Caroline Q @CQ_HQ_
I’m from Kerry. I like to talk beauty, feminism, politics, culture & whatever it is you’re getting up to. Raconteur. Bon vivant on a budget. She/Her/They/Them Croydon, England Joined August 2019-
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Look, I'm just going to say it. There's something weird going on and I need answers. A grown woman just doesn't disappear from sight like that, like she never existed at all. What is going on in that castle? What aren't we being told? What the hell is happening? WHERE IS ENYA?!
The Kate Middleton Photo Scandal has now got me seriously questioning this. 😒
Adopted this wee girl last week. We’ve named her Kat Moss, after another Croydon legend. She spending most of her time hiding, but I’m sure she’ll be bossing us all around in no time. #CatsOfTwitter #KatMoss #CroydonAnimalSamaritans #AdoptDontShop
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And that was the way it was. He’d come in, he’d have a few drinks, a trunkful of peanuts and go home again. The zoo’s gone awful strict, I feel sorry for the young ones nowadays.
And that was the way it was. He’d come in, he’d have a few drinks, a trunkful of peanuts and go home again. The zoo’s gone awful strict, I feel sorry for the young ones nowadays.
Great text and photo combination
Fixed it so it’s not woke, proper history, the good old days
Birthday treat for Him Indoors tonight seeing Operation Mincemeat in the West End #OperationMincemeat
just how much room does Annie Lennox need?
Hi, Lord Sugar. Yeah thanks for the opportunity. I just wanted to clear something up. What exactly is my job? It’s just I’ve been here a week and so far you’ve asked me to market a cake, promote tourism, build a website, direct, produce and star in an ad and build a robot.
Had a cool fun hangout with Winston the #PubCat #CaturdayEvening
oh my gods what an annotation
Really enjoying see @yrfatfriendfilm tonight, and hearing Aubrey’s iconic laugh in person.
She's Barbie, he's just Keoghan
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In the weeks leading up to the vote I canvassed hundreds of voters and not a single Leave-leaning voter wanted to “completely re-order our society and system of governance”. They just wanted their community/local services to be better (and, for many, fewer immigrants)
Even now, eight years on, the liberal elite still doesn’t grasp the Brexit vote. They bang on about airport queues or frictionless trade or Erasmus. They have no understanding that the vote was driven by a desire to completely re-order our society and system of governance.
imagine starting a sentence with ‘Not a fan of Neo Nazis, but’
I didn’t know about cancer until the King and Queen told me about it x
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Padam, and I can’t stress this enough, Padam.
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I regret to inform everyone, myself included, that TTPD is growing on me.
Sorry but pitting CHESS against studies is ridiculous and it should be called ridiculous
This is an unfair take mainly because he wanted better for his child as all parents do and at the time probably didn’t see anyone making it with chess. Life is tough, you want your kids to be able to withstand the hard and he didn’t think chess was the way. Who would have?
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