Dumbledore's Army @DVDinterrobang
just another white guy's point of view, so... Earth Joined March 2009-
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“What did you do with the $60,000 I already gave you?”
“What did you do with the $60,000 I already gave you?”
The crossbody Fanny pack is a trend I’ve been waiting for. Now if only I had something to put in it...
I died 🤣🤣🤣
every quarter i give my students an extra credit assignment to make a meme about something we covered in class. this quarter i taught US History from approx 1815-1920(ish), and the kids had some spicy takes (thread of memes)
I ain’t got covid. I’m bout to try out for the NBA.
Officer Goodman and everyone who saved American democracy this year is my #personoftheyear. (Photo Credit: @nytimes)
“This is the way Cuz”
.@JasonIsbell has paid tribute to more than a few musical heroes: ultimateclassicrock.com/jason-isbell-c…
People with a helmet on still get hurt playing linebacker man but try playing without one
Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?
Christmas Eve at 12 O'Clock Christopher Pratt 1995
Please do not bring that foolishness into 2021.
Joe Biden every time he wins Georgia
More Republican Senators have COVID than have courage.
!! @CaseyVanDyke and I were there!
!! @CaseyVanDyke and I were there!
Congrats to the following players for their selection to the first annual CMAC All-Conference Team!! First team: Aaron VanDyke, Lucas Godon, Jeremiah Johnson. Second Team: Will Sanders
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Terri Meadows @IowaTerri
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Chad Clooten @clooty33
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John Lynch @JohnLynchLaw
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Abby Broadstone @abroadstone
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DBSchaf @SchafDb
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Spending Nerd👓 @SpendingNerd
34 Followers 1K Following Welcome to Spending Nerd💸 | Our goal is to review popular products | Reviews+Rankings |
Rainbow House @Rainbow__House
2K Followers 5K Following 501(c) 3 Non-profit 4 abused/neglected kids: Children's Emergency Shelter & Regional Child Advocacy Center.
Association of Bermud.. @ABIR_Bermuda
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Jim Rothwell @RothwellJim
28 Followers 69 Following
Digital Clouds @DigitalClouds_
29 Followers 674 Following DigitalCloud, a one stop solution where you can explore, view and play your files and content from your favourite cloud storage. #Dropbox #OneDrive #GoogleDrive
Alex Gray @alextylergray
315 Followers 495 Following Lawyer, husband, #girldad. Chief Strategy Officer at Good Day Farm.
The Sweaters @thesweaterscomo
109 Followers 127 Following We are from a city you have probably not heard of. We write and play songs when we are not in class. You can listen to them on OUR NEW ALBUM
Sarah Hill @SarahMidMO
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kevin hawkins @kevinhawkins23
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Kristin Bowen | Text .. @CoMo_Kristin
3K Followers 3K Following editor. band mom for @thesweaterscomo. PTSA president, 2023-24. Missouri volunteer for @momsdemand. my tweets are mine.
LQslashLN @ldnail
273 Followers 2K Following Reluctant social media participant, NPR fanatic, spending too much time in Wikipedia/IMDB....
Amanda Owens @janie_ano
339 Followers 958 Following Trying my hand at comedy one tweet at a time. Spoiler Alert (1/10 tweets will make you chuckle)
Megan Thompson @megant10
26 Followers 229 Following Public health nerd. Full of bad jokes and awkward situations.
Marla Perryman @paper_lala
19 Followers 118 Following
Dadsbadjokes @Baddadjoke1
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Debbie Zongo @DebbieZNP
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Wilson Gray @iswilsonalive
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Just South Of Reality @southof_Reality
946 Followers 3K Following Hello! We are a t-Shirt Company looking to rule the world with an iron fist and bring peace under our domination, and sell a few t-shirts. Any ideas?
Dan Dickinson @dldickin
73 Followers 426 Following
LePalisus @SonGokuDeLaMerd
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Joey Nickles @joey_nickles
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Эдуард @partihibar1975
121 Followers 4K Following
Burslem Book Room @burslembookroom
386 Followers 811 Following We are Burslem's Community Book Room. Come in, borrow a book and have a cuppa in the Coffee Lounge. 'Building Community Book by Book.'
Infinite Winter @EnnetHouse
349 Followers 148 Following Join us for a group reading of INFINITE JEST January 31 - May 2, 2016. Visit https://t.co/d5olyMSP4K or https://t.co/VXHlVyGpUh #InfWin
Kate Webster @bwhughes
84 Followers 430 Following Discount Ray Ban sunglasses store. Only $24.99! Buw now https://t.co/ZVTIBo1suI
kristinbowen @kristinbowen
113 Followers 240 Following
Zacharias Galatta @ZachariasGalat1
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Melinda McCubbin @MelindaMcCubbin
119 Followers 490 Following Founder of Truman Wealth Advisors. Institutional investor. mom. wife. runner. tweets are not investment advice.
