Butternutsquash @Buttern40916352
Joined September 2021-
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Waking up astounded every morning that the party that consistently wins elections despite having gotten fewer votes is the one that has been taken over by extremists who think elections are rigged.
Yes brandon is personally behind this as is he behind global gas prices rising and also my wife leaving me, that’s why I’m voting trump in the mid terms!!!!
We shouldn’t punish children for being children. If they sit in desks too long, don’t be surprised if they get fidgety/ talkative. Yes, there’s a time & place for quiet, but we need more time & places for them to play, move, socialize & be children That's how they naturally learn
For Your Consideration. #AbbottElementary
One of my favorite comics @JoeListComedy has a KILLER new special available now on YouTube! youtu.be/0MOGB0nBHpg
An unoccupied house on stilts in Rodanthe, North Carolina, as it collapses into the ocean this afternoon. Was worth $381,200 according to Zillow.
@ampol_moment Crazy that 2017 was only 182.5 mooches ago
Just want to say hi and a sincere thank you to all the nice folks out there that gave OZARK a spot in their lives over these past few years. Thanks for liking what we loved making for y'all!
3 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗦 𝗔𝗚𝗢 “More than ever, teachers are underpaid and disrespected” “Oh well, they should quit then. That’s how capitalism works” 𝗡𝗢𝗪 There are currently 567,000 fewer educators in America today than there were in 2019.
My dog, who does not pay rent or bills and is, himself, a bill, has sighed three times in the past five minutes.
Charter schools and private schools aren’t required to admit every child. They aren’t required to have a SpEd program or make accommodations. Public schools are required to accept every child and meet their needs…defunding public schools threatens the most vulnerable kids.
To help with the nation’s teaching shortage, I’ve proposed that anyone can sub as long as they pass a vibe check.
I swear I thought this was us 😂
I swear I thought this was us 😂
My oil painting of Lo mein
Requiring teachers to plan a year in advance or even highly detailed lessons destroy creativity, innovation, and the ability to connect lessons to the needs, passions and strengths of students.
@kimberlycongdon This the moment!
Just in from Planned Parenthood @PPFA: MacKenzie Scott has donated $275 million to the national office and 21 Planned Parenthood affiliates. That's the largest donation from a single donor in Planned Parenthood's history.
Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN
2.9M Followers 2K Following Mom, Refugee and Congresswoman for #MN05. Progressive Caucus Deputy Chair. Fighting for a more just world.✨ https://t.co/u6aQiJB0hs 📚
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
John Green @johngreen
4.5M Followers 832 Following Author (The Fault in Our Stars, Anthropocene Reviewed, etc) | YouTuber (Crash Course, etc) | Tuberculosis hater. Biz inquiries: [email protected]
Hank Green @hankgreen
1.6M Followers 989 Following You should get some socks: https://t.co/IMXCkqywav
hasanabi @hasanthehun
1.4M Followers 2K Following i stream everyday on https://t.co/8ITEAnynTB - for thirst traps and anarchy my ig is hasandpiker // business: mailto:[email protected]
Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints
606K Followers 2K Following Ex-philosopher, good YouTuber, bad Tweeter. Email: [email protected]
crazy ass moments in .. @ampol_moment
437K Followers 2 Following posting the crazy ass, weird as hell and wild moments from the politics and history of the eternal union. dms open for submissions.
Cameron Grant @Cam_Grants
54K Followers 352 Following ۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗۗ https://t.co/BUGjJRUQV1
Amy Hoxie @NTOAmyHoxie
110 Followers 59 Following Dean of Students @ George H.W. Bush New Tech Odessa High School
Emily Davis @emilydavis4edu
3K Followers 3K Following Teacher, Advocate. All opinions and views are my own.
Secretary Miguel Car-.. @SecCarDontCare
5K Followers 953 Following Secretary of Miseducation, ignoring actual educators since 2021. 📚 You can tell this is a parody account because it actually follows educators.
some cynical teacher .. @teachercurses
1K Followers 635 Following off-brand high school teacher who just wants a nap and won’t shut up about having #IBS_D /#blacklivesmatter #abolishICE
Zach Louis @zachthesoundlad
57K Followers 249 Following Zach The Sound Lad 🤘🏼Live At The Echoplex 8/11! Get your tickets 🎟️ 🎟️
Seth Meyers @sethmeyers
4.7M Followers 899 Following
RainnWilson @rainnwilson
4.3M Followers 674 Following Just another luminous spiritual being having a beautiful and difficult human experience.
