Dern @AlphaDern

The only thing I know about the dark is you can't see in it. Joined February 2011

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Dern @AlphaDern

3 years ago

I’m confused with @NBCSports graphic where it has people over par in red. I’m pretty sure you can afford more than one color. @usopengolf

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Lionel Hutz, Esq. Cat Lawyer @lionelhutz2015

4 years ago

@elonmusk Sir, I have obtained several mice and birds for my clients. DM me for more info

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Andy McCarthy @AndrewCMcCarthy

6 years ago

'We had a landslide election that was stolen from us' -- that'll calm things down.

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Dern @AlphaDern

6 years ago

@BidenInsultBot Tell me something good.

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Dern @AlphaDern

6 years ago

@lionelhutz2015 I can’t even figure out how to play offbrand risk.

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Dern @AlphaDern

6 years ago

@JoseCanseco @lionelhutz2015

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Dern @AlphaDern

6 years ago

When do @Redsox ticket prices start dropping? Maybe they can do like they did a few years ago and make beers cheaper (but actually just make them smaller)?

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Dern @AlphaDern

7 years ago

Game 7 has delivered so far.

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Adam Kaufman @AdamMKaufman

7 years ago

The Bill Belichick-Steve Burton exchange on Josh Gordon. Bill's in midseason form. #Patriots

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Dern @AlphaDern

7 years ago

@NESN @RocklandTrust Pena on @asben16 contact on his homerun: “blaahgaaadaah!!!” Pretty accurate on how hard it was hit.

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Dern @AlphaDern

7 years ago

@lionelhutz2015 He’s still very upset about the netting.

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Dern @AlphaDern

7 years ago

@lionelhutz2015 Why not?

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Dern @AlphaDern

7 years ago

Awesome 3-run blast today, @TRenda28. Thanks for stopping by for a signature and a picture. @RedSox @FenwaySouth

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Dern @AlphaDern

7 years ago

Thanks for taking the time, Michael. @MichaelChavis11. @RedSox You made his day.

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Dern @AlphaDern

7 years ago

@cnnsport great headlines this morning.

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Hey little buddy @realDonaldTrump u need a bash brother for Chief if Staff. Got a secret reorg plan already. Also worried about you looking more like a Twinkie everyday. I will buff you up daily workouts. DM me. #yeswecanseco