Texakraut 🐑/🐐 @CEOofh0mophobia
Trad Zoomer. I did not take the Gom Jabbar. Occupied Texas Joined December 2022-
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Plaid button down + khakis apparently = instant trust from old people in stores.
2 miles, 22 minutes
My ancestors were from these areas
Barely 30 seconds in to @0xAlaric ‘s new edition of My Confession and I already know it’s gonna be good.
Just unironically got called “really smart” by coworkers because I was able to settle their debate about whether or not the Baltimore bridge “fell into the ocean or like a river” It’s Joever
The terrorist can have a little ear, as a treat.
@DucDeVinny THE SIMPSONS IS ACHAEMENID!L
he’s gonna train them like it’s black ops zombies and hit them with the pack-a-punch raygun
Deporting illegals to Mexico: expected, overdone, boring Deporting them to Haiti: unexpected, bold, avante-garde, will create diverse new kinds of fusion cuisine
I don't like how magnetism is contagious. You shouldn't be able to rub a screwdriver over a magnet and then have it stick to screws. Like sleeping with a book under your pillow to absorb its knowledge. Cartoon logic. How am I supposed to take anything seriously when magnets exist
I just saved ~$300 on data recovery by being comfortable with my future FIL seeing what’s on my HD. It pays to not be a degenerate.
Poetry exists so that when recounting the deeds of the great kings of old, the rhyme and meter serve as a checksum, preserving their legacy unaltered down through the generations. It does not exist to make you feel better about not doing your laundry.
MOBY DICK IS A METAPHOR HE IS A METAPHOR FOR A HUGE WHALE
A frog went to see Trunpsivhata Teacher he said does 1A allow for slurs? No said the Trumpsivhata, those are wrong. Dejected, the frog went to the elder frog and told him what he heard from Trumpsivhata. Fool that you are, said elder frog, the 1A IS a slur! Frog was enlightened
@seltzergenius always freaky to be reminded how many foreigners there are in the world, just running around and they all think theyre normal
The Rothchilds pay billions of dollars a year to make sure men can't wear belts over long shirts anymore.
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Hamas supporters when they realize they accidentally occupied a building that didn’t have a dining hall in it
It’s not wrong to marry someone of a different race. It’s not wrong to prefer to marry someone of your own race. Both statements are true.
we are back
Trump: 'There is a definite antiwhite feeling in the country' that 'can't be allowed' rawstory.com/trump-racism-2…
“What’s that now? Yeah it’s pronounced Pala-STEEN, it’s out there in East Texas. They’re tryin’ to do what? Free it? Well ain’t it free already?”
Cities let us preserve forest. Fertilizer lets us preserve prairie. Growth lets us live lighter on the land. It was the light bulb that saved the whale.
Women loudly proclaiming they’d rather see a bear in the woods than a man because of their history of abusive relationships are so funny. Like “as a person with a long history of being terrible at potential threat assessment, here’s what I think is the safer of the two options!”
My dude is going into an Ivy League building like a Vietnam War tunnel rat I am DECEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSEEEED
I would like to know what frat this is so I can help organize sending them a lot of alcohol and other frat house care package items
One of the best photos of 2024 so far: Fraternity brothers are pelted by anti-Israel protesters at UNC Chapel Hill while protecting the United States flag as it is re-hoisted following its removal by protesters. Well done, gentleman. 🫡🇺🇸
I love how ‘elf’ is from the Indo-European for ‘white one’. It’s as if Germanic ppl thought, “What if there were people who looked like us, but moreso? Wouldn’t they be gorgeous?”, inspiring words like Old English ælfsċēne, which meant ‘elf-beautiful, fair like an elf’.
@Goodtweet_man WHATS THIS? A MAJOR LEAGUE SPORTING EVENT WITHOUT BEES? A HEALTHY SERVING OF BEES WILL FIX THIS.
Why are these people here? Every single one of them should be shipped back home.
Today I learned Washington’s initial inauguration address was going to be 71 pages long. James Madison evidently persuaded him to shorten it. Washington was a wordcel.
One of my biggest blackpills is that moon landing conspiracies most serve as a salve against the terrible notion that we can't readily replicate a feat first achieved over 50 years ago.
"access to white people is not a human right" is good framing
Yes I need to know how tall he was before I can properly assess his philosophy