no one is getting out alive @voodoosushi
sentient meat paperweight and cat herder, alleged occasional creative director. I believe that freedoms of speech/press/assembly are absolute and irrevocable. linktr.ee/Onesmellyfinger nyc Joined July 2009-
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Trump’s #bond outlook has become so toxic, I wouldn’t be surprised if people started wearing masks and maintaining 6 foot personal space whenever he walked into a room. #TrumpIsBroke
I’m looking for an empty-nester divorcee with a Diamond level alimony package and who is looking for their “forever boyfriend”.
Everyone is so worried about my “faculties”, they better just ease up and let me enjoy my breakfast pasta with skittles and thumbtacks!
New mega-ooga-bazgillions franchise crossover idea: The Chronicles of Riddick: The Lion, the Witch, his Wife, and her Haberdasher.
“Frottage” sounds like something that people from Connecticut look forward to at the Olympics.
Fun fact: “Jesse’s Girl” was actually written about a pet goat.
I hope to open a new National fast food chain specializing in Reuben sandwiches in burrito form called EL PEQUEÑO DEVITO.
You know how normally the only people we refer to by their full name are serial killers? Well, we’re watching you Dwayne TheRock Johnson and Marjorie Taylor Greene. #MarjorieTaylorGreene #DwayneJohnson
Nananana nananana hey hey hey go die! (Motherf*cking cryptkeeper REPUBLICAN clownshoe!) A O C ! ! ! #ACAB #BLM #DefundAndDismantle #YesAllCops apple.news/AjMD0-X3CRNClX…
Pedo shitstains who “prioritize” other men’s children will find a special place in hell, hopefully sooner than later. #FathersRights #ChildTheft #Creepy #WhitePanelVan yahoo.com/lifestyle/blac…
Oh Eva Prinz… imagine being the stupid twat who fucking murdered Rock ‘n Roll. Is This the Woman Who Broke Up Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore? jezebel.com/is-this-the-wo… #sonicyouth #kimgordon #punkrock #thurstonmoore
Old black water, keep on rollin' Mississippi moon, won't you keep on shinin' on me? apple.news/AAPnagfEkSYWK-…
Not to in any way suggest further escalation or violence, but before Putin dishes out any more unearned historical hubris, someone should point out to him that unmanned drones neither freeze nor starve #YouCantJustHoleUpInYourFrozenWastlandAnymore #FreeUkraine
NATO should already be standing ready at their highest level of alert, we have been expecting and preparing for this for 77 fucking years. #TheColdWarNeverEnded #PutinIsaWarCriminal #StandWithUkraine #StopRussia #UkraineRussiaWar
Putin/Stalin, potato/illegal annexation and war crimes #FreeUkraine #FuckPutin #NATOINUKRAINENOW youtu.be/6pnGWNX4BkA
Don’t forget to watch “10,000X better than Glame of Throngs” Season 2 this weekend. #Witcher #WhiteWolf #GeraltofRivia
Is it easier to think about Chewbacca as your family dog, who can now talk, but still sits in the middle of the room licking his balls, or as your best friend who just happens to always have his dick out? Asking for a friend.
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Can we cancel gender reveal parties now?
CAL FIRE Law Enforcement has determined the El Dorado Fire, burning near Oak Glen in San Bernardino County, was caused by a smoke generating pyrotechnic device, used during a gender reveal party. The fire began at… instagram.com/p/CE0ddK-hHo1/…
Trump says it is Aloysius s grant talking to you.
I’m not sure how to explain this, but tonight as I was Netflix&Chillin’ my asshole said “aloysius”. It was clear as a bell, we’ll enunciated, I don’t believe this a Yanni/Laurel type thing. I’m positive my anus spoke out clear and said “aloysius”. Who’s Aloysius?
Coronastock... Coronafest... Coronachella... Coronapalooza... If we're being honest, it's really Coronaltamont.
If you think Donald Trump is the biggest piece of shit in US History, you’re correct and I want to follow you.
@joshjonesultra I am. Though, and do not interpret this as a defense but rather my obsession with accuracy, her "self described butch lesbian" comment was regarding a friend of hers. Still, she's fucking awful.
@joshjonesultra @SunnyAnderson He blew fingers off his back-up hand, too!
@EwAMirror LOL not sure if I'd rather be Siren Head, or Slenderman.
She look like an evil corrupt leader in those utopian society movies
Praying. Thinking. Walking.
@joshjonesultra @gallerititotito @jeanmobilia @Jonahresistsgop I stole this from the TV series "The Crown": "There was an old Countess of Bray, And you might think it odd when I say, That despite her high station, rank and education. She always spelled "Cunt" with a K!" reddit.com/r/TheCrownNetf…
@joshjonesultra @MizQue @Jonahresistsgop F8cking scary
“It’s not the time for comedy,” is like saying, “it’s not the time for life jackets” as the Titanic is sinking. Actually this IS the precise time for comedy. Stop being pussies.
You can always count on police to prove the case against police.
DON'T LOOK AWAY. The cop groped her and when she tried to break away, she was beaten while standing still. THIS IS AN ATTEMPT TO CRUSH DISSENT LIKE A DICTATORSHIP
How and why are Republicans backing the idiot? Are they all Russians?
The people supporting federal curfew are the same dipshits who stormed government buildings last month because they couldn’t go to Fuddruckers.
@joshjonesultra @Joe_Hansbarger @adorakitty1 @s_tanzania Just the land. Freed slaves had more right to take over and run the show, what should have been
The Louisville mayor just fired the police chief.
Y’all worried about losing followers??? JESUS HAD 12.
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