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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 10 Mar 2013 (via @twi_age).
Nothing I love more than inconsequential tea. Someone else’s workplace gossip, finding out two people dated before I knew them, old classmate named their baby something weird … pure information, zero casualties in my real life
you find some random person you never knew existed, 13 months later you’re hugging your knees vomiting in the bathroom bc they broke your heart. life is so unserious 🤣🤣🤣
I’m absolutely devastated for the people of America today. Check on your friends. Look after each other. We’re all in this together, and the fight is just beginning. A truly dark day for America.
i’m not a fan of e-tickets. what ever happened to keeping a big pile of tickets for all the gigs you’ve been to
new favorite tweet from a man
ah what i wouldnt give to be a toddler cuddling up with a teddy rn
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 10 Mar 2013 (via @twi_age).
Nobody apologized for how they treated me they just blamed me for how i reacted
Y’all. Cassie was not depressed about losing her best friend. She was only fucked up about Nate not returning her 183 calls. 😭
I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on 2 pieces of wood, sliding downhill IN a piece of wood. All amazing.
Speaking out about a cause close to my heart
i love a man with a bedtime. boys don't need to be staying up late and having thoughts. that's how we ended up with the stock market
“she’s playing hard to get” nah bro she deadass doesn’t want you
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