AH! @wahwashere
Comedy writer. Been published in McSweeney's, Slackjaw, Points in Case, and others. On the brink of a nap at all times. He/Him/His. wahwriter.com Joined March 2021-
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Aaaaand I think that's my cue. I will be deleting my Twitter account this Wednesday. I'm terrible at posting on IG but follow me there, I guess? instagram.com/wahwashere?igs…
Not at ALL what I was expecting from that name. The Self-Love Museum selflovemuseum.com
im sorry i can't talk rn, im a little boar wearing glasses and spinning my yarn
If you feel the need to flex about the length of your career within the first three sentences of your statement on a sexual harassment allegation, I'm going to go ahead and assume you did it: rollingstone.com/music/music-fe…
It’s Juneteenth AND reparations. It’s Juneteenth AND end police violence + the War on Drugs. It’s Juneteenth AND end housing + education apartheid. It’s Juneteenth AND teach the truth about white supremacy in our country. Black liberation must be prioritized.
I must remind you the Humble Bundle benefitting the Trevor Project is here: humblebundle.com/games/pixel-pr… If you would like an alligator-adjacent way to get a ton of games for just a bit and support the @TrevorProject, this is the TWEET 4 U!!!!!!
I know it's been out for a few months now, but I'm calling this the Song of the Summer. More people need to listen to this. youtu.be/RMkq9GMJ05I
I miss the production notes subtitles on these Doctor Who DVDs.
Fuck your fucking 2nd Amendment. Fuck your stupid guns. My kid is traumatized and too scared to be at school and, tbh, I don't fucking blame her. 🖕🏻
How do people look at this guy and not see a supervillain? kotaku.com/youtube-mr-bea…
I'm incredibly proud of how transparent our union is. In the @WGAWest's strike announcement, we included a list of our proposals, and the AMPTP's responses. Read it for yourself: it explains in black and white we're forced to go on strike.
We have heard your feedback about Creepy Flounder and have decided to give him human legs.
Have you seen the video for my song- BS Alliteration ? It’s a romp!! youtu.be/8FHFSxNaDtg via @YouTube
Just make Julia Louis-Dreyfus the next Marvel Big Bad. She's already in more stuff than Kang.
Filed the “Protect Kids Not Guns Act” today because action can’t wait. This comprehensive legislation will enact common sense gun policies already working in other states to reduce gun deaths and make it harder for everyday people to possess military-grade assault weapons.
Filed the “Protect Kids Not Guns Act” today because action can’t wait. This comprehensive legislation will enact common sense gun policies already working in other states to reduce gun deaths and make it harder for everyday people to possess military-grade assault weapons.
I would like to thank Big Bob Pataki for helping me with today's Wordle #ifyouknowyouknow
Frances @Sashee458530
8 Followers 2K Following I hope that I will be mature and stable and survive the desperate situation and live a better life.
Kingsley C. Ogbonna @Mr_Wordsmith1
813 Followers 2K Following Published Author| Ghostwriter| Editor| Proofreader
Ezekiel Thorp @Praxeus_stan
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Chris Eno McMahon @ChrisEnoMcMahon
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J. D. Nelson @madverse
142K Followers 152K Following Poet • Author: 𝙞𝙣 𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 (Post-Asemic Press) https://t.co/s9qbheAbR4 • poetry, micropoetry, Dada, Surrealism, haiku • Ⓥ • More: https://t.co/61ev4MkLt8 ❤️
David Calkins @itsdavidcalkins
635 Followers 979 Following I write jokes and sometimes people pay me. @mcsweeneys, @BlaffoMagazine, @thesecondcity
daclassybiatch @daclassybiatch
845 Followers 2K Following Find me on Threads. Words in @The_Belladonnas @pointsincase @slackjawhumor @FlexxMag & more.
Emily Laverdiere @notoriousemlav
433 Followers 791 Following Actor/Comedian/Silly Songstress/Skeeball Enthusiast
Jus Kap @jus_kap
579 Followers 894 Following Humor writer. EIC of @bahstonaccent. relatable words in @harddrivemag @mcsweeneys @realpunknews @slackjawhumor🏳️🌈 (he/him) opinions my own
Sam @FiresideDaycamp
136 Followers 455 Following Part Sinead O'Connor, part Sinbad, but with more hair. New album “Eileen” out on Spotify/ITunes/Amazon music now!
