Cal Azone 🇺🇦 @Cal_Azone
I'm just a progressive sentient calzone who likes things that normally go on top of a pizza to be inside of a pizza crust. #BidenHarris2020 Manhattan, NY Joined January 2017-
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@kelvinlegitt @RpsAgainstTrump You’re not good at being right.
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@realTimothyC @RepsForHarris @KamalaHQ Sweet fake chart bro.
No more blue bird, no more sentient calzone.
@charliekirk11 This is just your daily reminder that Charlie Kirk lied about getting admitted into a service academy.
First the Trump verdict and now this? My cheesy insides are filled with warmth. nytimes.com/2023/05/09/nyr…
I’m having calzone to celebrate! nytimes.com/live/2023/05/0…
@Susansnakesmom @charliekirk11 God please don’t procreate.
@OHvoterdotCom10 @charliekirk11 Were your parents cousins?
He also claimed he invented the calzone apparently.
NEW: SANTOS CLAIMED IN HIS VETTING INTERVIEW THAT HE WAS A STAR ON THE @BaruchCollege VOLLEYBALL TEAM AND LEAD THE TEAM TO A LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP
@johndesio @JCColtin @DaveCoIon Agreed 100%
As a #MichiganFootball fan it pains me to say this but let’s go #OSU
@charliekirk11 The irony of this tweet is clearly lost on Charlie.
@drew0814 @charliekirk11 This is what passes for wit among the poorly educated I assume. No wonder your boy lost by 9M votes.
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