Bas-O-Matic @BasOMatic
Sometimes the good guys lose in the real world. And then the world just keeps happening. Joined November 2009-
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@johnehrett He knows his SIAT (Standardized Imperial Admissions Testing) scores and HS grades are in the right percentile that he'll be guaranteed admission
@Matt_Infield To get Shaq in the top 5, you have to rank him in front of three of Jordon, Lebron, Kareem, Wilt, Magic, Russell, and Bird and I don't see any way to do it. You could maybe stretch and put him as high as like 7. And that's also completely not accounting for Duncan or Kobe.
@KennySpenceNBA OKC fans are the actual worst.
@Orlando74180344 @CentristMadness He emerged from an oyster shell fully formed like Venus only he demurely covered himself with his beard which was much longer at the time. Greeting him on either side were beltway consultants, one of whom bore a buffalo plaid flannel shirt with which to cover his Nazi tattoo.
@Wilson__Valdez @ImNotOwned I think the consenus was that it wasn't ideal. There was also probably no real way to put a lid on it without bringing in the national guard and there was no appetite for that for obvious reasons and it so my sense was democrats just tried to avoid that conversation entirely.
@ThomasJCarcetti The same thing is happening in Memphis, and there’s a super liberal DA but also all the trump surge in federal and state boots on the ground. And state republicans still run the liberal soft on crime DA playbook and lavish praise on the surge and it’s all very stupid.
@DistractedAnna Boy do I feel this. I lost a good portion of my digestive tract. But I would sit in a giant waiting room of people going through a completely different experience from me once a year for 5 years and feel like the biggest phony.
Philip Marlowe has a rainy afternoon tryst with the girl from the bookshop and then leaves her with a so long pal. Just ice cold.
@pathfinder342 @agraybee They aren’t, Republic era clone troopers were, by the time of A New Hope, the storm troopers are just guys.
@ChiefTeef8 And Wade was the better player in 2006 by a lot and it was his team, but it's still kind of crazy to call Shaq part of the supporting cast like he was Udonis Haslem or Jason Williams or something. Shaq was a diminished version of himself by then. But he wasn't THAT diminished.
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@NoRadioLuv @ChiefTeef8 I don’t know how it’s possible to vastly overate a no doubt top 12, and probable top 10 all time player, but somehow Kobe Stans manage it.
@davidcrockett08 Swalwell and Biden were people that the Democratic establishment had leverage with that they don't have with Platner. And even so if Platner has a credible rape accusation come tomorrow, he will be out of the race by Friday.
@michaelshermer The whole thing, if you even know a little about cognitive biases, there are some very basic smell test questions something like this should invite which so few people asked.
@TNOQuoProQuid I don't think there was ever a boat for this.
@FBrownbread @DrewSav A lot of it is well paid powerful industry attorneys have scared the shit out of everyone and pretended someone uploading a YouTube cover is different on some level than doing a cover in a bar And YouTube has been willing to roll over.
@bdquinn @darkacademician That’s far too kind to Piker, and Chomsky sucks.
@PokerPolitics @SJWheeljack I always thought Trump was going to win
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Drew Savicki @DrewSav
52K Followers 7K Following Politics, elections, stuff. Bad speller. KISS fan, all around pop culture guy. Be prepared for bad food takes #ActuallyAutistic
Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6
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Pet Sounds Is A Great... @Sisyphus_smokes
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