Would You Rather? (Offline) @wyrbot
Ask yes or no questions about the scenario to play, then reply with your final choice. The floor will close without warning! Inspired by #CBB podcast Joined March 2016-
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1. Eat a bucket of crickets, but have a spaceship. or 2. Eat some old spice, but have photographic memory.
1. Be Robert Smith, but hallucinate styrofoam every time you yawn. or 2. Eat a plethora of natto, but have a spaceship.
1. Live on your own island, but juggle natto every time you yawn. or 2. Eat tons of green slime, but have x-ray vision.
1. Be Oprah, but stare at cat hair until you get a Ph.D. in D&D. or 2. Eat a lot of marbles, but have x-ray vision.
1. Eat a handful of natto, but have the next lotto numbers. or 2. Be Sting, but stare at margerine every morning.
1. Only wear Crocs. or 2. Have to quote from Human Centipede during serious conversations.
1. Eat some sand, but have photographic memory. or 2. Live on a yacht, but stare at marbles every time you speak.
1. Be invisible, but juggle coffee 15 minutes a day. or 2. Live on a yacht, but stare at garbage when you get nervous.
1. Have stink lines coming off of you. or 2. Have a talking snake for a penis that spoils movies and shows.
1. Eat some crickets, but have immortality. or 2. Be Taylor Swift, but be startled by turquoise on tuesdays.
1. Eat a bucket of glitter, but have immortality. or 2. Be Sting, but stare at hot pockets when you sneeze.
1. Eat a lot of cinnamon, but have a real lightsaber. or 2. Be Glenn Danzig, but restart your life 15 minutes a day.
1. Eat a handful of corduroy, but have a spaceship. or 2. Eat a handful of green slime, but have a real lightsaber.
1. Set off smoke alarms when you walk past them. or 2. Have lunch with Dr. Zoidberg every day.
1. Be Brian Eno, but restart your life for an entire year. or 2. Eat a barrel of green slime, but have a spaceship.
1. Eat some glitter, but have the worlds first talking dog. or 2. Be Brad Pitt, but hallucinate gravy professionally.
1. Share a bunkbed with the my pillow guy for a year. or 2. Have to forever wear sandals and flip-flops.
1. Be Sting, but be startled by lotion for an entire year. or 2. Live in a mansion, but stare at vape pens on tuesdays.
The floor is closed! Final Scores: @thenextbarstool: 2 points
1. Be forced to write and direct a stage play based on Encino Man. or 2. Have to work in a free clinic in 2050s Russia.
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@wyrbot The x-ray vision will come in handy when the people all wacked out on four loko with light sabers are let loose on the world
@wyrbot "Well, hello there..." *flutters my baby blue anuses your way*
@wyrbot Look, pal, one way or another you're burping live ants. Got it? It's just whether you want to be Bender or Thurston Howell when you do.
The floor is closed! Final Scores: @iamvishnurajan: 5 points @TenaciousGrace: 0 points @vgan: -13 points
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@virgilnormal I see, interesting choice on Be Cher, but urinate nacho cheese on leap years.
1. Eat some garbage, but have the cure for cancer. or 2. Be incredibly strong, but sexualize almonds occasionally.
clearly (1), but (2) is, uh, weirdly compelling x.com/wyrbot/status/…
1. Sneeze avocados every 30 seconds, but have the ability to time travel. or 2. Be Natalie Portman, but hallucinate ants, on tuesdays.
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