Mary Linda @MaryLin47066561
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Shirley02 @grantshirley244
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Channel Underground @chanunderground
470 Followers 2K Following The Ultimate Free TV Channel streaming Cult Classics and NEW Underground genre cinema. Now on ROKU! TV party every Fri & Sat | 9pm til Dawn!!!
K.E. Flann @kathyflann
4K Followers 3K Following Writer, 4 books, Words @washingtonpost @Slate @bostonglobe @mcsweeneys @WeeklyHumorist @The_Belladonnas @PointsinCase Rep'd by @millercallihan #binders HWA SFWA
The Unexpected Poetry.. @Nextdoor_Poetry
588 Followers 558 Following A daily poem comprised of headlines from Nextdoor, the #1 destination to offer neighbors a free vase of rocks. @PointsinCase @museumofamericana @LightPoetryMag
Michael Burg, MD - AK.. @BurgMichael
7K Followers 8K Following The "MD" and "um" in https://t.co/NCZqdREOhB | https://t.co/JVfKtJ24f4
Diana Valencia Ariza @DianaValenciaAr
886 Followers 3K Following Docente Sociología Esp. En Ciencias Filosóficas,Maestría U. De la Salle Costa Rica 🇨🇷 creadora empírica de joyas 🦁💍💎 Sólo Dios basta🙏Felizmente en 👩❤️🌈
Bobbie Armstrong @bobbien_
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Val Bodurtha @valbparker
673 Followers 1K Following Comic and writer, @McSweeneys @the_belladonnas and @AFIFest | (boh-der-thah) - Welsh for “you should change your name”
YeOldeTymeNews @YeOldeTymeNews
293 Followers 118 Following #Medieval fantasy #satire news. Long live The King! ⚔️ Substack ⬇️
Gracie Beaver-Kairis @beaverkairis
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Holly Theisen-Jones @hollytheisen
537 Followers 736 Following Author of The Green Dumb Guide to Houseplants (2023) from @chroniclebooks. Evergreen humor @mcsweeneys and @PointsinCase.
Keri Mikulski @KeriMikulski
2K Followers 2K Following Family first. Instructional Designer. Graphic Designer. Author. Gone surfing.🏄♀️
Anna @AnnaDoesntWant2
4K Followers 3K Following I say things ✨NYC mom✨writer @mcsweeneys @slackjawhumor @huffpost @the_belladonnas @scarymommy @littleoldlady__ @ummuddy @havencomedy @frazzledhumor
Bencasso Barnesquiat @Bencasso1
486 Followers 2K Following ART GALLERY AND WEB STORE 100% TAX WRITE OFF! DONATE HERE https://t.co/vTwEJWzcfF
Steven Koprince @KoprinceWriting
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The Hilltop Show @HilltopShow
1K Followers 2K Following Satire from undergrads and grads from around the world. 🎤 Based at Georgetown University. 🐶 Breitbart bashed us once
KerryWebsterReynolds @KWebbyRey
581 Followers 693 Following Teaches often. Reads & writes sometimes. Tweets rarely. Unicycles never. @PointsinCase @The_Belladonnas @SlackjawHumor @littleoldlady__
Many Nice Donkeys SUB.. @ManyNiceDonkeys
2K Followers 2K Following A litmag for nice donkeys only. Don’t be an ass. Co-EIC: @mfulms21, @nik__moore, @mosscollection, @jendaviswriter, & @writtenonwalz. Tweets by @mosscollection
Radio Free Mickey @mickeyhadick
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Chelsea Onik @chelseaonik
479 Followers 2K Following Strategist for The Onion and formerly ClickHole and formerly The Onion
Tall Glass of MILF @KhloeRains
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Jane Austen's Wasteba.. @JaneWastebasket
472 Followers 243 Following Official Twitter Account of Jane Austen's Wastebasket. A Humor publication on Medium whose editor panicked and picked a name out of a hat.
Jeff Bender @jeffbendernet
408 Followers 467 Following Writer @REALpunknews, @sportsriot, @fencebooks, @mcsweeneys, @slackjawhumor, @pointsincase, @electriclit, @iowareview, @guernica. van certified
Toni Bellon @grandrusset
228 Followers 784 Following Academic switching from boring APA report writing to snarky fiction. Attempting to learn Chicago style... should this be an ellipse or dash? Life/death moment.
