CEOInspo @CEOInspo
Business is hard, but excellence is harder. Only the best fake quotes. Parody account. #TitansOfBusiness #EntrepreneurialGems Joined March 2024-
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"Don't bring knowledge to a knife fight" - Anonymous
"Bookkeep like no one is watching" - Anonymous
"The key to someone's mouth is through their stomach" - Anonymous
"A recipe is like a set of instructions for how to make food" - Anonymous
"It's important to learn from failure, like the lesson that you'll never be good enough" - Anonymous
"The boy who cried wolf was admirably focused on avoiding Type 2 error" - Anonymous
"Feeling misunderstood? You might just be a cage-free raisin" - Anonymous
"And the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive where we started And curse loudly" - Anonymous
"You've got to dance like you have no proprioception" - Anonymous
"I saw a freemium model in the market and carved until I set it free" - Anonymous
"People will forget what you said, but people will never forget how you made them feel the spines on that cactus" - Anonymous
"You can step on the same frozen river twice, or as many times as you'd like to really" - Anonymous
"To be good at something, you really need to try, unless you have lots of natural talent" - Anonymous
"No one likes stiff leadership, which is why you should spend a lot of time crying in hallways" - Anonymous
"Road signs are merely directions for those on a road" - Anonymous
"If you're going to forget one thing, forget this: You absolutely cannot do it. You actually really truly cannot do it" - Anonymous
"Don't think about business like it's a war. Think of it like it's a friendly fight with very sharp objects" - Anonymous
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