna2007 @LunaUma2007
69 Followers 175 Following
れなこ @Sora476873
35 Followers 161 Following
Luna @Sofia9884616937
5 Followers 803 Following
Lauretta @NewLauretta
67 Followers 2K Following Just here for the dog pics and cheesy pick-up lines. I’m a napper seeking a partner in crime.
Buzz Lightyear @kippax77
77 Followers 605 Following
Tom Lynch @Lynch76Tommy
345 Followers 3K Following
NikhilaGold @NikhilaGold
921 Followers 1K Following Not in the Parade Can't really follow Might walk with Will Love Many of us returned Just In Time n Space Spoiler: Love Wins Posts do. DMs don't.
Steve @stevo976
1K Followers 5K Following
Paul Monkhouse @paul_monkhouse
2K Followers 5K Following Cambridge based, band management at Solid Management and freelance music journalist for several sites and publications.
Lemon Musk ⏹⏸⏪�.. @ovengloves99
949 Followers 2K Following And we're supposed to let it slide Because the press have normalized The idea that racism is something we should humor
Brybird @Bryonylouisego2
677 Followers 2K Following
Pamela Metcalf-Smith @Koshka23Pamela
466 Followers 1K Following mom of 3, proud to be a geordie. Oh yes I also have a degree in Chemistry
woodeye2u @woodeye2u
2K Followers 6K Following In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Sarah Hannah Gilbert @SarahMcCoy360
429 Followers 3K Following Retired. Happily married to my best friend, awakened to happenings.🚫 DM just opinions/views,🚫Porn or blocked. #Qfs #Awake #Freedom. Hope keeps it alive.
HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris
199K Followers 6K Following 🇬🇧Retired Conservative MP I write funny things. The Diary of a Secret Royal is out now - https://t.co/Pkd8JIjWHN Rep @litagencygmc
dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod
103K Followers 45K Following Internet stuff for @PrivateEyeNews ⚡️ Indie landfill at https://t.co/gIRRhzr6Cq 🎧 All views my nans
Jo Maugham @JolyonMaugham
437K Followers 2K Following Director @GoodLawProject. Barrister. Live your values. Fight the power. Keep the receipts. He/him.
Skew Spew Barmy Haird.. @SkewSmug
22K Followers 15K Following It is unreasonable for reasonable people to be reasonable with unreasonable people.
Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper
893K Followers 44K Following Freelance Music Publicist. SiriusXM Host. Shameless Idealist. Lifelong Musicaholic. I talk about Music News in the Media. [email protected]
tony @flashncocky
429 Followers 657 Following British born Italian raised in SE london! only way is S E 6 pragmatic optimist I’m also not flash or cocky it was e nickname given in jest that just stuck
Walshie @ChrisWa57
3K Followers 4K Following Retired French teacher & senior leader. Husband, dad & granddad. Anti-Tory. Anti-Brexit. Exiled Scouser in Manchester. YNWA
Left Right Centrist �.. @LeftRig57257476
12K Followers 13K Following Building a pro eu 🇪🇺 Friendly Twitter Community. Thoughts are mostly mine. Usual Disclaimers Apply. Drives an 🚑 Armed Forces Vet ❤️🥊🏎️COYS 🇦🇬👍🏾✊🏾
0 @Rev0lutionary99
2K Followers 3K Following Humanist. Environmentalist. Wildlife Photography. SW RadioDX. Geopolitics.
James Bacon 🥓 @jamesbaconx
2K Followers 1K Following #1 Breakfast Meat. Marketing guy. Made some music for a bit. Political ranter. Dad jokes.
Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp
52K Followers 23K Following 1. Writer 2. Obsessed with lists 3. COMMON PEOPLE 4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS 5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD, out now! (https://t.co/xahvo4CqJT)
Trump History @Trump_History45
142K Followers 3K Following Documenting the history of the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump (parody)
Ryan O'Neill @Roneill1994
1K Followers 3K Following Senior reporter @WalesOnline | formerly @corkindo @irishexaminer | Politics and music lover. Irishman in Wales. Got a story? Email [email protected]
Countess Nessy The Re.. @TonesVanessa
5K Followers 6K Following Highly Dislike the Tories Since 1976 !! What more can I say, Do not Tolerate Racists No DM’s, !! #FBPE #ToryScum #GTTO
Mad World @ItsAMadWorld
1.2M Followers 81 Following It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world! Powered by G😎😎fin
Damian Low @DamianLow3
8K Followers 315 Following Reputation and strategy advisor. Work @fticonsulting. Collaborator @wethinkpolling. Previously @EDELMANUK. Trustee @ESBUK. @avfcofficial fan. Views my own.
