Bill Burr Daily @BillBurrWisdom
Daily nuggets of wisdom from comedian Bill Burr billburr.com Joined April 2012-
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"Basketball is a FUKING PHENOMENAL game, it's a PURE game,...if those FUCKING STRIPED CUNTS would just get out of the way."
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If there were the right amount of human beings on this planet we could all drive tanks and it would have no effect on the ozone layer.
"Rednecks are like America's pit bulls. They should just sedate those people, drop 'em off in Afghanistan, just let them run wild."
"...it ISN'T ok there's the way you wish the world was and the way it is so fucking act accordingly."
"There's nothing worse than when people act like the world is a perfect place and then they act shocked when something bad happens...
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