Beanz @Beanie_weani
just a dumb puppy || 22 or smth || like 98% girl || I just post the silly little things going on in my life :3 ur moms house Joined September 2023-
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LETS GO TEEMO
LETS GO TEEMO
I have no idea what his mother said after this but he then yelled “but mom, it’s Jesus”
I have no idea what his mother said after this but he then yelled “but mom, it’s Jesus”
The little French boy yelling “this is fire” after putting on a pair of boots has me cackling
WHY DO OLD PPL ALWAYS GRAB YOUR ENTIRE HAND WHEN TAKING A RECEIPT????
I love when the printer breaks and ink explodes all over my hand
I genuinely can’t believe how sensitive my skin is sometimes. I have an impression of all my rings on my leg right now just from my hand resting on my leg??? Like, the only weight behind it was the weight of my hand, it’s not like I was pushing down to make an impression
sometimes when I get on the internet I’m baffled by the things I find
I HAVE TO HAVE THE CINNAMON ROLL PLATFORMS
I wanna dye my hair so bad, but I swim a lot in a chlorinated pool, so I know it’ll fuck up my hair :/
Fingering is old dude ‚ put ur whole body inside her n tell her to give birth to u
sobbing, I’m rlly dumb and couldn’t figure out where the oil in my car went and some random old man did it for me
I genuinely don’t understand job requirements sometimes. In order to work in a daycare I need a license, but to get a license I need professional daycare experience
Once @wifeofdiablo reaches 300 and does a face reveal, it’s game over for my account. The second I’m allowed to post his face on the internet, I will suddenly be a fan account. Y’all’s feed will be nothing but that beautiful man’s face
Albina 🤪 @Albina__M55
4 Followers 483 Following Саptivаting vixеn crаving a night оf unforgеttable pаssiоn
Nephrops 🦞 @TheGodOfThePod
832 Followers 751 Following League Player - Gwen Main. Seven Hundred and - 24 Years Old. Duck Champion - @Xerxy_ Creator of Cards - Prawnstar. Banner by - https://t.co/fJmzVEnrvP
Mirna @mirna_mitchell_
157 Followers 3K Following
BATZ @BATZNOT
1 Followers 69 Following digital art (im still learning) / 🏳️⚧️ trans woman / lego enthusiast / drainer / #girlypop
Brittani Grieff @GriBritt
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star° @tatek_wahyuni
65 Followers 2K Following Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.💕🎀
kota / kody @psychwardrat
2K Followers 1K Following • tw vent acc • 26 • genderfluid aroace lesbian • poly + platonically partnered x1 • 18+
Desivni 🇷🇸 @desivni
125 Followers 188 Following RP & Account Shop Owner // SMM Agent // Alcohol Enjoyer // Akshan Qiyana Enthusiast // Certified Debunker in all categories (pronounced deceive-ni)
Tawna Mcdugle @McdugTa
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Ivie Heizer @IviHeize
61 Followers 5K Following
Amy Lee @AmyLee295150130
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SoiFon 🏳️⚧�.. @Soi_Nami
278 Followers 257 Following Hannah 🏳️⚧️✨ Lesbian I 💙 pee I 💜 gocks I 💛 getting pegged I 💚 my wife :3 🏳️⚧️✨ 🐈 https://t.co/CDtDs7OweG 🐈⬛ Banner made by @renatairl
Ranged Top Enthusiast @RangedTopFan
105 Followers 248 Following RANGED TOP ENTHUSIAST COMMUNIST WEIRDO AND FORTNITE PLAYER
Mia @saneindiangirl
3K Followers 2K Following S/o to my amazing friends @cocolillys @moonie_tt @faeenatical @okaynp @naivori @idawidaeuw
bay @bayleaffy
109 Followers 382 Following 22 | she/they | casual support player | irl vampire | #LGRW | sorry not sorry for hockey tweets