GreenHouse Theatre @GreenHouseTP
1K Followers 3K Following Site responsive theatre inspired by the buildings & community of Stoke. Associate Artists for New Vic Theatre 2019.
Smoothie King CoMo @CoMoSmoothies
2K Followers 1K Following Nifong & Downtown locations: M-F 7am-10pm; Sat 8am-10pm; Sun 9am-8pm
Crowd-Poll Roguelite @24HourRogueLite
66 Followers 199 Following This is a roguelite game that is played through Twitter-polls, on a 24 hour cycle. Join & vote! Available for podcast appearances.
Kodachrome forever �.. @Kodakforever
22K Followers 4K Following Collections of my Scanned Vintage Kodachrome Slides And Photos Taken By Great Photographers ,Andre Robe, Charles W. Cushman, Dave Gelinas, John Vachon .........
A Painting A Day @APainting_ADay
126K Followers 18 Following A Painting A Day Brings You A Painting Every Day!
Boone County Joint Co.. @BCJC911
5K Followers 62 Following Public Info Division of the 911 Dispatch Center - NOT to be used for emergency contact.
Scott Seiss @ScottSeiss
319K Followers 477 Following Comedian. Angry Retail Guy. Tom in Cocaine Bear. Reps: WME, Mainstay Entertainment. Tour Dates/Tickets/Merch 👇 NEW 2023 Dates Added
Xbox Deals @XboxStockAlerts
232K Followers 2 Following Follow for the best #XboxSeriesX deals. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. Not affiliated with Xbox or Microsoft. @DealsFinderIO Network
Martin Heinrich @SenatorHeinrich
204K Followers 752 Following U.S. Senator for NM | Husband, dad, recovering engineer. Constantly seeking climate action, a fair shot for all New Mexicans, and the best elk adovada recipes.
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Canadian Paintings @CanadaPaintings
165K Followers 135 Following Above all, we loved this country and loved exploring and painting it. ~Lawren Harris
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
19.8M Followers 722 Following Fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. Official account is @VP.
RockyNPS @RockyNPS
83K Followers 87 Following The official twitter page of Rocky Mountain National Park. Updates and important information.
Borat @BoratSagdiyev
323K Followers 34 Following Name: Borat Sagdiyev • Age 536 moons • Length: 19.6 cm • Profession: #4 journalist Repubic of Kazakhstan • Health: Strong, crush syphilis 15 time! #Trump2020
Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme
563K Followers 402 Following Documenting all of internet culture. Trying to understand a meme? Tag us @knowyourmeme, we'll give you the scoop. More socials here: https://t.co/luM0yDkWvz
Columbia/Boone Co. Pu.. @CoMo_HealthDept
5K Followers 556 Following Official Twitter of @CoMoGov/@BooneCountyMO Public Health & Human Services Dept. Contact @CoMoGov via Relay Missouri 711 if hearing and/or speech impaired
The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln
2.9M Followers 1K Following "You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.” – Abraham Lincoln 🏴☠️ | Home of #TheBreakdown
Room Rater @ratemyskyperoom
383K Followers 2 Following The original Room Rater. Get our book here https://t.co/xO94URjXzU
Charles Ornstein @charlesornstein
56K Followers 4K Following Managing editor/local at @ProPublica, past prez of @ahcj, Detroit Lions fan. Email: [email protected] Tweets are my own.
Cormac McCarthy (paro.. @CormacMcCrthy
39K Followers 1 Following My publicist insists this parody is a worthwhile use of my remaining time. Says parody makes good metrics. Parody.
Eliah Drinkwitz @CoachDrinkwitz
87K Followers 300 Following Husband, Father, Christ follower. Head Football Coach at the University of Missouri. Go Tigers!
The Mandalorian @themandalorian
826K Followers 37 Following All episodes of #TheMandalorian are now streaming on @DisneyPlus. Buy Seasons 1 and 2 on 4K UHD & Blu-ray.
Nate Bargatze @natebargatze
184K Followers 1K Following New special, Hello World on Prime Video. Or check out my Netflix specials. Come see me on tour. Also @natelandpodcast
The Mizzodcast @mizzodcast
8K Followers 1K Following The Mizzou Football podcast they don’t want you to hear. #Claim1960 Email: [email protected] | Call the show: (314) 896-3849
AYMP @AreYouMyPodcast
31 Followers 12 Following A very meta-podcast about pitching new podcast ideas... Available on Apple, Google, Spotify, & Stitcher.
Balaji @balajis
1.0M Followers 4K Following Immutable money, infinite frontier, eternal life. #Bitcoin
Tom Hanks @tomhanks
15.4M Followers 21 Following I'm that actor in some of the movies you liked and some you didn't. Sometimes I'm in pretty good shape, other times I'm not. Hey, you gotta live, you know?
