Laura Albanese @AlbaneseLaura
Ink-stained wretch. Lover of underdogs. Sports @Newsday + IG @laurawritesstuff newsday.com/sports NY Joined October 2009-
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Adrian Houser's spot in the rotation is not currently in jeopardy, Mendoza said. The job is to fix him, he said.
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Mets strand the bases loaded and lose to the Cardinals, 7-4. They fall to .500.
Lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eye.
Pete Alonso with his 200th career HR. He joined Darryl Strawberry, David Wright and Mike Piazza as the only players to hit 200+ home runs as a Met. 6-4 Cards.
Heartbroken to report that Jeff McNeil has abandoned his "Welcome to NY" walk-up song in favor of his old one, Def Leppard "Rock of Ages".
Sonny Gray is pitching. We're just 47 more types of gray away from a poorly-written romance novel.
Sonny Gray is pitching. We're just 47 more types of gray away from a poorly-written romance novel.
I cannot believe* Fanatics deprived us of the Cardinals powder blues. (*yes I can)
I was able to request jalapeños on my Chiddy’s Cheesesteak. A revelation. $22 and 9/10
This might be a good time to mention that Tim was giving out to me about that "weird italian cheese" during batting practice today. Guys, he meant mozzarella
This might be a good time to mention that Tim was giving out to me about that "weird italian cheese" during batting practice today. Guys, he meant mozzarella
It appears Francisco Lindor has cropped his own City Connect hoodie, and as a millenial woman with access to a pair of kitchen scissors, I approve of the fashion choice.
They even made the Coca Cola corner purple
Smith's MRI showed mostly positive news and they don't expect him to be out longer than the two weeks
Smith's MRI showed mostly positive news and they don't expect him to be out longer than the two weeks
Starling Marte is on the bereavement list and Drew Smith is going on the IL with shoulder inflammation
Just saw a video of a TSA dog retiring where they removed the "do not pet" badge from his vest and I fear I will never emotionally recover
Newspaper nerds (and journalism nerds in general): Not Dead Yet on Hulu is delightful and hits its stride in the second season.
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#Mets' J.D. Martinez contributes in debut, but club still falls to Cardinals | @AlbaneseLaura buff.ly/49PvO1u
This is the only acceptable interpretation of "boys will be boys"
This is the only acceptable interpretation of "boys will be boys"
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Congrats to JD Martinez for passing Jed Lowrie on the Mets all-time hits list
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Mike Puma @NYPost_Mets
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Tim Healey @timbhealey
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61K Followers 997 Following Astros beat writer at The Athletic | [email protected]@AlbaneseLaura Mrs. Subway To Shea is also heartbroken by this.
Doc Rivers on Damian Lillard: “I think it's his Achilles again... In the overtime, he literally said, 'I'll be the decoy. I just can't go as far as explosion.'” (via @eric_nehm)
@AlbaneseLaura I should clarify that I never worked at CitiField. I did 12 years at Yankee Stadium. And I wouldn’t spend that much ridiculous amount there either. 😂
@AlbaneseLaura Also let's keep in mind that freeing the chicken from said skewer is a humiliating process that can't be done without breaking all available plastic utensils while still leaving half of it fused to the wooden spike.
@AlbaneseLaura @agrillo_96 cause it's cool as fuck
what breaking news will make me have to leave the movies this time
If you're wondering why the MLB dot com play-by-play data for this game is frozen, it's because Alec Bohm just broke the dude's computer with a foul ball
Join me for sports coming up on @fox5ny!
I’m proud to have a vast array of interests outside of sports that range from food to music to social issues to marine life conspiracy theories. But seriously why is she STILL pregnant?! Have we considered that maybe Charlotte just got kinda chunky and now she’s embarrassed??
If you wanna know what the baseball writer group chat is like, I'd like you to know that @AbbeyMastracco just delivered the breaking news that Charlotte, the sting ray who immaculately conceived with no male sting rays around, is still pregnant. tiktok.com/t/ZPRwByem4/
Finally I can send Yankee Stadium food to my enemies
Doctor: your body has run out of magnesium Me: 0mg
Charles echoing every beat writer for the ages! 😂😂
"Are we just gonna stay on TV until LeBron comes out the shower? Because you know, we got stuff do to. It's 1:19. Are we just gonna sit here until LeBron... Lebron. GET YOUR ASS OUT THE SHOWER."
jokic’s reaction to hearing a fellow countryman speak is such a dope immigrant thing 🥹
Pastor opening his sermon after finding out his wife cheated on him:
Is it ever OK to gather fruit from someone else's tree? latimes.com/lifestyle/stor…
Shout out anyone who’s slipped on these awful tile floors because someone didn’t clean something up
me: here are two suits from the NFL draft. Let's talk about which works bett— *giant football player stuffs me into a locker*
@AlbaneseLaura Apparently the Falcons are going with a 2 QB formation
The fam threw me a little book release party today. Check out the cake! @howiekarpin #sportsphone
@AlbaneseLaura Girl you realize that NOW? Giiiiirl
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