Casey Peta @CaseyJoPeta
75 Followers 526 Following Writer & editor. Kinda funny (at least to me) words in @PointsinCase, @SlackjawHumor, @The_Belladonnas, and @GreenerPastSat. She/her.
Rochelle E. Fisher @RochelleElana
878 Followers 716 Following I write funny about scary things. My humor and satire can be found in @mcsweenys @SlackjawHumor @The_Belladonnas @weeklyhumorist & more.
Mike @EatPrayMike
671 Followers 2K Following Humor, writing, #Braves, #Panthers, #Hurricanes, napping. Not really sure what I’m supposed to be doing here.
LisallyBlonde @LisallyBlonde
279 Followers 233 Following Scottish-American humorist, wrangler of small people. Gives herself such very good advice but very seldom follows it. Words in all the usual suspects. 🏳️🌈
Paul (Parody Account) @MayorBridgeport
237 Followers 878 Following Comedian, Writer, Satirist, Father, Husband. Bylines @SlackjawHumor @thisisrobotbutt @havencomedy @littleoldlady__ @dailydrunkmag @greenerpastsat
Stefania (like Lasagn.. @StefaniaTweets
2K Followers 3K Following She/Her. Writer. Staff Reader @Cagibilit 😊 Sketches @thepitnyc 🇮🇹-🇺🇸 fighting White Supremacy in WEBSITE • https://t.co/QJHuKrdVUG
Justin Avery Smith @JustAVerySmith
2K Followers 5K Following “A professional comedian” - MIT. Writer & Performer. Seen in @mcsweeneys @TheOnion @TMZLive #PreWGA #Teamster #RecoveringGleek (He/Him)
Martti Nelson | Funny.. @MaladyMartti
582 Followers 496 Following Disgruntled Nut | Feminist Harpy | Bitchy Books ATTACK OF THE ROM-COM & LYSSA STRATA + @mcsweeneys @The_Belladonnas @slackjaw @weeklyhumorist | She/Hers
GMA @GMA88
793 Followers 2K Following Author, Orioles fan, father of 3, attorney, husband. Writer for @McSweeneys, @PointsInCase, @SplitSider, @1966Journal, @WritersBone, @WeeklyHumorist
Justine Cotter @JustineCotter
640 Followers 1K Following Creative director and humor writer. Words in @mcsweeneys @weeklyhumorist @The_Belladonnas (she/her)
Literary Pug @LiteraryPug
27K Followers 30K Following Lit·er·ar·y Pug /ˈlidəˌrerē puhg/ rearranging words, watching 𝐴𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑇𝑖𝑚𝑒 🐶#poetry #5amwritersclub🐶 Editing 2023 poems. Life is Star Trek. Be mindful.
William Vaillancourt @12WCV
3K Followers 3K Following serious words in @theprogressive @monthly @thedailybeast @rollingstone etc. serious words arranged humorously elsewhere...
Olivier Faure @faureolivier
141K Followers 3K Following Premier secrétaire du @partisocialiste | Député de la 11ème circonscription de Seine-et-Marne
Animation Obsessive @ani_obsessive
154K Followers 98 Following Animation tidbits from around the world, including rare and underappreciated material you won't find elsewhere. Newsletter: https://t.co/CyPMPN0kqV
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline
190K Followers 1K Following Hank of Decline Podcast & Comics - https://t.co/kAfnFnh7AX Patreon - https://t.co/Awbuy7xogD
poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw
457K Followers 180 Following my name is heloísa, i’m from brasil, and i like to draw cats - this is the only account i own! the one and only
WikiVictorian @wikivictorian
236K Followers 234 Following Sharing random stuff from 1800 to 1920s: fashion, stories, art, and a compilation of faces and cultures that coexisted then ✨ curated by @HelenaMontufo
why you should have a.. @shouldhaveanima
1.7M Followers 38 Following The Perfect account to show your parents when you want an animal 🦆
Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson
314K Followers 467 Following video maker • pro gamer • #1 avatarhead na'vi nation zola‘u nìprrte’ • sonic fans don't interact
Writers Guild of Amer.. @WGAWest
98K Followers 2K Following A labor union representing writers of motion pictures, television, radio, and internet programming. (PS: we only have the blue check for the character count)
Actual Names @ActualNames1
89K Followers 3K Following Purveyor of the finest in luxury silly names from genealogical and other sources.
Ritesh @riteshwriter
5K Followers 5K Following Writer and Critic. (He/They) Bylines at @Voxdotcom @PanelxPanel @Polygon @ComicBookHerald @ComicsXF
Historic Vids @historyinmemes
5.2M Followers 209 Following Daily history lessons. Education through memes!