ErickCreach_GilmoreBe.. @ErickCreach_GB
73 Followers 112 Following Friendly Neighborhood Bond Counsel. Views expressed are my own. Not legal advice. Always consult your attorney & do not rely on twitter for legal advice. He/Him
Alex Gray @alextylergray
315 Followers 495 Following Lawyer, husband, #girldad. Chief Strategy Officer at Good Day Farm.
roger bennett @rogbennett
254K Followers 2K Following A million podcasts on @MenInBlazers (Tweets sent may be used on Men In Blazers worldwide) & HBO's #BandOfBrothers Pod Appearances: [email protected]
NYT Wirecutter Deals @WirecutterDeals
78K Followers 9 Following The best deals on the best gear and gadgets, hand picked by @wirecutter. We may earn an affiliate commission on the deals we tweet.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Association of Bermud.. @ABIR_Bermuda
2K Followers 2K Following Three decades of public policy, advocacy & education representing Bermuda’s leading international insurers & reinsurers.
Jennifer Rukstad @MSHSAARuk
1K Followers 870 Following Executive Director Missouri High School Activities Association
Rock Bridge HS @RockBridgeHS
705 Followers 40 Following The RBHS mascot is the “Bruin,” colors are kelly green and new gold, and the motto is ”Omnes Vincent Ursi” or “Bruins Conquer All.”
Xbox Support @XboxSupport
2.0M Followers 241K Following Support articles & info: https://t.co/H8oQKYXNo5 | Support videos: https://t.co/Z8kKJghC5y | News & Updates: @Xbox & @Xboxwire | Become part of the @XboxAmbassadors
Jim Rothwell @RothwellJim
28 Followers 69 Following
Mike Parson @mikeparson
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The Sweaters @thesweaterscomo
109 Followers 127 Following We are from a city you have probably not heard of. We write and play songs when we are not in class. You can listen to them on OUR NEW ALBUM
NYT Wirecutter @wirecutter
132K Followers 822 Following We’ve been personally testing and reviewing products since 2011 to help you shop smartly. When you buy through our links, we may earn a commission.
Peter Stiepleman @PStieple
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Joe Biden @JoeBiden
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Matthew Doyle @MattDoyle76
89K Followers 805 Following “If something on the internet doesn’t spark joy, mute it.” All views are mine & should be yours. Chaotic good tbh.
Jane Lytvynenko @JaneLytv
95K Followers 6K Following Freelance reporter and trainer. Focusing on Ukraine, osint, investigatons. In @WSJ, @GuardianUS, @TheAtlantic, etc. Previously @BuzzFeedNews, @ShorensteinCtr.
What does it say about me that Between Two Ferns is my comfort show? Don’t answer that.
Watching someone stop in the middle of their walk across a hwy40 overpass to watch the sun set brought me to tears. Being human is a trip.
Warriors coach Steve Kerr spoke about the mass shooting at a school in Uvalde, Texas. (via @warriors)
When colleges ask for an alumni donation
I'm not saying that The Masked Singer is a sign that we're living in a dystopia, but it's definitely the kind of show that the characters would watch in a movie about living in a dystopia.
Critical race theory came to the House floor today. Which nations ban ideas from being taught? Repressive nations. I opposed this amendment which was ultimately withdrawn. Thank you to all my MLBC colleagues who spoke as well.
Thanks, Dave. Keep it up.
Missouri does not have a voter fraud problem. Photo ID laws suppress the vote against the elderly and minority communities. I’m arguing against a Bill on Thursday that would require state sponsored Photo IDs with expiration dates.
@DVDinterrobang I would’ve left Eminem and 50 Cent out and replaced them with Ice Cube.
"Everything you loved, everything you have, will be taken from you, and there is nothing you can do about it. You will lose all of it. But with these goggles, you can enjoy a fake version of the world you remembered, probably while all alone. We're Meta."
Did we check to see if other seeds explode into something delicious or did we stop at popcorn
“What’s your favorite smell?” Midwesterners:
Official weather statement
“When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it–always.” ~ Mahatma Gandhi
It's nice that history will judge them but I'd like some judges to judge them
Happy New Year from me and my boo! 🎉🥳 Wishing you all a year filled with happiness, love, and good health.
@notthefakeSVP Trombone Shorty for a different flavor, might be my favorite: youtu.be/_rayDO-gS4Q
@DVDinterrobang I definitely hit the like Button, so I’m sure the check is in the mail
Officer Goodman and everyone who saved American democracy this year is my #personoftheyear. (Photo Credit: @nytimes)
Rumor has it midwesterners are still standing on their porch saying goodbye to relatives after thanksgiving
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