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Went to a Taiwanese joint in sunnybank and it was very good. Highlights were deep fried tofu abs oyster mushrooms. Sunnybank is so damn good. Jealous of anyone that lives there.
narrator: the earthquake referred to here happened more than 13 hours ago
Ken Bone coming out of retirement to be based 8 years later was not on my 2024 bingo card
Ken Bone coming out of retirement to be based 8 years later was not on my 2024 bingo card https://t.co/j70xVs1qBB
imagine if he was doing this as mayor
social life after college is just texting people to “get coffee” a few times a month & then spending $600 to attend someone’s wedding
In which David Seymour gets his opinion about media trust into an Anzac Day speech at Auckland Grammar. It's much more of a politicisation of Anzac Day that dying a fountain red.
In which David Seymour gets his opinion about media trust into an Anzac Day speech at Auckland Grammar. It's much more of a politicisation of Anzac Day that dying a fountain red.
wait until they hear about new zealand
spongebob music plays as auckland attempts to run a 4-station train service without track problems
guy at the Tortured Poets Department who keeps on calling it the Ministry of Poet Torture even though the reorganisation was nine years ago during the Coalition.
bring back the britomart fountain
alternate headline: foreign minister wu secures conversation with much-loved and respected kiwi journalist and author sam sachdeva
if a tv show or news website says yes they want to publish your grievance story it means they think everyone is going to hate you. they are about to feed you to the wolves with the most annoying headline you've ever seen and they are going to go back for multiple follow ups
Brioche is great, but not for a burger. Burgers need a cohesive bun that can stand up to juices, dressings, a solid interior (like meat) and grabby hands on the outside. Brioche is structurally incoherent after about 50 seconds of eating. Potato bread or GTFO.
Brioche is great, but not for a burger. Burgers need a cohesive bun that can stand up to juices, dressings, a solid interior (like meat) and grabby hands on the outside. Brioche is structurally incoherent after about 50 seconds of eating. Potato bread or GTFO.
The council should dig up the road on access points to Reading cinema at, say 10PM. Then a mysterious fire breaks out in Reading cinema and, woah, the fire service can't get to it because of all the roadworks. Problem solved. Reading will stop fucking around.
The council should dig up the road on access points to Reading cinema at, say 10PM. Then a mysterious fire breaks out in Reading cinema and, woah, the fire service can't get to it because of all the roadworks. Problem solved. Reading will stop fucking around.
hangovers are so embarrassing. oweee i’m so sick from poisoning myself for fun
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Two views of the same street. In one the pavement is in good condition, turn 180° and it's all cracked and broken. What could be the reason?
If I won lotto, I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs
This seems like a common thing. Somebody pointed out on here, the early seasons of the Simpsons were written by eclectic nerds who had marinated in all sorts of weird old media. The newer seasons are written by people who grew up watching the Simpsons.
i think what destroyed the “mockumentary” style was that they started getting made by people who didn’t watch documentaries
There is just no way someone who has been quite happy to be part of that government for 14 years should feel comfortable in the Labour Party
“I find it increasingly difficult to look my NHS colleagues in the eye” Former Conservative minister and MP Dr Dan Poulter has quit his party to join Labour. He tells #BBCLauraK he believes that Keir Starmer can be trusted to run public services bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…
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@bendreyfuss honestly there's a Eurotrip style comedy in this where three guys have to pretend to be Jewish to go on the trip. it would be in terrible taste and also very funny.
6 x 3-storey town houses in Mt Eden. Just a 5-10 minute walk from frequent buses, supermarkets, and most daily needs
Meola Road ready for (partial) reopening tomorrow. It looks like a proper modern road, something it really was not before.
Station still loading… but about half of the platform faces are now in place and properties adjacent are being cleared for the massive park n ride
NASA TRAIN 🚂
NASA S2 #2 (ex-U.S. Army #7111) is seen here at the Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral, Florida. american-rails.com/4512.html
BREAKING: new govt appoints trusted former minister to replace former govt's trusted former minister as crown agency board chair
Exclusive: The Albanese government is contemplating the possibility Facebook will pull its entire platform from Australia — with huge implications for business and all kinds of transactions, reports @SquigglyRick. #auspol satpa.pe/1aMX9IS
Didn't we stop Kony in 2012 so what are the Russians playing at
Russian mercenaries are in "hot pursuit" of the notorious warlord Joseph Kony, after a bloody near-capture in a remote corner of the Central African Republic earlier this month, sources tell Rolling Stone. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…
The year is 2017, you just paid $9.99 for a month of unlimited movies. You watch the LEGO Batman Movie 3 days in a row. You have no idea how any of this is sustainable, but you don’t question it. Life is good.
Zoomers are the first generation that rebels by being even lamer than their parents