Big Matt @BigMattyNsty
Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack @big-matt.bsky.social The greater DC area Joined July 2012-
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The kids are gonna be alright y’all…😉🤣
When hundreds of people are chanting at you to "Eat those balls, eat those balls!", that's something special. dc101.iheart.com/featured/mike-…
@DrSandman11 You need to do more breast reconstruction or wound care. Spy angiography baby. The spy don’t lie.
“Resigned” is a weird way to describe getting fired for being a bigot who made everyone uncomfortable while simultaneously being incompetent at the basics of the job
“Resigned” is a weird way to describe getting fired for being a bigot who made everyone uncomfortable while simultaneously being incompetent at the basics of the job https://t.co/G8XAyqlzez
@JDVance1 Can you stop being such a monument dumbass for five minutes? Jesus Christ, dude. Get off Twitter and go be a fucking Senator.
@DoctorZywiec Not showing up to work and making people uncomfortable because you’re a racist wasn’t “fighting against COVID mandates” it was just incompetence and racism. Sounds like you still haven’t learned anything
@DoctorZywiec You spelled “got fired” wrong!!
Name a movie where the best moment is the final scene?
Name a movie where the best moment is the final scene? https://t.co/tPrhFgg6Ob
who plays your parents in your biopic?
who plays your parents in your biopic? https://t.co/eumlKM1GEF
Biden: Look, being here is a reminder that folks think what is going on in congress is political theater. That is not true. If congress were theater, they have thrown out Lauren Boebert a long time ago
Telling your normal friends about some beer you’re excited about
Kristi Noem: "you can't even shoot puppies in the face anymore, because of Woke"
What a whiney little shit, lol.
@BigMattyNsty Yup. I've moved over to both threads (meh) and bluesky (better but still needs improvement). I've posted here maybe 10 times this year. Pre musk I would probably post several times a day. Between porn bots, tesla cucks and just open racism, this place is a fucking shitshow
"Here I am watching that Instagram gimmick and I'm thinking 'God Dam is that cat shootin' right now?!' He's a hell of a worker! He's got a hell of a gimmick and he had real heat brother! It left me wonderin' if he was goin' off script?!"
"Here I am watching that Instagram gimmick and I'm thinking 'God Dam is that cat shootin' right now?!' He's a hell of a worker! He's got a hell of a gimmick and he had real heat brother! It left me wonderin' if he was goin' off script?!" https://t.co/Gk86w9gZ1O
As lunches go, this is pretty great. Liquid Assets in Ocean city @WhistlePigRye #whisky #oceancity
If someone wrote a novel about a president on trial for paying off a porn star and the first witness was named "Pecker," you'd hand that back for a rewrite.
I haven't been paying that much attention so is Cassandra By-God Nova the Big Bad in this? I was already gonna see it...
I haven't been paying that much attention so is Cassandra By-God Nova the Big Bad in this? I was already gonna see it...
Nick @RadioFreeNoVA
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You're hurt, you're old, and you get bullied by children
I trusted @TripleH when he brought me back in 2017. And I trust him now to lead the evolution of our industry Here’s to the future 🤝
@marcorubio He called you the most ridiculous names and smeared you repeatedly and look at you now begging for his attention and approval. What kind of a person just flushes their honor and self worth so easily. What a pathetic failure you've become.
crap, i omitted the best part of our exchange
Some of the best moments in a child's life.
@markstormweathr @SamSacks You guys really want things to be one certain way- like a 'woke controls everything'- in the 80s they were complaining about PC culture smothering them-- in the 60s was their bellyaching about interracial kissing on TV? I feel like conservatives just got whinier.
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@ashleyanne_p a bankruptcy court is about to turn you into a modern day indentured servant LMFAOOO
It was an honor to give President Trump my latest artwork of our beautiful first lady Melania, and I hope it brings him as much joy on his bedroom walls as it did ours!
You left Chicago because it’s garbage but you come back every summer for the nice months? Sounds like you’re just a little bitch who’s afraid of the weather. And somehow Chicago is doing just fine without you.
@BitchestheCat @DanProft You’re a fucking moron. He left Chicago like I did because it’s garbage. We come back for the nice months in the summer. Enjoy not being able to tax the wealthy that leave also Citadel won’t be the last company these next few years to relocate
3 law officers killed and 5 wounded in Charlotte while trying to serve a warrant. Ain’t guns wonderful.
I don’t want your guns, man. Anybody’s guns. But look—something has to be done. The number of dead is reaching massacre proportions. Let’s think about this and come up with a solution. Even half-assed would be better than no-assed.
Translation: I don’t like seeing gay people.
@ryancrist86 @Jeremy_Danner I’m not on FB nor am I going to bash anyone or anything yet I don’t say yippee or care to see Pride overtly celebrated to a nauseous extent. Be gay, just don’t shove it on everyone
@Anthonyisback33 @BigTwitty12 Explain the argument, whats the censorship that's so horrid u need to be up and arms about and explain how it affects you this much.
@Anthonyisback33 The developers can change their game however they feel. It's their game. Get over yourself.
@Anthonyisback33 damn i've triggered the gooner rights activists
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