Dan Colquhoun @DataSquid
[BS personal brand adjectives go here] Waterloo, Ontario Joined March 2008-
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This is what it's all about, unreal
That clip of the DR Congo fans in Lisbon that was just on the BBC there, absolutely sensational 😂😂
I think @TisiaMuzinga found the Most. Excited. Fan! @FOX4 @GoodDayFox4
@sadreturns the BTS clip where you can see the genesis of “now Tayne I can get into” is solid gold x.com/bwetherjohnson…
I absolutely need a 10 part behind-the-scenes documentary on the making of the Paul Rudd/Tim & Eric Celery Man sketch
when all is said and done this is easily the one thing Heidecker has produced with any longevity; the parallels to modern AI are fascinating. this is about the pinnacle of aesthetic sketch comedy. every element is perfect & not a second of it is out of place. + Rudd excels here
ngl that Tim & Eric sketch where Paul Rudd says ‘Now Tayne I can get into.’ is like top 20 sketches on any show of all time
Doin an awesome-weird DLC collab with @WalkaboutMG! I'm bout to do a buncha stuff you prolly shouldn't do in a VR mini-golf game! Coming June 25th! mightycoconut.com/homestar-runner
In retrospect, this was quite prescient
Cryptography & Security Newsletter is out! In this issue: - Web PKI Reimagined with Merkle Tree Certificates - Google’s Quantum Breakthrough? - Encrypted Client Hello - Short News feistyduck.com/newsletter/iss…
Interviewed a guy retiring after 40 years in tech. Asked what he'd do differently. He said: "I'd have said no to more meetings and yes to more dinners with people I actually liked." Not groundbreaking. But he meant it.
For the first time in like 25 years I have the hiccups. I don’t know what to do. I fear the end.
There were EIGHT (!!!) Czech players on the ice when they score the go-ahead goal in the third period vs. Canada 😳
“Listen to me, pie fucker. You would last a day on the creek.” ❤️
Please refer to this during the Super Bowl if you need clarification:
1612 Saturday nights and still frying up greasy noodles at the warung
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Jeremy Clark @PulpSpy
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Wynn Fenwick @wfenwick
211 Followers 626 Following Technical security guy who helps business get it. Custodian of Fantasy Hockey League Simulator. Views are my own, nobody else's. Retweets are not endorsements.
Taylor Hornby 🛡❤... @DefuseSec
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J - gone to where the... @vesper1978
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FAKE Vic Rauter @MakeTheFinal
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Solar Designer @solardiz
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@mikko @mikko
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Pure Trance @ILikeItPure
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Mark Carney @MarkJCarney
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Marc Andreessen 🇺�... @pmarca
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Bob Metcalfe @RobertMMetcalfe
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Watches of Espionage @watchesofespion
54K Followers 164 Following Former CIA Officer, amateur horologist. -will do this until it stops being fun, then disappear. -W.O.E. #watchesofespionage
VideoLAN @videolan
43K Followers 167 Following Provider of Open Source multimedia for everyone! Plays everything, Runs everywhere! VLC, x264, dav1d, libdvdcss, libbluray and soooo many others...
HELLDIVERS™ 2 @helldivers2
711K Followers 23 Following HELLDIVERS 2 developed by @ArrowheadGS on PS5, Xbox and PC! GIVE 'EM HELL. JOIN THE FIGHT: https://t.co/8XngCajWtv
Helldivers Alerts @HelldiversAlert
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💻 Sherrod @sherrod_im
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Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill
94K Followers 305 Following Former Captain of the best damn ship(s) in the Navy. Naval Flight Officer. Views are mine and do not represent DoW/DoN. Follows/RTs/links ≠ DoW/DoN endorsement.
onionweigher 🧅⚖�... @onionweigher
83K Followers 7K Following § 1032. Onion weigher - An onion weigher is appointed who is neither directly nor indirectly involved in the sale or distribution of onions.
Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry
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Chef Reactions @ChefReactions
473K Followers 469 Following Extra Salty | Side of Sarcasm *BS allergy* that annoying, monotone chef from TikTok — CR x Hedley & Hat for Meals On Wheels 👇
Jeremy Clark @PulpSpy
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Microsoft Threat Inte... @MsftSecIntel
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OSINTdefender @sentdefender
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Hardware Unboxed @HardwareUnboxed
425K Followers 74 Following PC hardware, technology, reviews and analysis from Steve and Tim
chaotic memes @memechaotic
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Troy Hunt @troyhunt
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Phish Report @phish_report
1K Followers 139 Following Takedown tools for small security teams Tweets about phishing kit analysis, takedown tips, and new tools https://t.co/44hDmZ9xnj
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413K Followers 496 Following Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of 100 PLACES TO SEE AFTER YOU DIE (https://t.co/pxwTQ2d7lo) and a bunch of other stuff. OMNIBUS co-founder (https://t.co/aURWrO4dAO).
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Florian Roth ⚡️ @cyb3rops
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NCC Group Research & ... @NCCGroupInfosec
20K Followers 2K Following Technical account for global cyber security & resilience provider, NCC Group. This account is run alongside the @NCCGroupplc corporate account.
