Eoffing and Geoffing @EoffingGeoffing
1K Followers 2K Following If poverty is a lifestyle choice, then it’s one that’s been made by the rich.
Ysbyddaden @EifionLewis
2K Followers 3K Following Ex-Labour. Annibyniaeth, Republic Cymru. Alleged guitarist. No DMs
place where animal sh.. @catshouldnt
1.6M Followers 134 Following Best cat page on 𝕏 . DM for credit/removal
🇺🇦Teresa 💙 N.. @mayaworkshops1
4K Followers 4K Following Rejoin. Worried, sad. Astonished at ppl's indifference. Escaped to Valencia. Tragic how the gorgeous UK has been hijacked.
NASA Voyager @NASAVoyager
869K Followers 49 Following Official account for NASA’s Voyager 1 & 2 spacecraft, the longest operating spacecraft in deep space. 🛰 Team HQ'd @NASAJPL (Verification: https://t.co/EOxYPHpDUh)
crazyaboutfeet @crazyaboutfeet4
307 Followers 0 Following
Sam Avery @sam__avery
28K Followers 2K Following Tory-hating, rabble-rousing, lefty wisecracker. EFC. Back on tour in 2025.
The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads
105K Followers 333 Following Anthony Richardson & Mark Davison Sports Horn https://t.co/wLmiFAfzAI Buy us a coffee! https://t.co/ffdfGwU8RC explodingheadsproductions@gmail
Jimmy Mack 🏴�.. @JamesMaclean3
813 Followers 2K Following
Chris Maris @SputnikR.. @ctmaris
1K Followers 328 Following Cinematographer. Digital Artist. Film Maker. European. Brit who also has residency in Sweden.
Annie Makoff @wonkywitch
1K Followers 1K Following Journalist. Mum. Wannabe novelist. Witch. Book-Caterpillar (not a worm). Defiantly disabled (bit wonky). Loves history. And short sentences. 🇪🇺 She/her.
Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston
10K Followers 982 Following I still haven't found my 'I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For' CD. Oh wait, there it is, under my 'Whoomp! (There It Is)' CD... (Puns, Am Dram, Cats)
Saucy Seventies Adven.. @SaucySeventies
36K Followers 1K Following Celebrating the golden age of the great British sex comedy. God bless Barry Evans and Robin Askwith. And Barry Stokes, the Handyman. Too saucy for YouTube!
Phillip Andrews @Andrew_P_69
939 Followers 1K Following Centre left. Hate Tories, Fascists & hard left. Like progressives & common sense. Sweary & not interested in your opinion so don't argue. #GTTO #TrussOut
lifeintheartslane �.. @life_arts_lane
27K Followers 30K Following Purveyor of fine words; theatrically promiscuous; enjoyer of cultural shenanigans; shameless flirt; big fan of fairness; ally. Sometimes funny. Always fabulous.
Barry Rutherford @brexitnutterbaz
2K Followers 37 Following 🇬🇧 East end lad and no nonsense brexiteer. PROUD PATROIT 🏴. Affordable refuse disposal DM me.
Anna Steel @frielopastry
234 Followers 482 Following #FBPA (It, as in Cousin It) See all folk as humans. Equality starts with giving everyone: a Voice, Education, Access to Opportunites & Choice.
Terry Greig @TerryBerit
1K Followers 3K Following Retired, living in Scotland, hate Brexit, interests gardening, walking, music, political & social history and experiencing life in the human form
SMR 🎧 Pro-European.. @16MillionRising
60K Followers 11K Following The UK's Original Weekly Pro-EU Radio Show! Listen/Subscribe at: https://t.co/4MbAYAvmcy
JET9341 @jet9341
2K Followers 3K Following European, social worker, scuba diving gal #FBPE🇪🇺🇮🇪💙🇺🇦🐟#RejoinEU #FBPPR #FBNHS #ProgressiveAlliance #takebackBritain #scrapNHSbill #GTTO
Matilda Thorpe @tillythorpe
17K Followers 3K Following Actor/Writer/Comedian - Find me at 'tillythorpe' on Threads + all social media - Rep'd by Emily Slack@AK Agents
Councillor Rowan Batt.. @CllrBattley
44K Followers 1 Following Council leader of Chadwell, twinned with Las Vegas. Husband to Lola, proud father of Sally & Pericles. Scoutmaster/nudist. Dream big.
George Hahn @georgehahn
287K Followers 1K Following Just so we’re clear: I did not pay for the blue checkmark.
