Capitol Steps @Capsteps
Equal Opportunity Musical Political Satire. When news breaks...find out exactly what rhymes with it! capitolsteps.com All over the country! Joined August 2009-
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In a final fit of self-promotion.....if you miss us, what better time to order the last of our CDs before they're gone? washingtonpost.com/magazine/2022/…
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@Book_Em_Dano_83 Chelsea's was the club. It was a bit cramped to say the least. Seating was often described as "flying coach to Calcutta."
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Mark Russell allows himself the briefest of smiles, and slowly crosses off another name on his yellowed, handwritten list.
After pardoning a turkey named Corn, President Trump then added, "Okay...now you do me."
@EricMasten @wolfblitzer We did do a Wolf Blitzer song to "Moon River", but as you know he was not the scud stud.
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This is very funny! And, therefore, we are jealous....
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Nancy Pelosi violated California restrictions by having her hair done in a closed salon. Meanwhile, across the pond, Boris Johnson may have violated London restrictions by having his hair done by a toddler with pointy scissors on a roller coaster during a lightning storm.
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#ReconcileTheAisle EP121: Comedy on Capitol Hill with Mark Eaton of The Capitol Steps @Capsteps @laurenlogi radiomisfits.com/rta121/
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