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Mr. Artichoke Shoes @Carter0115

just let your hair down and wear your goggles in the hot tub carterhites.wixsite.com/comedyproject Joined February 2013
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Mr. Artichoke Shoes @Carter0115

6 months ago

Hot girls from high school keep getting engaged. Like, have some patience and wait for us to cross paths again so you can see how much better I’ve gotten.

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Mr. Artichoke Shoes @Carter0115

2 years ago

I was alone at work so I farted a good fart. Then my coworkers walked in. Asschwitz.

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Mr. Artichoke Shoes @Carter0115

2 years ago

Hot take: I bet he was annoying to talk to

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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0

2 years ago

⚠️🚨BREAKING: A protester set himself on fire in NYC.

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Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_

2 years ago

Five lol wbu

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Ari Drennen @AriDrennen

2 years ago

@FoxNews how many college championships has Riley Gaines won?

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Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_

2 years ago

What an embarrassing take We filet our own catfish and have an endless supply of deer/elk in the freezer at all times in my household. Team Hannah all the way

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samirah @SameeraKhan

2 years ago

This accent needs to be illegal and women should be banned from doing manual labour like this. There is NOTHING feminine about American women. American women are literally men.

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Mr. Artichoke Shoes @Carter0115

2 years ago

Dumb broads

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Mr. Artichoke Shoes @Carter0115

3 years ago

Preworkout

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samirah @SameeraKhan

2 years ago

This accent needs to be illegal and women should be banned from doing manual labour like this. There is NOTHING feminine about American women. American women are literally men.

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Mr. Artichoke Shoes @Carter0115

3 years ago

@Rainmaker1973 What iPhone generation are they on?

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Burke Swimming and Diving @BurkeSwimDive

3 years ago

So honored to see Rich inducted into the hall of fame. Wonderful coach. Even better mentor to hundreds of athletes.

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Darren Rasmussen @drasmussen43

3 years ago

Congratulations to Coach Rich Hood on his induction into the Omaha Public Schools Athletic Hall of Fame 🖤💛 Bulldog Nation is Proud! #OPSProud #LoyaltyIntegrityHonor

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Mr. Artichoke Shoes @Carter0115

3 years ago

@FightMate Creatine

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Mr. Artichoke Shoes @Carter0115

3 years ago

She got taken out by fativist himself @bertkreischer

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Jim F @JimF_F1

3 years ago

This woman trying to protest something just got tackled on the @Netflix cup live @f1 special in front of @LandoNorris and @Carlossainz55

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Mr. Artichoke Shoes @Carter0115

3 years ago

@HumansNoContext AOC

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Mr. Artichoke Shoes @Carter0115

3 years ago

I guess we’re doing a FaceTime date. Don’t worry babe I’ll make some food and Uber it to you and I can watch you eat my famous angel hair pasta and ragu with black olives. That way you don’t have to climb out any windows you can just hang up on me.

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Daily Loud @DailyLoud

3 years ago

List of restaurants women refuse to go on a first date to is going viral 👀

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Mr. Artichoke Shoes @Carter0115

3 years ago

Who ordered the crapaccino

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Mr. Artichoke Shoes @Carter0115

3 years ago

@Riley_Gaines_ Savage 🤘

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Mr. Artichoke Shoes @Carter0115

3 years ago

@YMHstudios @tomsegura horrible or hilarious?

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Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm

3 years ago

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Mr. Artichoke Shoes @Carter0115

3 years ago

K drop

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NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext

3 years ago

He ruined the group photo 😭

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Mr. Artichoke Shoes @Carter0115

3 years ago

You know he asked for the Matt Rife special when he went in for facial reconstruction

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Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm

3 years ago

Man throws a cigarette down a sewer and causes an explosion

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Mr. Artichoke Shoes @Carter0115

3 years ago

Apparently Mac Miller died again

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euphoria @euphoriaHBO

3 years ago

We are incredibly saddened to learn of the passing of Angus Cloud. He was immensely talented and a beloved part of the HBO and Euphoria family. We extend our deepest condolences to his friends and family during this difficult time.

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Mr. Artichoke Shoes @Carter0115

3 years ago

This is also body shaming… also not cool

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Greg Price @greg_price11

3 years ago

UNHINGED: This is a voicemail that was sent to Louisiana State Senator @Sen_BigMikeFesi after he voted to override Gov. John Bel Edwards' veto on the bill to ban child sex changes in which @LSU Professor Marcus Venable calls him a "fat fucking piece of shit" and says "I can't

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