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Like the German for thank you with much more DANK... you. Chicago Joined November 2010-
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The least revolutionary or radical thing I could possibly fathom is attending an Ivy League school.
It was gigantic. And it was glorious
*handing a book to an alien with no concept of our language or what they even are*
*handing a book to an alien with no concept of our language or what they even are*
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Zuckerbeard
I don’t trust anything that can’t naturally produce cream (mushrooms, celery???, onion, etc.) turned into a “cream of” soup. That’s just 5 soggy mushrooms in a cream trench coat.
That **is** how you position it. “See the film so insane no one would buy it.”
That **is** how you position it. “See the film so insane no one would buy it.”
My brain rn upon realizing this
Begs the question what we’re in now considering the guy trump is up against is… the current president???
Begs the question what we’re in now considering the guy trump is up against is… the current president???
Real OGs remember dogpile
B4F6 could very well change the trajectory of my life it would be such good casting
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I bet this feels good as hell for that building
I bet this feels good as hell for that building
The strangest thing about moving to Chicago is having to pretend to be excited when the sun kind of lines up on a street. #chicagohenge
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@Olivianuzzi That doesn’t seem like enough pizza
DOCTOR: "You just need a good night's sleep. Have you ever heard of MyPillow?" MIKE LINDELL [crying]: "But doctor—"
Name an actor with a small role in a movie who crushed it. I’ll start with the old man who knew Pink had 2000 yards in his arm while evaluating the team like Mel Kiper Jr. “Thirteen starters coming back, 22 lettermen. Lookin’ tough!” This guy lives in my head rent free.
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In response to all the unrest, I am calling for Tom Cotton to be sent into the New York Times.
I’m afraid to report that communism has reached America. Went to a fast food place and they told me they don’t do free refills.
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@DANKCHAINS @CantEverDie eat what u want dog and enjoy ur food!
“voting every 4 years”
This tweet is so popular among Twitter Liberals because to them, "doing anything but voting every 4 years" is equally extreme as firebombing a walmart.
The mind of an Andrew Tate apologist is really something
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feel like this dude absorbed Philip Seymour Hoffman's soul and just kept it rolling
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Jackson Hinkle, the online internet celebrity and the Gen Z symbol of the modern internet?
Jesus Christ. @nytimes really loves platforming Fascists, huh?
My eternal thanks to Dr. Arroyo for his help during my episode of Hot Ones. He’s not the best, but you can pay him with lottery tickets.
Let me tell you something. I've seen a lot in my time in this business. It's a hard road that people just can't understand unless they're in it. Anyone who's had any level of success knows this. When one of the truly talented & genuinely good guys win? It makes you cry tears...