Otto Von Biz Markie @wittgenfine
Lost in the Funhouse wittgenfine337.substack.com Twitter dot com Joined November 2019-
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Scitzophrenic with an imaginary girlfriend. Call that a cute sensory hallucinations
I stared long into the foid and the bouncer stared back at me and politely asked me to leave. For he who stalks woman might take care lest he be turned in to the authorities
A group of matching foids leave the bar drunk and disappointed. The leader of the pack lets out a raspy drunken shriek alerting other femoids nearby about the state her territory before fading into the night on the prowel for new prey and in search of a ride to Taco Bell
Im kinda like the guy from flowers for Algernon except he took a dumb drug and he gave himself brain worms but also theirs aliens and explosions and a lot of gun fights also we recreate that scene from field of dreams for some reason. Idk I never read the book
Take on me the aristocrats karaoke song of choice
I never had a formal ceremony that told me I was a man one day I just got acid reflux for the first time while home alone and I ate a shit ton of tums. I knew from that day on my childhood was over
Every tweet is another nail in the coffin of metanarratives. There’s a reason it’s called post modernism
Chomsky in his death bed using the last bit of strength he has left to utter his final words before dying: “colorless green ideas sleep furiously”
Crazy to me that chicks on Amazon will use their real name to leave essay length review for some 150 page erotica. The goonette is a strange creature
Freud appeals to woman more than men because they know he always has coke on him
You can tell if someone is a scammer if they repeatedly say things like “people need to be having these types of conversations”
Saw the most Beautiful woman working at the post office. Day ruined I had shit to do now I have to spend the rest of my day constructing elaborate fantasies about our life together
Sunlight can’t melt wax wings. Wake up sheeple the fall of Icarus was an inside job.
garfieldbot @robertlasagna1
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Austin @dodrio44
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garfieldbot @robertlasagna1
22K Followers 848 Following "What would I have done? I would have a done a legitimate investigation to find out what exactly happened in 1099" check out https://t.co/lGIzp19Nsz if you want
Yeerk.P 🦆 @PYeerk
26K Followers 2K Following YOU WILL BE SEEING UNUSUAL ACCOMPLISHMENT Host of the BISTRO CALIFORNIUM podcast
☘️Irish-American .. @luso_brendan
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Dan Baltic @baltic_dan
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sam buntz @SamBuntz
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1K Followers 365 Following I say unto you: one must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star
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510 Followers 603 Following beauty as holy terror. Epigoni, King of Argos, youngest of the kings of Achaea. generalissimo of the British Slag Defense Force. Archduke of Racism.
They made a pot of u hoes…😳
People are only on RW Twitter for one reason: BWC.
Boys: “…. She’ll never love me I’m short i’m bald I don’t have money it’s OVER” Girls:
Some of us never stopped.
you don't hear much about people being snug as a bug in a rug anymore
My skirt is blue tweed if you can't tell
I feel that I am no longer able to do any work at work. I feel that I have become enlightened. I feel that I will become fired and poor soon.
Milady rave last night was a movie bro. 40 year old virgin
that is the sole purpose of these posts, most “based RW” accounts are bought out participants in a massive demoralization psyop. Very insidious stuff going on
What’s the point of this shit besides engagement and addicting men to depression
in ancient tibetan bitcoin monasteries the monks had to write out the blockchain by hand
@wittgenfine human mating bar version of which cup object under is matching foids leave for bathroom, slightly intoxicated sensitive young man must remember correctly which one he was misinterpreting signs of flirtatious interest
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