Dates in Movies @DatesInMovies
54K Followers 264 Following When you absolutely, positively got to know every #OnThisDay in movie history, accept no substitutes.
Joe Richardson @JoeMcRichardson
7K Followers 596 Following I make small logic-driven worlds because the overwhelming chaotic disgusting beautiful unfathomable mess of the real world scares the shits out of me.
Ezekiel Thorp @Praxeus_stan
3K Followers 3K Following Doccy Who, Casualty and occasional giveaways//#1 Praxeus stan and paramedic simp//25
Rep. Justin Jones @brotherjones_
309K Followers 172 Following State Representative for District 52. Community Organizer. HBCU grad. On the journey, searching for higher ground. Carrying my ancestors’ prayers.
W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell
373K Followers 1K Following “1000% Me: Growing Up Mixed” is streaming on MAX.
WeSmellGas @WeSmellGas
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Chris Eno McMahon @ChrisEnoMcMahon
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Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunt
272K Followers 4K Following I hunt fake history and correct it, but also post amazing real history stuff. Rude, obscene, vulgar, racist people who can't act like grown-ups get blocked.
Ursula K. Le Guin bot @UrsulaBot
60K Followers 3 Following This is a bot that tweets a random quote by Ursula K. Le Guin every hour.
Bill Duke @RealBillDuke
44K Followers 27K Following Director, producer, actor, writer, humanitarian & Founder of YOUNITE Network & Duke Media Foundation. 🐳
matt @mattxiv
412K Followers 154 Following queer jew w very long nails, host of a bit fruity, he/they
Sooz Kempner @SoozUK
107K Followers 6K Following "Comedian". DOOM in @bbcdoctorwho. Host @mysteryontherox @thequeenpod. Act: @ryanioscoholmes Comedy: @gag_reflex VO: @TheJonesesVoice she/her
SNL Hosts Introducing.. @snlhostsintro
167K Followers 19 Following it's just snl hosts introducing the musical guest
Ron Bonk @SRSCinema
7K Followers 5K Following Filmmaker/Distributor @ https://t.co/qI2FYd8jxn Check out our latest releases/productions, "Sharks of the Corn", "Howl from Beyond the Fog" and "House Shark".
Rebecca Root @rebeccaroot1969
8K Followers 1K Following Actor, trainer, trans campaigner. Patron: @LiberateHQ and @DiversityRM. Represented by @smpagency All views my own.
Cute Critter Of The D.. @CritterDay
11K Followers 1 Following Hi welcome this is a Twitter dedicated to cute animals/creatures from cartoons,anime,books,and video games!!! Request are currently opened MA: @Skunky271
J. D. Nelson @madverse
142K Followers 152K Following Poet • Author: 𝙞𝙣 𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 (Post-Asemic Press) https://t.co/s9qbheAbR4 • poetry, micropoetry, Dada, Surrealism, haiku • Ⓥ • More: https://t.co/61ev4MkLt8 ❤️
Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc
30K Followers 130 Following Vintage McDonald's Super-Collector. 80s & 90s Food/Drink Nostalgia. ***All images posted are from my own archives***
Atsuko Okatsuka @AtsukoComedy
79K Followers 3K Following My @HBO special "The Intruder" out now! See me live on tour👇
Sara The Fat Culture .. @bluestockinsara
2K Followers 241 Following I’m a Egyptian and Scottish Canadian who studied film and gender studies. I make YouTube videos and the Farscape podcast Muppets, Sex, and Trauma She/Her
The Media Mines @TheMediaMines
4K Followers 136 Following I explore the dark deep mines of the media industry and the internet for fun facts, lost, and scrapped media for Films, Shows, Video Games, eta.
Emily Laverdiere @notoriousemlav
433 Followers 791 Following Actor/Comedian/Silly Songstress/Skeeball Enthusiast
Aron Wiesenfeld @aronwiesenfeld
23K Followers 649 Following The Art of Aron Wiesenfeld, official page.
