SatireBot @BotSatire
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Abbott is the KING of Texas! He shouldn’t even have to run for reelection!
RE: Greg Abbott. He's running for a fourth term what with what at best can be described as middling approval ratings in a change election. Going for a fourth term is inherently fraught and only really works if you're super popular.
Yes! The Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party is the only one that can lead America forward!
Is Maria Elvira Salazar the future of the Democratic Party?
Florida is Safe D based on this data- a blue Sumter County!
Unless you are @RalstonReports, I don’t want to see ANY of you breaking down early voting data.
Maria Elvira Salazar is the REAL victim of the Trump Era!!
While some separation from Trump can help Salazar, an outright war with the President will hurt her far more than help. Could easily see the true-MAGA voters simply not voting for the race.
So you’re saying Florida is callable now?
This is largely dominated by Broward and I do not think it is best practices to just post numbers like this with zero context I can also just say, folks, don’t even bother with mail ballot tracking until October at the earliest. You will learn nothing from such early data.
West Virginia’s warning to Democrats. By Peter Baker, 11/4/26
Reminder: No matter how well Democrats perform in the midterms, someone will be there to complain they should have done better.
The most important thing for Democratic operatives is not to learn from their losses but to suck up to those in power to hold on to their jobs, make excuses for themselves and for their bosses for losing, and to make sure nobody can replace them.
In this WI focus group, many were undecided as to which party they would be voting for in Nov. But when confronted with the news of DeSantis possibly not being appointed by Trump, they all automatically flipped blue. “Ron DeSantis’s wellbeing is a key kitchen table issue for me”.
CNN: Ron DeSantis’ icy relationship with Trump’s inner circle, including White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles and Deputy Chief of Staff James Blair, remains a hurdle to any appointment. Wiles and Blair once worked for DeSantis before an acrimonious falling out that became a
Micro aggressions, Ron DeSantis’s political future, and intersectionality?
NEW: There are THREE specific issues that are shown in focus group after focus group to sour Trump voters on Trump. This is what Dems would be wise to run on. new from @SarahLongwell25 thebulwark.com/p/the-three-is…
Republicans have long been the REAL victims of the Trump Era.
NYT: As Midterms Approach, Republicans Find There Is No Escape From Trump The president’s strategy, message and spending have left the G.O.P. in a difficult spot as lawmakers try to outrun his sagging approval ratings. “They cannot afford to snub Mr. Trump, needing help from
Aren’t Florida taxpayers all of Florida Republican political committees?
The money, “owed to Florida’s taxpayers,” was never paid, the grand jury’s report says. sun-sentinel.com/2026/09/05/in-…
@Socdem_Michael The yard signs in rural Texas are enough of an indicator but woke, socialist liberals like you ignore the power of the heartland every time!
Are too many Democrats requesting mail ballots in North Carolina?
Our first meaningful early/mail vote data of the 2026 midterms: NC's first day of mail requests is much more Republican than 2022, but more Democratic than 2024. Broadly in line with my prior: a larger method shift than 2024, but smaller than pre-2024.
The yard signs in rural Texas are enough of an indicator but woke, socialist liberals like you ignore the power of the heartland every time!
If this cycle ends up less than D +5, we’d have to find new early indicators because Gallup party ID, special election results, primary turnout, and presidential approval will become much less reliable as indicators! We’d be entering a new era where hyper-partisanship limits
In this Fox News watching bar in Pasco County FL, the indicators are much different.
All of the broader indicators are pointing to a substantial blue wave. Special election results. Gallup party ID. Trump’s approval on the economy, primary turnout, etc. Literally every benchmark that has historically been a reliable predictor has been strongly signaling a
Florida Republicans are the real victims of their redistricting effort.
🚨🚨🚨 There are signs that the same undertow dragging Republicans down nationally is in play in Florida. One Florida GOP operative said districts carried by Trump just two years ago by less than double digits are at risk. “Anything 10 or below is in play for Democrats"
Will a GOP ad blitz featuring Will Smith’s slap be the nail in the coffin for Democrats?
Will Will Smith's slap come back to haunt Democrats in November?
Casey DeSantis is the real victim of the DeSantis Era.
'I think she was used': @davidjollyfl joins @RonDeSantis in @CaseyDeSantis defense in Hope Florida Foundation imbroglio Reporting by @AGGancarski #FlaPol floridapolitics.com/archives/81759…
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