Robert @Kapban2
601 Followers 616 Following league player | low elo | random | cat | rell merchant | he/him
Pandough @wifeofdiablo
261 Followers 397 Following am tiny goblin (5’2) pandough on league (na) have oats for brains :3 Discord: ._.bingus._.
Tsuki @TsukiWooki
2K Followers 1K Following • Valorant & League enjoyer 🎮 • Rahhkan mid advocate • 20 • 🇲🇳🇳🇬 • @bunieblue ♥ • 5% off https://t.co/x73DkDVHyE Code: Tsuki • banner by @herlillia
PotatoFrog @Potato_Frog25
62 Followers 163 Following A 23 year old who Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Murder Mystery @NephropsMM
101 Followers 3 Following Official Account for updates on Nephrops' Murder Mystery events! Organised by: @TheGodOfThePod @karakazzz @irl_akali @moskitomojito
Finn 🪽 CEO of Wing @winglover69
792 Followers 1K Following Most sane Wing fan | He/Him | If you wanna be moots lmk | HxHtwt | SHTWT DNI | 16 yr old 🪁🪽 Priv: @finnwingiscanon
Nephrops 🦞 @TheGodOfThePod
832 Followers 751 Following League Player - Gwen Main. Seven Hundred and - 24 Years Old. Duck Champion - @Xerxy_ Creator of Cards - Prawnstar. Banner by - https://t.co/fJmzVEnrvP
blossom 🇵🇸 @sokasugar
1K Followers 478 Following hxh, hisoka, illumi ｡･:*:･ﾟ★ i write about hisoillu ☆ brownsugarmilktea on ao3 || mw @sulkworms 🍉 FREE PALESTINE
deepy💤 @DeepyVA
4K Followers 74 Following 𝟷𝟾+ | main: @deepchoiceva | 🎧https://t.co/oFEqFkCUBl | pfp @sagedahuman
PierceTheSkies @PierceTheSkies_
1K Followers 284 Following Tall Pretty boy who makes dark shitty rap. Avi: @lukabooga
BPD Memes Unhinged @thatgrlsanalien
6K Followers 160 Following 👽 Alien girl 👽 Meme Goddess Supreme • BPD baddie • feral & unhinged • mentally ill rot girl • I’m not psychotic ur psychotic • unstable content creator
𝕮𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖚�.. @yourcorruptbf
54K Followers 4K Following he/him 🦇 | other accs: @grimboyfriend @CorruptVT @yourgothdaddy @CorruptClips @CorruptPlaylist 🗡️ | IG: @yourcorruptbf ⛓️ | Turn on notifications 🖤🥀
🖤🗡️🕸️ @grimboyfriend
20K Followers 2K Following he/him | Main: @yourcorruptbf 🦇 | other accs: @CorruptVT @CorruptClips @CorruptPlaylist @CorruptAudios @yourgothdaddy ⛓️ | Turn on notifications 🖤🔪
star° @tatek_wahyuni
65 Followers 2K Following Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.💕🎀
Amy Lee @AmyLee295150130
1 Followers 17 Following
Desivni 🇷🇸 @desivni
125 Followers 188 Following RP & Account Shop Owner // SMM Agent // Alcohol Enjoyer // Akshan Qiyana Enthusiast // Certified Debunker in all categories (pronounced deceive-ni)
Ivie Heizer @IviHeize
61 Followers 5K Following
Fascinating @fasc1nate
3.3M Followers 2K Following Posting interesting science, gadgets, history, art, and more. Subscribe for in-depth posts. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
SoiFon 🏳️⚧�.. @Soi_Nami
278 Followers 257 Following Hannah 🏳️⚧️✨ Lesbian I 💙 pee I 💜 gocks I 💛 getting pegged I 💚 my wife :3 🏳️⚧️✨ 🐈 https://t.co/CDtDs7OweG 🐈⬛ Banner made by @renatairl
kota / kody @psychwardrat
2K Followers 1K Following • tw vent acc • 26 • genderfluid aroace lesbian • poly + platonically partnered x1 • 18+
milliemeows @milliemeows_
2K Followers 559 Following 20~ cosplayer, femcel princess ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ i repost pretty ppl /ᐠ - ˕ -マ Ⳋ will meow at you
⋆｡♡‧Kazu♡ @KazUwU__
4K Followers 690 Following Do not take me seriously➡️@Herlillia. ° ｡💗@bonevoid @Soulfightergwen @Z3r0Faith_ @noodll65 @hopulbee @kirasdawn Banner by @koiikyuu Priv: @Kazuwumi_
Dillon (Ham Sandwich).. @DillonHeinz
10K Followers 784 Following brick by brick we are a brick | choke slam inventor | Chairman of Montana | Croatian oil mogul | Alabama's Finest© | Nugget McBucket | Ham Sandwich | #LOOPSHYT
BATZ @BATZNOT
1 Followers 69 Following digital art (im still learning) / 🏳️⚧️ trans woman / lego enthusiast / drainer / #girlypop
Mia @saneindiangirl
3K Followers 2K Following S/o to my amazing friends @cocolillys @moonie_tt @faeenatical @okaynp @naivori @idawidaeuw
Official Bluey TV @OfficialBlueyTV
