Licensed to Maim @CyrilFiggus69
Descended from kings. Or clowns. I'll get back to you on that. 🌊🌊🌊🍸🍸🍸 Joined December 2021-
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Wife: Can you pick up toothbrushes on the way home tonight? Me: Sure. Where do I buy toothbrushes? Wife: Grocery store Me: They sell toothbrushes at the grocery store? Wife: How have you functioned this long?
"I'm a Mutha and smole business ownah" Stay in the Bronx where you belong
"I'm a Mutha and smole business ownah" Stay in the Bronx where you belong
Kushner: I wrote my memoirs Marjorie Taylor Greene: Ohhhhh he speaks French!
Marjorie Three Names on behalf of your ass, please remove your head. It's crowded back here!
Marjorie Three Names on behalf of your ass, please remove your head. It's crowded back here!
On behalf of my lawn, I'd like to thank the rain for it's cooperation. Now which one of you is gonna haul your asses to NY to mow it for me????
I, like you, read ALOT of tweets from politicians. Easily one of the most informative is @RepSwalwell .
Wait. Herschel Walker, a man accused of domestic violence, has a profile pic wearing BOXING GLOVES? @HerschelWalker after you lose the election, seek help.
No way Trump's lawyers will let him testify #loosecannon
At Trump request, Special Master has been assigned. "Impartial I will be. Orange his face is!".
How do you not luv a guy named Diego Schwartzman?
Sanctimonious creep
The reality of our political system is that Republicans would rather trash this country at the bidding of Donald Trump than make America a better place. It's really that easy.
I want to get new followers so I'm either going to post a pic of my cat, my wife's rack, my ass, or ask your favorite flavor jello.
These A-hole sheriff's are frustrated old jocks who get a boner sniffing Herschel's
Scott Esk OK (R) wants homosexuals stoned to death cus he's "a good Christian". Two things here buddy: 1) This is not exactly Christian of you 2) Your dildo is at the lobby desk under "John Smith"
We've had more public shootings this afternoon than most countries have in a year
Clean up in the diaper aisle.....
Is it me or do you kinda get the feeling that TFG gets a little chub when there's a mass shooting?
Everyone needs advice sometime. Thanks @AmyLynnStL for the twitter tips! I heard nothing about "Grab a Manhattan" so I'll presume it's implied😉
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Arrest Trump, like right now.
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@CyrilFiggus69 Marriage jokes. Signs of healing!! 😊🔥
NC public schools are abhorrent. Why? Charlotte had forced Fed desegregation. The R's then ruined public edu for the win. This is pure racism.
This is 100 percent correct
AZ state Rep. Rusty Bowers: “It’s a party that doesn’t have any thought. It’s all emotional, it’s all revenge. It’s all anger. That’s all it is.” theguardian.com/us-news/2022/a…
AZ state Rep. Rusty Bowers: “It’s a party that doesn’t have any thought. It’s all emotional, it’s all revenge. It’s all anger. That’s all it is.” theguardian.com/us-news/2022/a…
Every time Herschel Walker opens his mouth
@CyrilFiggus69 @muchado33 Some really "bad" words. 👍😅
@CyrilFiggus69 @muchado33 I declare, Popeye, my creation, is the the Zenith of nicknames!! So says Zues!!
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@CyrilFiggus69 After the wrestler 🤣 We have Houdini too, and Baby Face Nelson aka Cornbread, Pussyfoot, along with a few more common names. Our tortoise is named Fluffy
@muchado33 @CyrilFiggus69 One if the best hottie Popeyes! Can always count in you darlin'!! 🥰
@hinckleyarts @CyrilFiggus69 Nope!! Out since I was 5. Just gently accomdating Popeye's fluidity. 🫣😂
0% Sorry for this SOB
BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani’s former Press Secretary reveals that Guiliani is “in despair” because he KNOWS that he’s about to “be indicted” in Georgia, he “lost his relevance” and “his license to practice law,” and because “Trump stole his soul.” RT IF YOU FEEL ZERO PITY FOR RUDY!
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