Stephen Moran #FBPE #.. @stephen64171396
15K Followers 15K Following Mega Woke, Irish Europhile. I don't entertain neo-fascist MAGA conspiracy theorists & I regard Trump as a malignant cancerous traitorous threat to democracy.
Gollum J. Trump 🐟(.. @realGollumTrump
107K Followers 6K Following Bigliest Un-Preciousdent of Middle Earth Americaws🐟 What’s parody precious eh? Is it parodies? Yes precious that’s it! It is! Parody it is! Or is it satires?
Lee Healey ✍🏻 @HealeyCartoons
11K Followers 2K Following Cartoonist. Tweets as much as a dead canary.
anon_opin 😡🗯 @anon_opin
210K Followers 1 Following Anonymous, occasionally unpopular, often niche opinions written by YOU. Edited by @robmanuel
Wefail @wefail
41K Followers 400 Following Evil Art Prints: https://t.co/KZBRFMLNhy ☕️: https://t.co/4neKg61fAK
@russellquirk Insulting the electorate… that’ll work
Even though he's now 11 and his bedtime is just before I go to bed, I still go into my son's room and kiss him on the head and whisper "goodnight, love you". I'm pretty sure he's still awake, but he never says anything. That makes it even sweeter.
@1urbanfan27unp @GrayBeard1952 @ThatEricAlper as did I. My grandfather worked on it and chief engineer on one of the x-15s.
Mark Lawrenson is everything they claim diversity hires are ... he's so bad at punditry he had to be some sort of quota 😅
🎙️ Mark Lawrenson on the BBC: “Well I’m 65 and a white male, so I was let go. Has it gone woke? It is top of the woke league. They are frightened to death, absolutely and totally frightened to death. You have seen the stuff with Gary Lineker and obviously people at the head of…
So many white older dudes (or just white dudes?) that are bad at their jobs who then lose their jobs would rather blame 'woke' instead of look at the fact that they are just very bad at what they do. Mark Lawrenson treated every co-comms gig like he was being punished.
🎙️ Mark Lawrenson on the BBC: “Well I’m 65 and a white male, so I was let go. Has it gone woke? It is top of the woke league. They are frightened to death, absolutely and totally frightened to death. You have seen the stuff with Gary Lineker and obviously people at the head of…
JimmyMcBunchofnumbers: Mark Lawrenson was terrible and I'm glad they got rid of him. Mark Lawrenson: The BBC is Woke. JimmyMcBunchofnumbers: I for one always loved Mark Lawrenson and he deserves respect.
Sitcom idea: Transatlantic odd couple, Mark Lawrenson and Jerry Seinfeld, share a flat and sit and moan about modern telly, VAR, women’s football and how you can’t say anything these days. Theme music by Right Said Fred
🗣️ "Gone woke? It's top of the woke league". Mark Lawrenson has doubled down on his comments about his BBC exit mirror.co.uk/sport/football…
@stephencarlin @jmsbrrt @fesshole Then what you chatting for
@anon_opin Or, alternatively, for a more enjoyable experience: just skip the Top Gear CD fodder from that racist wanker altogether.
The guitar soloing at the end of Layla is the most ungodly racket ever recorded. That you have to suffer it to reach the nice piano bit should be illegal.
@PippaCrerar Shameful that Labour allow Tories aboard
@ItRecks Looks like most have one foot in the grave. Why is it that older people want to get back in time. Is it that they know that their time is coming to an end but they want to get young again, trying to recreate their youth?
Like many other middle-aged women, feminism made me prioritise my career over marriage, which obviously meant shagging an amoral misogynistic serial adulterer behind his wife's back, including the period she had cancer. Textbook feminism.
@DaveMcleanComms Good grief after 8 hours I'm the only old git who has apparently heard the tune "Help me Rhonda, help, help me, Rhonda" !!! 😅
“Bunions are just Piles on your feet?’ #LondonVoterFraud
After the government reveals British police will help patrol Paris for the Olympics, Policing Minister Chris Philp starts sending officers to France to guard its most famous landmarks
@markjenkinsonmp You were born in 1982. British Rail was privatised in 1994. You don’t remember “enduring” nationalised railways.
@westwood_books The missing element looks to be 'shop' - that one word. Perhaps "Book shop" in 3d lettering just above the wall, perhaps angled for the passing traffic? Go the whole way and have a big open book in the front garden (topiary even!). Beware planning of course. Ideas, hope it helps.
It would have been on my short list, but I’m looking for a house with a pool 😜 news.sky.com/story/captain-…
@UKLabour Plz, no further cuts to education.
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