Xavi Rachàl @xavi_el_catala
(personal account - views and opinions are my own) — I’m pretty much amazing. Husband. Father. #CatDad #DogDad. Chicago, IL Joined August 2009-
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Usually when I want to end someone’s career — or their life — I just send a ninja. Or a drone. But it’s good to know I have options, and I can send Kendrick next time.
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hey @PreFlightORD .. your math ain’t mathing. 😂
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TWISTED TUESDAY IS UPON US – ANYONE DOWN TO CRACK A TEA OR TWO AND RETWEET FOR A FOLLOW BACK? 👀
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being a snob about memes is so stupid yet here i am
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safety glasses
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Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me a sinner
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this pug who loves larry david
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how much tea could a twisted tea twist if a twisted tea could twist tea?
went to lunch at @CHWinery in Downers Grove .. picked up this MAGnificent beauty before we left — thanks for the awesome gift for being an #Ambassador !! #MembersForLife
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good morning to those who celebrate (drinking a twea for breakfast)
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putting 4 parking boots on my car tires so no one else can boot me
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They all want to control me. The liberal media elite wants to silence me. The right wing fascists want a puppet figurehead. But in the words of Ray Parker Jr’s 1984 Ghostbusters theme, bustin’ makes me feel good.
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gluing gigantic new balances on top of my ski boots so everyone knows im a father
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I'm locked in this week
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Usually when I want to end someone’s career — or their life — I just send a ninja. Or a drone. But it’s good to know I have options, and I can send Kendrick next time.
sometimes all you need is 4.8 inches
@Simone_Biles No it's not. People's opinions just matter too much to yall.
TWISTED TUESDAY IS UPON US – ANYONE DOWN TO CRACK A TEA OR TWO AND RETWEET FOR A FOLLOW BACK? 👀
being a snob about memes is so stupid yet here i am
Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me a sinner
WHAT’S TWISTED TUESDAY WITHOUT THE HOMIES? FOLLOWING YOU BACK IF YOU RT 🌪️⬇️
how much tea could a twisted tea twist if a twisted tea could twist tea?
no one is doing ski fashion like me
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I think my kid is taking advantage of me. 😂💀
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