144K Followers 65 Following Welcome to the Bluey official Twitter account! 💙Follow for updates including episodes, events & merchandise. This is a commercial channel from BBC Studios
bonevoid @bonevoid
8K Followers 2K Following 20 Legit 1v9 turbo challenger smurf top tier rank one never lost a smite most insane player in the whole game HUGE RP discount at: https://t.co/QvkJQ9sxRj
🎠 jimmy 🎠 @p0nyplanet
94K Followers 2K Following 🎠 taiwanese MLP/ furry artist + occasional horror/gore · DNI if proship · no repost
Why you should have a.. @ShouldHaveCat
3.9M Followers 258 Following The perfect account to show to your parents when you want a cat 😺❤
bay @bayleaffy
109 Followers 382 Following 22 | she/they | casual support player | irl vampire | #LGRW | sorry not sorry for hockey tweets
Nyssa @elderwoodsprite
1K Followers 254 Following 21 | OCE | CollatOCE fav pro player | Certified boy-sniffing cat | Priv: @elderwoodrat | DISC SERVER LINKED
Robert @Kapban2
601 Followers 616 Following league player | low elo | random | cat | rell merchant | he/him
✨️💜Saphy 💜�.. @saphypone
2K Followers 714 Following ✨Saphy 28 ~ 🇵🇭Fil-Am~ She/They , Bi ~🌙Pony/Furry Artist & V-Tuber 🎠HC & SQ Design Staff 🌸 💖 @Lunar_Guardian_💖
⭐️💧 ~Nips~🐉.. @hyskoas
385 Followers 727 Following Just a malleus draconia and hisoka simp... dream 夢 || 24 || she/her || NSFW sometimes!! || 😭⭐️💧 Honestly call me Nips (or Nyooms)!! LOOKS DIRECTLY AT MAUVE
My Hero Academia @MHAOfficial
1.6M Followers 33 Following The official English #MyHeroAcademia Twitter account managed by @Crunchyroll.
Pandough @wifeofdiablo
261 Followers 397 Following am tiny goblin (5’2) pandough on league (na) have oats for brains :3 Discord: ._.bingus._.
PlayStation @PlayStation
36.4M Followers 774 Following Official Sony Interactive Entertainment account. Updates on PS5, PlayStation VR2, PlayStation Plus, PS4 and more. Support: @AskPlayStation
I got a window unit air conditioner for my sons room and it made you download an app?? Please can we stop using apps for everything, it’s too much, it’s just too many apps.
✨tummies in low rise jeans✨ So beautiful 🥺🥺🥴 🪡🧵 - - Fatsp0, midsp0
So this just happened: My doorbell rang. I opened the door to find one of the men (half my age) who delivered my furniture last week standing there saying, "I stopped to say hello & tell you how beautiful you are." Next time I buy furniture I'm requesting it be delivered by bears
Pro Tip: Don’t say disgusting shit about young girls if you don’t want someone like me to find out exactly how your friends and family are, where you live, where you work, etc. in all of five minutes. ❤️
The men over on threads are having some nice fantastical thoughts. 💀 If she used her feminine traits. If she used her feminine traits. If she… omg
results!! ❤️🖤❤️ the black bled into the pieces that were supposed to be underneath but whatever, i think it looks rad
@thechosenberg I feel sick from reading this. Dark triad behavior
it’s weird technically having a lot of followers while also being someone who just enjoys interacting with the 5% of people who interact with me. like numbers/followers are cool but i enjoy creating closer relationships more
But if they didn't, they would claim they are trying to make it look white. You can’t win.
I’m sure they knew or factored that in
twitter is so weird lmao i was getting consistent bangers and hundreds of followers at a rime/over 3k followers in around a month and now it’s almost completely dried up and my follower count is steadily declining
my guy best friend is trying to find a girlfriend and I don't want to lose my friend so I'm messaging any girl he meets the worst things ever about him so that a relationship never works out
>goes to Greece >there's Greeks >shocked >plays victim Many such cases.
An actual conversation with a patient this week: Patient: “What’s that in your ear?” Me: “That’s my earring, sir.” Patient: “Well you better take it out before someone thinks you’re a queer.” Me: “Well the thing is sir… I am a queer” Patient: 🤯 Me: 💅🏻
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