Trans Safety Network @trans_safety
30K Followers 163 Following Monitoring organised harm against trans people in the UK. Donate: https://t.co/FCki86QgOF
HoaxEye @hoaxeye
209K Followers 441 Following Hoax fighter and fact finder. Main tools: reverse image search and coffee. Operated by @JanneFI Mastodon: https://t.co/iwgDTHmIED
Behind The Scenes Pic.. @Behind_Pics
522K Followers 6 Following Weird, meme-y images of entertainment in the making | DM submissions
Lost Media Busters @LostMediaBuster
22K Followers 242 Following 📼 Welcome to the Lost Media Busters! Here you'll find our epic Tweets on Lost Media, Unreleased Media and more! 🔎 Discord: https://t.co/9JoUEhdwgt
Jacinda Ardern @jacindaardern
774K Followers 4K Following Former Prime Minister of New Zealand. MP for Mt Albert. Authorised by Rob Salmond 160 Willis St, Wellington
Roslindale Village Ma.. @RosMainStreet
2K Followers 722 Following As an independent non-profit in Boston, we promote Roslindale Village as the dynamic business & civic center of our community! Use #ROSLove to get an RT or ❤️.
Joe Pera @JosephPera
98K Followers 1K Following JPTWY Seasons 1-3 now on @adultswim and @hbomax. My new standup special 'SLOW & STEADY' just released : https://t.co/sd2CSFQUJg
Gävlebocken @Gavlebocken
46K Followers 0 Following Jag är världens mest kända halmbock, gillar jul och har svårt för tändstickor. I’m THE straw goat of the world, I fancy Christmas and I don't play with matches.
AFRICAN & BLACK HISTO.. @AfricanArchives
992K Followers 5 Following learn your history!✊🏿 || IG; https://t.co/AC9LLjusJd || Support us on https://t.co/HHs3SgCItN
Cats of Yore @CatsOfYore
117K Followers 37 Following Hi! I'm Molly and I'm interested in feline history and welfare. Owner of 2 amazing FIV+ cats! Header by W. Eugene Smith. Profile pic is a postcard from 1908.
roxane gay @rgay
873K Followers 2K Following I write books like Bad Feminist. Forthcoming: Opinions, How to Be Heard, Year I Learned Everything. Newsletter: The Audacity. 🐘 she/her
Eastern European Cart.. @EasternOoC
227K Followers 73 Following Soviet and Eastern European animation mostly pre 90's | war sucks 💙💛 | host @redwaytoo | https://t.co/lApL31fOl0
The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX
a weighted blanket isn't enough, I need whatever is happening here
I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.
OK, I'm gonna do this. Here's an ongoing thread of every major and stupidly minor crazy thing that Barbenheimer did at the box office this weekend.
Let's hear it for 95-year-old acting legend Rosemary Harris, who was seen walking the SAG-AFTRA picket line outside of Netflix in NYC today.
This week I am thankful that the repairman wasn't available to cut a hole in my ceiling until after both of my scheduled VO sessions.
This film divides opinion. Some people think it's great, others think it's insanely great. It's as if they put all of British sci-fi in a blender and switched it on. Then added some light jazz.
3:10pm TODAY on @TalkingPicsTV The 1967 #SciFi film🎥 “They Came from Beyond Space” directed by #FreddieFrancis & written by #MiltonSubotsky Based on #JosephMillard’s 1941 novel📖 “The Gods Hate Kansas” 🌟#RobertHutton #JenniferJayne #ZiaMohyeddin #BernardKay #MichaelGough
demon (with a gun), france, 15th century
Choose wisely, as they say...
I've literally never been so confused by a menu
Things are a little slow over there right now, but here’s me on that other app:
Rescuing a long-lost treasure with two New England legends. HIGH PRESSURE! @wbznewsradio
Today, billboards just like these went up across Florida and Texas. Happy Pride everyone.
The stargazer fish buries itself in sand and can deliver electric shocks as well as venom. (Photos MrIgorG)
Yasuke was the world’s first Black samurai. When a 6-foot-tall African slave landed in Japan, he stuck out like a sore thumb. People lost all modesty and nearly caused a stampede trying to get a closer look. Such a sight was so foreign in Kyoto. A THREAD!
there’s also the how to draw a cowboy cat 🤠
It makes me very happy this is doing numbers so that more people can see this. That poor girl has been so insanely misrepresented and unfairly mocked, I can only imagine what that must feel like. I hope she’s doing okay to this day. Justice for rational feminist
Announcing open submissions of original self-contained mini-comics for publication through Silver Sprocket. The first period of open submissions will start on August 1st. Details: silversprocket.net/about/silver-s…
Illustrations from a 1775 book about magic and demonology.
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