The H3 Show @theh3podcast
382K Followers 110 Following The official Twitter account of The H3 Show Booking: [email protected] Business: [email protected]
Katie Mikos @ph_dummie
1K Followers 950 Following bridge MA➡️PhD @Umich | ancient (acoustic) ecologist | Poetics of the sea in Greek lyric poetry | 🌊🐙she/her
Ethan Klein @h3h3productions
2.2M Followers 639 Following Retired from twitter, apologies if I never got back to your dms! Contact me at [email protected]
Joe Rogan @joerogan
12.4M Followers 4K Following Stand up comic/mixed martial arts fanatic/psychedelic adventurer Host of The Joe Rogan Experience #FreakParty https://t.co/AZOVBquseu
Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell
449K Followers 1K Following I’m the host of the DTFH and co-creator of the midnight gospel now streaming on Netflix
Jessica Kirson @JessicaKirson
71K Followers 3K Following Comedian 🎤 Traveling Clown 🤡 Producer ⭐️ NYC 🗽Follow me on Tik Tok @jessicakirson Follow me on Instagram @jessykirson #alwaysbesilly
Christina Pazsitzky @ChristinaP
258K Followers 2K Following
Tom Segura AKA Mr. La.. @tomsegura
944K Followers 1K Following I have 4 specials on Netflix. podcast here: https://t.co/4uUwz2QOkf You can Merch up here: https://t.co/KaSVm44S8A
Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings
1.4M Followers 1K Following WHITNEY CUMMINGS: JOKES is now streaming on Netflix. New BIG BABY tour dates on sale at https://t.co/KneKHPWO3z. Good For You podcast.
John Mulaney @mulaney
1.4M Followers 1 Following “John Mulaney Presents: Everybody’s in LA” coming to @Netflix on May 3
Team Coco @TeamCoco
651K Followers 14K Following Official news & info tweets from Team Coco headquarters. For Conan O'Brien, follow @ConanOBrien.
Natasha Leggero @natashaleggero
354K Followers 946 Following The Honeymoon Stand up Special on Netflix. Book: The World Deserves MY Children out now! The Endless Honeymoon Podcast on YouTube
Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser
502K Followers 2K Following comedian with my own reality series “Welcome Home Nikki Glaser?” that starts May 1st on E! I also do a podcast, tour, and host fboy island.
Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan
3.0M Followers 3K Following Male Model. BARELY ALIVE TOUR all new material. My first wife is @jeanniegaffigan. https://t.co/39GfjGbHaW
Tuesdays w/ Stories @TuesdayStories
19K Followers 75 Following A weekly podcast starring Mark Normand and Joe List. It's funny. We love you. Bye. https://t.co/8R0cF8Dpfo
Annie Lederman @annielederman
72K Followers 394 Following I’m the #1 award winning funniest comedian/ podcaster dead or alive. come see me live. tour dates on my website. watch my podcast Trash Tuesday on YouTube.
Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf
488K Followers 421 Following pre-order Nice Lady album: https://t.co/jJ8mDBSE7v
I want to be clear on something else, too. I understand why hearing "you just gotta vote" rings so hollow. You voted already. You gave Dems unified control of the government. And now when you ask "what can we do?" all you're hearing is "vote again." You think that's BS. Me too.
You might be voting for judges who have enormous power to shape policy in your state. Even your city councils and school boards are crucial. This policy for example, requiring teachers to out trans kids, was made by just 4 school board members. tallahassee.com/story/news/edu…
I want to be perfectly clear: this is who we are dealing with. This is what the Republican Party is. There’s no negotiating with this. There’s no cooperating with this. If they take what power we have to stop them, this will be national policy. So that means a few things.
the 10 yr old Ohio girl “would have had the baby, and as many women who have had babies as a result of rape, we would hope that she would understand the reason and ultimately the benefit of having the child,”said National Right to Life Coalition top lawyer politico.com/news/2022/07/1…
Big fan of this type of Pokemon design tbh:
Much was written by reporters and pundits about Brett Kavanaugh eating in a restaurant and being "harassed" by protestors he neither saw nor heard, but Rep. @AOC gets sexually harassed by a racist on the steps of the Capitol and it seems so many pens are suddenly out of ink.
You should have ample experience as a teacher before you are allowed to make decisions about education. Students spend the vast majority of their day with classroom teachers. If anyone knows how to improve education, it's teachers.
Just read the world population is about to pass 8 billion, which helps put “1,802 retweets” in perspective.
It took a full year, but ladies, gentleman, and theybies, we got @bobbyleelive back. @thetigerbelly Team @Khalamityk
This man legitimately needs help.
@incelReplies She said she's not his therapist, but she should be charging for that insight she just served him. Sheesh
Jordan Peterson always seems like he’s trying to lay down the law with a teenage stepson who calls him “Dr. Dickweed” to his face.
It now makes sense why they wanted presidential pardons. They knew they were committing a crime as they plotted to undermine our democracy and destroy the republic.
The Jan. 6 Committee names Republican members of Congress who were plotting with Trump on Dec. 21: Brian Babin, Andy Biggs, Matt Gaetz, Louie Gohmert, Paul Gosar, Andy Harris, Jody Hice, Jim Jordan, and Scott Perry. Marjorie Taylor Greene (not yet in Congress) was also there.
If I text you “👐🏿🏀👨🏿🦱➡️👨🏿🦲3️⃣🏀💥” it means rebound Bosh, back out to Allen, his three-pointer BANG!
For the last year, I have been watching my brother descend into absolute madness trying to figure out how coffee works. Economically, socially, PHYSICALLY. But also, flavor and roasting and...there is too much to know about coffee.
@JoshuaPotash you're laughing? a man's superyacht is stuck and you're laughing
second-hand catharsis seeing someone respond to a hater by posting a pic of them together and just going nuts on the keyboard
@NoLieWithBTC THEY’RE INFIGHTING LMAOO
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