salads are hilarious @urlocalsusan
you see I’m not that funny via twitter. just here to release steam. Joined August 2012-
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Me wondering why Tyra Banks is the host for #DWTS
I miss this duo so much❣️#DWTS
My summer will either be lit with new friends being silly and lowkey boujee or it will be super lit with old lady friends and be highkey boujee. There’s no other way. It’s either crackin a cold one with the boys or wearing linen pants whilst painting a floral arrangement
Yoooo but does anyone miss ifunny? .....Only the cool people with real humor? Figured.
I’ve never wanted a tv relationship more than I want David and Patrick’s from SC
If I see one more basic white girl describe food w/ the word yum, I will personally send them a thesaurus w/ correct adjectives highlighted
Can we talk about Dr. Biden’s fit she’s serving the American people today? 🔥🔥🔥
Victoria is a producer acting as a contestant—mark my words
If one more skinny bitch who has never been overweight gives me unsolicited weight loss advice, I might actually go insane.
I for absolutely no reason relate too much with Reese Witherspoon’s Sweet Home Alabama
me (too lazy to microwave something): i should support a struggling small business during these unprecedented times
I think it’s time to phase out either Brendon or Brandon. We don’t really need both. Let’s pick one and run with it
Hibiscus La Croix has unexpectedly become my favorite flavor. Suck on that pamplemousse lovers. #justiceforHibiscusLaCroix  
Bobby Flay is short for Robert Flavour
Anyone else break their own heart at least twice a day?
There’s two people in life: people who get thrown against walls and people who get hit by walls.
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the #DWTS producers sending Emma and Trevor on a beach field trip
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Emma can take Alfonso's job, as long as Alfonso takes Tyra's. #DWTS
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I love it when my friends invite me to things that they know I’m gonna say no to simply so I feel included
managed to spend like $700 in athens, the town where everything costs $4 ??????
can’t believe alcohol is the legal one. when I get too drunk I want to make the worst mistakes of my life. when I get too high I want to mix all the dipping sauces and be a better friend